Diary Of An EKSU Boy - Season 1 - Episode 2

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Diary Of An EKSU Boy - Season 1 - Episode 2

I arrived at my sisters place because am yet to secure an accomodation, on arrival I called Solomon and we decided to meet at the hall where our screening will be conducted by 9:00am. The following day we meet at a place called Main auditorium and we were told our screening will be conducted in the hall, we talked about so many things through this we realized that both of us needed an
accomodation. We spent close to 2hours on the queue before it reached our turn but the queues in Eksu is Frustrating, if u saw a person in your front just note that there are 5 or 6 people in your front and the only person you meet on the queue is the Alahaja or S.U that will
bear witness when others return to claim their position on the queue.

After we finished with the first phase of the screening hunger began to knocked the wall of my stomach, I told Solomon and we decided visit any restaurant near us, fortunately of brother described the way to C.J to us, this started the romance between me and C.J though not well furnished but the food they produced was class on it own.

After the food, we set out to looked for accomodation, we took a long walk along osekita area, later we saw an hostel called Flochris hostel the chairman of the hostel told us we were fotunated because they only
have a room vacant, we secured the room and by weekend we both moved into the room,we were almost done with the screening what remain was just submission of files.

Welcome to my world shouted Solomon as we fully arranged the room, now I will show you how to rock and enjoy your life unlike the boring
lifestyle you lived in, that night I started a new life Solomon bought Alcoholics drink which I have never tasted before in my life, just to
show am a big boy I took half of the can bullet drink before I passed out.

Saturday morning I woke up around 10am and meet Solomon chatting on his phone he likes chatting and I hardly chats because I believe its a waste of time,

Me: Morning paadi

Solomon: omo iya, how your night ?

Me: fine but am feeling slight headache

Solomon: as expected na because of that drink
assuming you they take am wella, you won’t experienced such


Me: na you sabi, I dey H big time (H means hungry)

Solomon: eeeen, make we cook rice but I no fit
dey cook always, I go soon find one fine chick to come dey help us.

Me: either fine chick or ugly hen sha let us eat .

After breakfast we make new friends in the hostel Ife,Tope and Dele they all came from Osun state too but not the same area, we talked
about football and our upcoming maticulation day,during our discussion I discovered Tope was a Chelsea while Ife was supporting Arsenal and Dele Barcelona fan. That evening we watch football at stamford bridge
the heating emanating from the watching center was like hell.

On sunday morning we went to a student fellowship, at the end of the service we waited behind as there custom for new members they offered us eggroll and snacks, after collecting our data they appointed One Sister as our discipler, she introduced herself as Sister Shalewa and she collected our phone number.
On our way home I noticed a notifier on my phone, it was a whatsapp message just because I don’t like chatting I dropped the phone in my pockets, as we reached hostel
Solomon cooked beans while he was busy picking the beans I called my big brother because he promised me something after the call, I checked the whatsapp message it was from an unknown number “hi bro Dammy” I
replied typing Hello, then I saved the number so as to be able to view the D.P and behold the message came from Sister Shalewa that just
collected our number in the fellowship, we chatted for few minutes she told me she was in S.L.T. Zoology 200 level. This was how the
friendship between me and Sister Shalewa started, during the week I explained how Sister shalewa has been chatting with me to Solomon, he started making jest of me

Me: Wetin cause laugh now ?

Solomon: you be real and big mumu

Me: abeg, stop calling me that jooor

Solomon: why won’t I call you mumu when yu
can’t decode what’s happening to you

Me: Oya what ?

Solomon: I will teach you what you will do to Sis Shalewa but henceforth I will be the one chatting with her, so whenever you want
to chat with her let me know.

How I wish the heavenly bodies told me I was drowning inside the pit of hell.