Story: Legend Of An Ikotun Boy - Season 1 - Episode 12

7 years ago

Story: Legend Of An Ikotun Boy - Season 1 - Episode 12

I watched in tears ah he was dragged away… I knew it was only a matter of time till they come for me… The paper was cancelled and everybody were instructed to go home..
Most people knew we did it together I mean me and John, everybody were just sympathetic… I don’t get it were they sympathetic for me or John..its quite confusing… My classmates would see me and the next thing I’ll hear is…
“ah!! Ehya!! Omase o!!”
“hmmm, ehya!!”
“ehya, be strong my brother, u hear”
I’ve heard about 6000 ehyas that morning, and it wasn’t helping. That was the last time I set my eyes on John until…

One hot afternoon, after a hot round of s*x with eniola…I was so exhausted…we were through with exams now…I was feeling secured now on John’s issue…”if they wanted to come for me, they would have done that ever since”…

Just then I heard someone banging my door…
Nobody has ever hit my door that hard, ofcourse apart from PINK BOXERS crew…

“Do you wanna bring down my door” I questioned obviously pissed.

“don’t worry when you get to the station I’ll answer that ” anonymous said…

At this point I was confused… “Station? How did he know that I was in? On what charge am I going to the station??” I thought

As I opened the door I saw a familiar face……
Officer akunaka…. Jeez!! WTF!!

“You suprised to see me right?? *laughs…seems I was made to wreck people like you”….he said
“and besides you are invited to the station for questioning”…he added while dragging me out with only my boxers on..he handled me so roughly he almost tore my boxers.. which exposed my dangling tool for all to see…

AT THE STATION—
I was in their interrogation room… A poster saying ‘Police is your friend’ was hung on the wall..everywhere was covered in dust…the only gadget there was the electric fan, a fan that’s as slow as a Golf ½ ;D

“hey Mr Psalmurai am I correct”..I wasn’t suprised he knew me, my gospel was on almost every lip.. “You are repping ikotun badly… Now with you as a case study people think every ikotun youth is a criminal like you” …he continued

Staring at him nonchalantly… I’ve got this nonchalant stare that can make you lose your cool and make you wanna just do something horrible to me… Like one day my pastor was advising me on how to live my life, I was feeding him that stare, he got angry and landed a fat tumbler on my head…well sure its fun getting people mad…or don’t you think..

Seeing the stare was already getting at him… He handled it maturely and went straight to the point…”You are under arrest for burglary”…he informed me..with a straight face…
“Really?” I said raising an eye brow…
“do I look like someone who’s joking”…he said shouting…
“woah!! Then I must be in big trouble o…abi?” I said…
he just looked at me with fire in his eyes…and walked out…I heard him saying something to someone but couldn’t make out what he was saying…

Suddenly an officer so ‘ryback looking’ walked in and said or rather introduced himself….”Popular psalmurai…they call me the ‘pain aflict’…I’m sure we’re gonna have fun together don’t you”….
He smiled exposing his teeths that looks like that of Dracula,.
At this point, I knew I was Fuc’ked up, Bigtym… After some hours of his powerful ministrations… I was seeing myself in a rap battle with 2pac, Nate dogg, proof and biggie…but his venom-like saliva brought me back to life, My face has added weight significantly… My eyes were half-closed like I had Apollo…my cheeks were far bigger than my butt0ckz now… And my torn lips looked like that of Demba Ba ;D !!!

As I looked up… I saw someone with a similar facial properties… But while mine was fresh his’ seem to have been weeks old… I knew I had seen the face somewhere… I tried placing where I saw the face…one more look at his face I also saw him looking at me like he was also trying to identify me… Pain aflict laughed and was like
“lemme save yall the stress…Sam meet John, John- Sam!!” he introduced us…
We were suprised on how changed we were… And pain-aflict was still laughing …well the foo’l dey laugh at his handwork…that I was sure of!!

“so why am I here, you still haven’t told me where I burgled”..I spat angrily..
“baby sharap there… No be you and John kizzle (steal) those question papers abi?” well that’s just the confirmation that I needed… I look at John …he wore that look that’s saying ‘I don taya sef make una kuku kill me’….

As we were marched out of the interrogation room into the prison… We were taken to the counter to write a statement… Just the Eniola walked in still crying (cos she was crying when I left home) … Then she looked at the officer behind us and asked…
“sir I’m looking for psalmurai…he was brought in here a couple of hours ago”…she said
The officer was busy laughing and so was John…
“psalm don do free facial surgery o” he joked!!
Then it dawned on her…. The ‘demba BA’ looking dry chested, Apollo eyed boy was her darling Sam…
“How did your face change so much in such a short time?” she asked crying..
I just pointed at ‘pain-aflict’ in the far corner…
“oh!!” that was all she could say…
“well that explains it all” she continued…

“oya money for visitation.” the officer inquired streching his hands….
“ehhh!! Dem dey pay to come see people again… Hin be wizkid??”…eniola said suprised…
“Fool these ones pass wizkid o”…” Them be federal guests as you see them so, “…The officer said laughing…
With that said, I just started preparing my mind for my new home which is either gonna be….AGODI or KIRIKIRI housing estate ;D
Officer akunaka showed up….and
“officer take them inside, they are meeting the disciplinary committee tommorow”….
When I heard that, I knew my admission was already in shreds….”fu-Ckit” I said crying…

WAS I EXPELLED?? WHAT WAS THE OUTCOME OF THE MEETING WITH THE COMMITTEE?? DID I GET TO COME OUT OF THIS??… You’ll get to knoow in the next update…

To Be Continued…