Story: My life as a Yahoo Boy By iphekitan - Season 2 - Episode 36

7 years ago

Story: My life as a Yahoo Boy By iphekitan - Season 2 - Episode 36

While I was waiting for Cindy to come get me, I decided to flip through my phone, checked into some couple of naija blogs. Then memories of how I was scammed by a so called blogger selling data came, the so called site was naijacamp.com.ng, I just started hustling
then. I needed a cheap data so I saw one thousand one gig on his site.

I chatted him on whatsapp. He said it’s one thousand one hundred naira. I sent him an mtn card of that price, and guess what ? No
reply.

I message him till the next day, no reply, I forwarded curse to him, no reply, then took another person phone to whatsapp him. He replied not knowing it was him. Mehn I launched him curses. God know I hard I worked for that one thousand naira then. Well it’s all history now. It makes a man stronger.

I am the one who was now waiting for a lady in a malaysian restaurant.

I smiled to myself.

I was so lost in my thoughts when a feminine’s touch brought me back
to consciousness. I looked up and lo and behold it was Cindy. Hmmmn my so called maga.

I smiled back and greeted her. He said some things that I really couldn’t comprehend at first, because of the frequency of the speed of
her english.

I followed my instincts and stood up , she led the way, and she stopped at the front of a room in the hotel. Guess that where she’s lodged,it was a suite, I followed her in. And tried to calm my nervousness.

On entrying I noticed another lady in the room, laying on the bed. I gave her a questioning look.

Cindy : Good afternoon, glad you came at last, have a seat ?

Me : The pleasure is mine.
(Sat on a couch)

Cindy : Linda His here (Calling on the girl lying on the bed in the other room which appeared to be the bedroom)

Linda which was the lady in the room, came out to welcome me. I was feeling nervous, but I tried calming down myself, with the thought,

“you didn’t come all the way from naija for nothing”.

We familiarize and yes the two lady were great talkative. And I was a ready listener, so I was only chipping in my words little by little.

I later felt comfortable with them.

Linda : Cindy what have you given your guest ?

Cindy : oh my mistake!

Me : it’s nothing, you actually met me refreshing with something when you came to pick me.

Cindy : that true, but notwithstanding, you still have to take something.

Me : maybe later, but for now, let’s just talk.

With the way I was flowing she got really comfortable with me. Linda later went to the other room. And left Cindy and I behind.