Story: My life as a Yahoo Boy By iphekitan - Season 2 - Episode 20

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Story: My life as a Yahoo Boy By iphekitan - Season 2 - Episode 20

The 1st month or so after the camp was boring as hell. Most of my
buddies in camp had secured their redeployment but for some reasons,
mine didn’t work out so I was alone. But for few corper girls who were
more eager to warm my bed , waiting for the next list. It was during
this period I met Alex and James. Alex was a graduate from LAUTECH
while James attended UNILORIN.

They were both YY niggas, but Alex was the one with the vast knowledge
and skills about the game. I got to learn a lot from him. He always
brag about his previous school, calling it “home of yahoo boy”. I sort
of agreed with that, because he was into stuff I never dream trying.
Even his dating was advanced.

James on the other hand is mainly into goods and Apartment, Alex and
James lived in the house opposite mine, and most times I sleep over at
their place.

Suddenly life in Gomber became bearable with my new friends. We lived
very close to the Gomber state University, so we often ate our meals
in the schoool canteen, we began to spend a lot of our free time
within the school premises either playing basketball with the students
or watching them playing. We became popular amongst the students
because of our extravagant lifestyle. Life chidinma sang, we were the
“ballers”. And girls in the school tick around us so they could get to
ride in our cars, but the way things end up were always romantic.

One day, a group of students of the school, 7 boys, approached us
claiming they kneW were “bag guys”

Me : hello what do you mean by that ?

1st guy : we know a bad guy when we see one.

2nd guy : see the cars you guys ride.

3rd guy : you guys are dope.

4th guy : we just want in!

1st guy : please don’t deny us.

We just kept staring at them. James and I didn’t treat them seriously,
but Alex being a Yahoo guru and a very cunny fella all the way from
lautech, seems to have his own plan.

Alex : No qualms now, we got you back, na we we.

they all smiled.

Alex : for now let’s roll, we would talk better later.

They chorused : yes boss!

James and I gave each other a “what is he planning” look.

They hoped into our cars and we had a nice time that evening clubbing.

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Later that evening, the guys have departed.
In Alex room.

Alex : hmmmn life is good ( sinking into the bed)

James and I were playing Winning eleven on his pc.

Me : Alexix you sabi say you dey craze sha

Alex : which kind talk be that ?

Me : what are you planning by agreeing with those boys ?

James : I wonder o.

Alex : (smiling) you guys are funny, so you think say na only white be
maga, black maga sef dey.

Me : I don’t get you, o boy engligthen me ( dropped the game pad and
turns towards him)

Alex : normal normal now, they wanna be among abi. You guys should
just watch and learn.

James : you are always looking for trouble.

Me : yeah you don’t even know what those guys are capable of .

Alex : just watch, I’d invite them here tomorrow and you will see how I roll.

Me : smh am famished what’s for dinner jae.

Alex : na your mama cook for here abi, better step out and buy
something before those shops close.

Me : you dey craze , like hunger sef no dey worry you.

James : oh boy let’s go and get something jae and leave this crazy guy.

James and I stepped out to purchase suya and some soft drink to step it down.

We met two dope looking girls just leave the suya man stand.

Mehn it was like a sudden current was increased in my body.

With they way they were dressed, it was obvious they were indigenes.

James noticed I was staring at them.

James : better don’t try anything funny, you’ve forgotten the story we
heard in camp, about the boys in this area. They don’t like strangers
messing with their girls, better let’s face what we came here for and
go back in peace.

Me : ah you dey craze, so you believe such superstition, abeg buy my
own suya too I go meet you at home.

I left him to follow the girls.

To Be Continued…