Story: My life as a Yahoo Boy By iphekitan - Season 2 - Episode 16

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Story: My life as a Yahoo Boy By iphekitan - Season 2 - Episode 16

This is a story Written By Tz Iphekitan (Whatsapp >> 09034368823)…
When I got home I did as primate instructed, took a cool bath with a
local sponge, then slept off. The next day, I woke up with An extreme
hard on, as in I was rock hard, it was a saturday so I decided to
prove to sandra what I really made of, I called her line and we agreed
to meet where we met the last time by nightfall, I knew the girl was
still interested in me.
I spent the rest of the day at krissh room where he lodged in a hotel,
he gave me recent formats and I did some dating, signed onto yahoo,
opened more tabs, busted sites after sites, then logged into facebook,
I saw my legit maga Mrs Alexandra Rose was active online, she had
dropped me series of messages already. Seriously I really don’t know
why the lady was into me, let me tell you a little about Mrs Rose,
she’s a divorced single mother living in new jersey, with her
pictures, she’s okay , I guess she still work out because she’s in
shape, I met her on a random site two years ago and since then, we
became paddy, I never really duped her per se, just that she’s always
requesting for me to visit her, though I lied to her I reside in
Washington D.C, so most times I’d told her am broke so I couldn’t get
to her area, she would send transport expenses and some extra doe for
me to maintain, but I’d end up giving her one reasonable excuse or the
other.
So on this day also, while we were chatting she requested I visit her
again, and I declined as usual giving her silly excuses. Never knew
krissh was snooping up on me, I just heard hmmm and I turned back to
see him,
Krissh : of all sites it’s facebook you dey work on now abi.
Me : woss anyhow, on the kentro level, at all at all na him bad pass.
Krissh : well na you sabi, pray you don’t get busted soonest.
Me : she’s d–n into me jae, An sure I won’t get busted with her, she’s
even requesting I come oveR And join her in U.S but I would make money
from her via that.
Krissh : chai, you are sillY hen, isn’t this a way out for you.
Me : what! I don’t get.
Krissh : since you are to leave the country after two years. Couldn’t
she be your way out ?
Me : hmmmn confirm talk, guess I’d have to get more intimidate with her.
Krissh : that’s my point.
Me : as it Is now my life seems set. Since this year is the fifth, my
500level would be the sixth year and nysc year would be the seventh,
then I’d port to wherever.
Krissh : yeah now you see no cause for alarm.
Me : yeah the timing is perfect, gat to go, I have a re-match this evening.
Krissh : bad guy, sha take things easy
Me : alright.
I left krissh lodge and gave sandra a call, we agreed to meet at blue
bird as planned. Hummn the match was powerful, I gave it o her badly
because it’s been a while have had s-x, she was just switching from
cloud nine to ten.
After the match, we both laying on the bed, she was resting her head
on my chest and playing with the hairs on my chest.
Sandra : never new you are this awesome
Me : (smiles) it’s never written on the face.
Sandra : you are the man.
Me : thanks for the compliment
Sandra : how about we take our relationship to another level (looking
directly into my eyes)
Me : (didn’t see that coming ). You said ?
Sandra ; as in let’s take our friendship to another stage.
Me : hmmmn am not sure am ready for that yet.
Sandra : (frowns)why ?
Me : (blank face) am really nit ready for any commitments .
Sandra :(she went haywire) f*uk you, so you just meant to use me and that all.
Me : (see misinterpretation oh, I didn’t use her, she came after me
and we both have fun, now it’s “you used me” girls sha) you are
turning thing around .
Sandra : (stood up) it’s okay, don’t worry, I get it, my bad, I was
intimately into you and to you am just a regular object. It’s obvious.
Me : okay if you say so ( my mistake)
Sandra : what ? Just okay, omg! You are really a b—–d!
(Throwing tantrum, I just held her hands and threw her aside)
Me :: hey calm down girl, it was cons£nsu@l, it’s wasn’t against your wish.
She stood up and approached the door.
Sandra : f*uk you (she slammed the door and went out)
Geez, girls and their funny ideas, I didn’t ask you out, you have a
crush on me, and we had s-x, and you feel you can tie me door with
that, ish that’s not gonna happen.
Now that my life seems okay, I have to plan well how to spend my
remaining years in naija. I have to get in back fully into yy and sort
things out with this mobile app, and lastly I have to attend church
service wella, because maga must pay, need to get enough money to
survive outside nigeria.

To Be Continued…