Kay had already put on one of my top and short apparently expecting to run out any moment I open the door but they were both surprised to see the house full of people, there was definitely nowhere to run to…The expression on my dad says it all with “eleyi ga oooo” coming out from his mouth..my mumwas dumb founded and sat down on the floor of my bedroom without uttering any word and for my inlaws, what do they have to say?
Dad: Please bring my phone for me in the sitting room lemme call police to come and arrest this idiot………..
Mary’s Mum: That’s better…you have an effontry to come into another man’s house to climb on his wife
Me: dad, please this is not the issue of police……I don’t want any outsider to be involve in this, I would have allowed him go yesterday night but I intentionally want you guys to see it first hand so that it wont be hear say and the fact still remains that I have their s*x video on my phone already too
My Mum: This is unbelievable….a heavily pregnant woman having s*x with another man in her matrimonial bedroom…mi o riru eleyi ri lati ojo ti mo ti day (have never sen this before since my existence)
Me: kay, abeg commot my cloth for body ooo…why putting on my cloth, am bringing your cloth for you and your phone is still in the sitting room
My Mum: No oooo…what do u want to do with the cloth that’s on him…pls I don’t want badluck for you my son…let him keep it abeg and get the hell out of this place
Mary’s Mum: That’s better…let him go first so that we can have eyes to settle every other thing
My Mum: which other thing is there to settle? Okay, to help Mary pack her things I guess and am sure you guys came with a car already
My Dad: Ogbeni, get out of this place before the count of five….
Me: No dad…..he’s not going just like that, please just give me the opportunity to handle things my own way……………..
Dad: which your own way?
Me: please now daddy…I beg you in the name of God
Me: kay, u remembered I told you yesterday that you will leave here unharmed but uner my terms and conditions..i believe have not done anything to you since that yesterday…so, here is the last deal, we go to the sitting room and talk about everything like a family…I assume we are now like family, so family do fights and settle things between each other…….So, stand up and move to the sitting room right now
Elder Brother: they said you should stand up abi eti e di ni (Are you deaf?)
Mary’s Mum: They said you should stand up…oloshi oloriburuku ada ile onile ru…olorun lo ma da ile ti e na ru
My Mum: Abeg, stop raining curse in my son’s house…this house is the house of prayer and not curse
“that was how we all moved to the sitting room”