Aduke - Season 1 - Episode 39

4 years ago

Aduke - Season 1 - Episode 39

I got home quite hungry so I quickly cook some noodles to fight away the Hunger. Just as I finished cooking, baba dudu entered.
” oh No, this isn’t good ” I muttered just as I saw him. Without even saying a word, he went ahead and search for fork.

“hey wetin you wan do with fork ” I asked knowing fully well that he want to join me in eating the noodles.
“wetin dem dey use fork do? Digging burial ground? Alaye shift make I sit, no be only you sabi chop indomie ” he replied.
“baba dudu don’t you have any sense of humor? I cook only two noodles and you still wan follow me chop am” I said.
“na grammar be that one wey you dey talk, I never chop since morning, I now see food Make I no chop Abi, I go chop this one ooo” he said then he drag the noodles closer to himself.
“whatever” I muttered then I head out to buy ‘kulikuli ‘ since baba dudu won’t let me eat the noodles in peace, I’ll rather choose to drink gari than to compete with baba dudu on two noddles.

On my way to buy kulikuli, Rita called.

Rita : hello

Me : hello dear

Rita : where are you ?

Me : I’m at home. How are you?

Rita : I’m not fine my roommate is crying

Me : crying? Why is Cindy crying?
Rita : your friend apple boy broke up with her

Me : oh…i… I didn’t know

Rita : I thought you guys are close

Me : yes we are I just don’t know that he have broken up with her.

Rita : I don’t think you guys are close cos they have been fighting for over a week now.

Me : oh… He didn’t tell me anything. So what do you want me to do now.

Rita : just help me to tell him that he’s a douche, an idiot, A fool….

Me : hey hey take it easy.

Rita : take what easy? She loved your friend with all her heart and your friend ended up sleeping around like a dog and he’s not even ashame of it. Tell him that he’s a bastard.

Me : hey that’s enough, I won’t let you insult my friend just like that.

Rita : ooooh, so you are now defending your friend now Abi. What makes me think that you are different from him

Me : I guess you should drop this.

Rita : I’m not dropping anything. If your friend can do such a horrible thing to my friend, so will you.

Me : hey do we have a quarrel or something before ?

Rita : you guys are birds of the same feathers

Me : I’m not my friend.

Rita : I never said you are, you might be worst.

Me : thank you, I’m ending the call.

Rita : how dare you drop the call when I’m still talking to you.

Me : you are trying my anger, but you won’t succeed. Let me tell you something, the fact that you are the one that called doesn’t mean I can’t drop the call from here. So get that into your head, you see this number, never call it again cos I can never be with a lady that can’t control her anger.