Aduke - Season 1 - Episode 27

4 years ago

Aduke - Season 1 - Episode 27

The four of us went out to catch some fun, even though I’m not really into the ‘fun catching ‘.

They collected couples of girls number each but I was just with them like a body guard, I’m just following them around without collecting numbers from any of the girls.
After a while, I got tired then I decided to go home. I stopped to buy fried fish on the road cos I didn’t cook anything at home.
I met my school son at home lamenting like a harassed fowl.

” Egbon, see I never chop anything since morning, as I dey so, I’m hungry. And beside today na big time bad day for me. Just annoying ” he mumbled.
“If you are still breathing maybe it is not such a bad day after all… here, use this fish to drink Gari, then you can tell me all about it when you are done ” I said as I hand him the fish I’m holding.

” thank you Egbon, your school daughter asked of you today. She want to come here for a visit, I tell her say make she come on Saturday so that she can just cook soup for us ” he said as he head for the bucket of Gari.
“whatever ” I replied.
I open my whatsapp App to reply to some messages, I met Aduke online, i was still planing to chat her up when a video call from her came in. I opened my window then I picked the call.

Aduke : hello

Me : hi… You are looking good

Aduke : thank you. How are you

Me: I’m fine and you

Aduke : I’m okay.

Me : do you know you have a tiny voice

Aduke : me?

Me : yes like the voice of a toddler

Aduke : haaaanhan

Me : you just make it more tiny

Aduke : stop it, my voice is not tiny.

Me : it is

Aduke : it’s not

Me : it is

Aduke : I will beat you ooo

Me : through the phone or what

Aduke : I will keep your cane till the day I see you.

Me : Hmmm. I hope so.

Aduke : wetin do your face, they look edgy.

Me : you talk as if you’ve seen my face before.

Aduke : Sebi I’m looking at it now.

Me : Yea, for the first time.

Aduke : Ehen… I’ve seen your pictures na

Me : those are pictures not the real me talking.

Aduke : Ehen… Iwo Lo mo, na you sabi.

Me : Yea… Gist me.

Aduke : did you just say I should gist you.

Me: yes what about it?

Aduke : you that are always shutting me off whenever I mention the word gist.

Me : Ehen…

Aduke : yes na

Me : any gist?

Aduke : Hmmmm, let me think… Ehen that reminds me, why do you always use your name in all your stories.

Me: cos it’s me. I’m the one in the story.

Aduke: you mean you are the Ayo in the story

Me :yes… If you are not the hero of your own story, then you’re missing the whole point of your humanity.

Aduke : oh

Me : I want to bath now, chat you later.

Aduke : dirty boy

Me : what? Whatever

No sooner had I step into the shower that my phone rang.

I checked the caller and it’s marvelous.

Me : hello marvelous

Marvelous : hi boo

Me: how are you

Marvelous : I’m not fine.

Me : what’s wrong? What happened?

Marvelous : you are hurting me.

Me : sweet shit!!!

Marvelous : I don’t know how I’m feeling, I’m feeling like a cheep girl forcing herself on a guy.