Aduke - Season 1 - Episode 13

4 years ago

Aduke - Season 1 - Episode 13

I opened my messenger to have some chat with some online friends.

I was chatting with one of my facebook friend Emmanuel Lawrence when a message came in from Aduke.

Aduke : you are somehow arrogant

Me: arrogant? What did you mean.?

Aduke : is this how you do.

Me: young woman, if you can’t explain what the problem is. I suggest you shut up.

Aduke : I knew you have Zero talking courtesy.

Me : you that have, can you please show me.

Aduke : show some respect for women

Me: Really? Even a dog knows the difference between being stumbledover and being kicked.

Aduke : so?

Me : anyway… How are you?

Aduke : now you are talking

Me : so I’ve been barking since?

Aduke :lol, I didn’t say so. How are you?

Me : I asked first. How are you?

Aduke : I’m fine and you?

Me : cool.

Aduke : I called your line one day and you pissed me off.

Me : so it’s you. Why didn’t you pick my call when I called

Aduke : cos I was angry.

Me : OK I’m sorry.

Aduke : no problem, apology accepted.

Me : good.

Aduke : Yea…this is my whatsapp number 081******* we can chat better on whatsapp.

Me : okay, I will add you up.

Aduke : okay. Any gist.

Me : sorry, I got to go. Chat you some other time.

Aduke : OK oooo. Bye bye
” this girl is troublesome” I said as I rest my body on the chair I’m sitting on.
After the day lecture one evening, I sat in the relaxation center looking at the people passing by and giving necessary comment in my mind when I should and when I shouldn’t. Just as I was looking I caught sight of the fat girl had sex with some weeks ago.

She was walking with her friend when I saw her. Our eyes came in contact and she advance towards me.
” what is this hippopotamus looking for bayi? ” I muttered to myself as she walk rapidly towards me with her friend.
When she got to me, she looked at me from head to toe as if I’m wearing a rag.
“sorry, something wrong with your eyes? ” I asked when she kept staring at me in an absurd manner.
” labake, this is the idiot that got me pregnant ” she said facing her friend which is named labake.
” Jummy, you mean he’s the one ” labake, said trowing a nasty look at me.
I was confused so I voiced out.
” what are you two imbecile saying ?” I asked.
” na your lecturer be imbecile. I’m pregnant! The sex we had resulted in pregnancy ” she fired.
“cows of Togo! Unbelievable!! I can’t believe I impregnated a pig!!! ”