Aduke - Season 1 - Episode 6

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Aduke - Season 1 - Episode 6

Some decisions are meant to happen.
” I want you out of my room!!! ” she screamed on her topmost voice.
” hell yeah, I’m doing that with immediate effect, I’m sick and tired of a pig house ” I said then I searched for my trouser and shirt which was lying helplessly on the floor.
I picked them up, got dressed, then I head out jamming the door very loudly behind me.
“bull shit!!! ” I muttered as pick my phone to call last Don.

Me : Roberto

Don : Philippi what’s up.

Me: I no dey okay at all, where you dey.

Don : me too no dey okay jare.

Me : you no dey okay? Wetin happen?

Don : that girl f--k up jare.

Me : what do you mean?


Don : she no gree make I f--k her jare


Me: say wetin happen?


Don : e be like say na you she fall for. You know wetin con spoil everything.


Me : what?

Don : she con vomit and shit on my rug. I swear I scrub rug till daylight.

Me: Aye Mi!!!

Don : I swear

Me : my own story still better niyen.

Don : wetin happen? She no gree make you f--k her ni or what?

Me : I f--k her na.

Don : so wetin com be your problem.

Me : Chai, how I wan explain self. Na pig i f--k Jare.

Don : pig as how? She turn pig or what?

Me : see, my airtime go soon finish, I will explain to you when we see.

Don : okay na, I wan sleep self.

Me : Pele ooo. (sorry ooo)
I ended the call then I run another call to apple boy.

Me : hello taiwo

Apply boy : Aweedy how you dey.

Me : I dey jare. Shey you dey house ni?

Apply boy : yes, I dey house with Cindy.

Me : Chai bad boy, you Hmmm?

Apply boy : trust me na. All night work.

Me: Chai!!! Anyway enjoy yourself, I wan reach your side before, since you have a guest, I guess I should just go home.

Apply boy : anyway na. Later things.

Me: Yea, take care.

I ended the call then I head straight to my place. I met my school son at home. His name is Samson and he’s pretty much a stubborn and a ‘ water mouth’ kid. I mean he talks alot. He’s also good at making friends with ladies. I guessed that’s hereditary.

He must have expected me to come home yesterday which I refused, due to some decisions I never meant to happen.
“Egbon, where you go since yesterday na? ” he asked just as I came in.

” I will tell you later, make I bath first, hope you cook something sha? ” I asked as I unclad myself to bath.

” Yea, I prepared rice ” he replied.
I spent more than 30 minutes in the bathroom, and with the way I scrubbing my body, you will think maybe I’m washing away my sins. I washed my d--k more than ten times. My mentality was that I la!d a pig, so I felt as if I got shit all over my body, so I bath repeatedly.

Immediately I finished bathing, I devoured the food Samson cooked with tremedious acceleration, my stomach was as empty as a can. I guess that’s an effect of an alcohol.
I narrated everything that happened Samson, he couldn’t help but to laugh. Well it’s not his fault, I was the one that la!d a pig.
” Egbon, I wan reach my babe side ” he said.

“Elizabeth? ” I asked to confirm my thinking.
“yes ooo Egbon, she’s my only heart desire, my one and only. Any other girl is a conterfirt. ” he gallivant.


” Hmmm, just close the door behind you ” I said then he took his leave.


I couldn’t go to lecture that day which happens to be Tuesday, so I decided to spend the rest of the day indoor.

I went online on social media to ease an upcoming boredom. I’m always scared of logging in on my whatsapp account, the unreplied messages I got their are up to 500, so I prefer ‘smoking my balls’ on facebook.

Just as I log in on facebook I saw a notification from messenger, unknowingly I clicked on it and I found myself reading Aduke offline messages. I found out that she’s online so I decided to reply her back.

Aduke: hey don’t you have the courtesy of replying a message.

Me : I’m sorry, I didn’t check my messenger.

Aduke : really?

Me : Yea, how are you?

Aduke : I’m fine and you?

Me : Not bad. May I know you?

Aduke : what do you want to know about me?

Me : just a little, for a start.

Aduke : anyway ask the question, I’ll do the answering.

Me : I’m pretty bad at asking questions.

Aduke : Really?

Me : yeah.

Aduke : I thought you are a writer.

Me : yeah so?

Aduke : you should be good at stuffs like that.. I mean asking ladies deadly questions.

Me : lol, Surprisely I’m not.

Aduke : well anyway I love your story Adesewa. Is it real?

Me : I wouldn’t say that… But she died, that’s real.

Aduke : oh… I’m very sorry about that.

Me : no problem, it’s been 4 years now. I can still manage without a tear or tears.

Aduke : okay, my name is Aduke, I’m in Ekiti state….and I’m a model.

Me : interesting. I’m an artist too, I do make up.

Aduke : oh really?

Me : Yea, I got to go.

Aduke : oh…

Me : yeah I’m hungry, I want to go get something to eat.

Aduke : okay take care.

I closed the facebook app then throw my phone away to a corner around the room. I’m already getting tired of the chat cos I’m not really into chatting for a long time.