Aduke - Season 1 - Episode 2

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Aduke - Season 1 - Episode 2

While scrolling through the news feed I felt a light tap on my shoulder, I turned my head backward only to see a beautiful fair girl staring directly into my eye.
“hi… Are you oko Adesewa? ” she asked.
“Yea…yes I’m Ayo. How do you know that name ” I asked Surprisely.

“My name is Rita, I’m one of your friends on facebook. I’m so glad to see you, Wao I never knew you are this cute. Can I have your contact please ” she said as she stretch her phone towards to me.
“ohhh…sure ” I said then I collected her phone. I pressed my number down on her phone, then I return it back to her.
” I’m a fresher, you should be a staylite. I need someone who will take me round the school. Can I depend on you for that.” she said .

“Emmm… Actually I’m a little busy… So I can’t promise ” I replied slowly.
“Hanhan, oko Adesewa please na… I have no friends in this school. Or it because I’m a stranger? ” she asked pleadingly.
” no that’s not it. I’m quite use to strangers. I have a lecture now. Maybe you should give me a call later. ” I said.
” okay see ya ” she said then she took her leave. Just as she left my two friends gave me a playful punch from behind .

“Aweedy! Ekun!! Baba oo!!! ” they hailed repeatedly.

“who be that fine babe na ” last Don asked in a lustful tone.

“emmm… I don’t know her. But it seems she know me. Why do you ask ?” I asked back, knowing fully well his intentions whenever he ask such a question.
” come give me her details na. The girl set die ” he lamented abruptly. I looked at him for some seconds thinking about the kind of being he is.

” unfortunately I don’t have her details. But she have my number, she will contact me if she still wish to see me. Then you can have her contact. I’ll do the introduction ” I said assuredly to him.

The professor came in and our conversation was suspended.

By 5 :00 pm in the evening, I was done with my lectures and was walking weakly out of campus to my abode when I collided with a lady very close to the school main gate.
” what nonsense! Are you blind ” she exclaimed angrily.

That came as a shock cos I wasn’t expecting such a response from her.
” I’m sorry. ” I apologized.
” you are sorry? You almost knock me down, are you that blind!!! ” she retorted madly.
I guessed she need something more than just a sorry from me, so I gave her something to shout on.

” Actually you are pretty fat and plumb, why won’t I collide with you when you are almost half of the school gate. You need to work on your obesity and also on your mouth, they run absurdly. ” I fired back.
” oh my God, did you just say all that? ” she asked with a full surprise.
“hell yeah and I can say more ” I retorted Calmly. I felt her anger, but mine was cool. She was fortunate to have one of her friends passing by that moment. She quickly stop her, and with the look on the person she stopped was a look of someone ready to put up a fight.
“here comes her reinforcement ” I muttered to myself.

“jummy what’s happening here ” that came from her friend.
So her name is even jummy
I think the presence of her friend makes her put up a boastful show.
“imagine, a whole me being insulted by this line of equator, This tokunbo Radio ” she flamed up arrogantly.

“Ngbo bros? You insulted my friend? Don’t you have respect for ladies ” the so called friend fired too.

I took a deep breath before replying her since they are birds of same feathers.
” actually I do have respect for ladies.But believe me she’s no lady. She’s just a pig, her breath stinks horribly, do you swallow soakaway?” I ignited back.
“Sons of Madagascar! Chai!! o deep , o deep gan!!!” her friend exclaimed.
” labake, can you hear what this impotent is saying to me! He’s calling me a pig. He even have the gut to say it to my hearing. I will dismantle this guy ooo” She screamed at the top of her voice, which attract some passing by students to look at us.
“hey! Stop ranting… ranting? You are not even ranting, you are grunting cos that’s what a pig do. If you don’t mind, I have far better things to do than to just be exchanging words with a calabar pig. Excuse me ” I said then I made my way through her.
“Lobatan!!! Jummy let go home, this guy have finish you ” her friend labake said as she drag her away.

I got home quite late due to the hullabaloo I got myself into. I quickly prepare some noodles for dinner since it’s already late in the evening.

Just as I finished cooking, I was about serving the noodles when a call from an unknown number came in. I picked it up since I’m used to picking strange numbers.

Me: hello

Rita : hello it’s me Rita, am I on to oko Adesewa.

Me: yes you are. How are you?

Rita : I’m fine and you?

Me : never better.

Rita : where are you?

Me : at my place.

Rita : where?

Me: around Apex junction.

Rita: really? Should I come over.

Me: hun?

Rita : lol, I’m just kidding. Can we hang out tonight?

Me: emmm… Actually I would say No.

Rita : really? Am I that ugly to be refused by a guy?

Me: I never said so.. Just that I’m tired.

Rita : you are tired? Please naaa.

Me Ummm… Okay I’ve heard you. I had a little bad evening I can use it to wave it off.

Rita : so are you saying?

Me : yes, let meet at benima.

Rita : really let me go dress up. Should I come with my roommate?

Me: if she wish.

Rita : alright meet you there.

Me : yea ,bye.

Immediately I ended her call, I ran a call to my friend last Don.

Don : Roberto

Me: Philippi

Don : wetin dey sup na.

Me : nothing much, you remember that girl. The one you want her details.

Don : yeah yeah… What’s about her?

Me: here is your chance, meet me at benima. Bring that sleeping fellow along too, cos she’s coming with her roommate. He can hook her roommate up too.

Don : na so, make I ‘sharperly’ go use my “Nuzzuka”. With my eagle aromantic schnapps . We go meet there jare.