Dial - Season 2 - Episode 86

Episode 4 years ago

Dial - Season 2 - Episode 86

I shook it hard, and turned it round and round.
And then I spun my waist round and round and round, watching my gonjon pin dancing and my brogos spinning until it hurt me.
Giggling insanely, I pumped my waist forward backward, forward backward…fast and hard, and my instruments oooh-oooh-aaah jiggled, black and powerful…
Sooooosket!

I did some Michael Jackson back slides, and then I did some MC Hammer side-shuffles…and then I opened my mouth and howled like that wolf in the Werewolf movie…whatever the hell was its title anyway? Who cared anyway, huh? Who the hell cared anyway?
Daayuuuuuuuuumn!

I stood in front of the mirror, and then I laughed like a madman, and as I continud to laugh hysterics set in, and the tears simply bubbled out and stormed out. I simply couldn’t stop crying. My chest heaved with profound relief, and I sank down slowly on the floor and sat with my back against the bath…just weeping.

It dawned on me, quite suddenly, that I was saying some words over and over again, and as I paid attention to myself, I realized what I was saying over and over again:
“ThankyouJesus-thankyouJesus-thankyouJesus!”
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