Dial - Season 1 - Episode 11

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Dial - Season 1 - Episode 11

“You haven’t seen an erection since 1982?” I asked, striving to stop myself from laughing, and she nodded her head vigorously.
“Yes, yes,” she said. “That was the last time my husband had an erection, 31 December, 1982.”

“Why?” I asked, intrigued. “He had a disease or something?”
“No,” the lady said. “They appointed him as New Light of the Bare Light International Church, and he ceased to have erections. I think it is because erections are seen mostly as sinful, needed only to procreate, and since we knew I couldn’t get pregnant, it was not necessary anymore.”

“Oh,” I said and nodded. “Unnecessary erection of the Bare Light.”

She looked at me, and then at my limp appendage, and I doubted if she had heard my silly little statement.

“I really didn’t miss it much,” she whispered. “I wasn’t unfaithful to him, but when I saw…yours…”


I nodded again as her voice trailed off.
“You realized you hadn’t seen one since 1983,” I said.

“Not 83,” she said, running her hands across her tummy. “1982. I hadn’t seen one since 1982. Can I…Please, can I….to-touch it, please?”

I smiled mischievously, suddenly getting excited.

I had wanted Bajoe to be Number 44 on the DIAL List, and had planned for it, but providence had a different path. It seemed I was here now. This woman was elderly, but quite beautiful and rounded, still curvy, still beautiful in a sultry sexy kind of way.

And she hadn’t been near one since 1982.
Well, kindness was the virtue of every gentleman…and if anything, I believed myself to be a perfect gentleman.

“You can play with it, ma’am,” I whispered.

She licked her lips, looking very excited now, her breasts rising and falling with the increase of her lustful vibes.

She took stumbling steps forward, as if she were afraid my lieutenant might vanish. That sweet lady dropped to her knees in front of me and her hands gripped my waist. She was unbelievably strong, I realized, as she jerked my waist forward and rubbed her cheeks along that thing she hadn’t seen risen since 1982.