Me And Abimbola - Season 2 - Episode 23

5 years ago

Me And Abimbola - Season 2 - Episode 23

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Is already friday evening and am done packing my things because we have to move very early tomorrow. I called bike to take me to Ttech place because we all agreed to pass our night there so we can travel together. I got to Ttech place but I only met AY around.

AY: hey bro

Me: how far?.. When did you come?

AY: it hasn’t been long. Just some couple of minutes.

Me: OK, what about Ttech?

AY: he went out with his guy.

Me: who is that guy self?

AY: are you asking me? I dont know him. I just met him today.

Me: OK, please where is water? Am tasty.

AY: rely! Abimbola called me a day before yesterday that you are still angry with her.

Me: nooo, we have settled our selves. She came yesterday nah, crying and begging. She even went on her Neal in front of my door. When I came out and saw her with tears, I couldn’t hold it again but Cary her up and kiss her until she stop crying.

AY: bad boi..after cheating on her, she is now the one begging you abi?

Me and AY gisted and watched MTV BASE together before we had a knock on the door.

Ttech: (hailing me) yeeh gbe fun for the boss..

Me: stop whynin me joor…

Ttech: rely nah thunder go fire you, shebe you known?

Me: how nah, what did I do?

Ttech: abimbola called me that you are still angry with her?.. Are you the one who supposed to be angry or she is the one?

Me: we have settle joor, we are now five and six.

Ttech: anyway, meet Lateef, he was the guy I told you about who will be traveling with us. Though we normally call him lastborn.

Me: (with pride) Guy how far

Lastborn: am cool bro, ttech told me about you..

Me: eeehn thats cool

Ttech: (cut in) abeg make we chop suya joor, you guys we continue your talk later.

I went outside to buy chivita so we can have some fun before going to bed. After eating, Ttech brought his laptop and launch FIFA game which we played till we dozed off.

I was hearing ” were is my bag, guy are done with the bathroom, weting dey worry you self, how will you spend 6hours in the bathroom ” . I wasn’t sure if I was dreaming or not until I had a slap on my head.

Me:(jump up immediately with sleep on my eyes) Good morning ma.

Ttech: who are you greeting good morning ma. Is like you are high abi.

Me:(silent)

Ttech: ogbeni stand up and prepare let’s get out of here.

Thats was when I remembered that all I was hearing wasn’t dream. I stood up and rushed into the bathroom. I took my bath and dressed up. We had a little prayer which was lead by AY around 4:30am before we headed where will board a bus. I got seat number 6 which was beside the window. My two seat partner was ladies. We left Lagos around 6:44am to IMO state. We was praying when my phone started ringing. I checked the caller and it was from elizabeth. I didn’t pick it in other not to interrupt the prayer. After the short worship and prayer, I decided to look beside me to see the face of the ladies sitting next to me.the one sitting exertly next to me was dark and very beautiful but with small b----t.I noticed she was charging her phone with power bank.I decided to initiate a chat with her but I noticed it was too early for that so I took a chill pill. I was listening to flavour song when nurse elizabeth call entered.

Me: hi nurse, good morning

Elizabeth: how are you dear.

Me: fine dear and you?

Elizabeth: am good, I called to check if you guys has moved.

Me: yes dear, we are in Ibadan express way now.

Elizabeth: OK dear, I will still call you back. Safe journey

Me: thanks a lot..I appreciate

I was still thinking why nurse elizabeth keeps caring for me when I remembered that i haven’t talk to the lady beside me. So I tried to make a move.

Me:(chai how will I even start this conversation now..) I started eyeing Ttech who was at my back to give some orientation on how to start.

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Me:(chai how will I even start this conversation now..) I started eyeing Ttech who was at my back to give some orientation on how to start.

I guess Ttech didn’t understand my eye movement so I decided to use WhatsApp to tell him

Me: Ttech baba, see I get issue now oo

Ttech: oloshi, Shebe nah that girl you wan toast. I have been watching your movement since.

Me: exertly, omo you be witch ooo… Abeg I don’t know how I go take start the conversation. Please just give me small orientation.

Ttech: that one small nah..Shebe nah power bank she they use charge her phone so.?

Me: yes

Ttech: oya tell her to please borrow you her power bank that your phone is almost dead. Then from there, you jack it up.

Me: sharp boi, you go live long..

Ttech: sha no toast mamiwater one day..

I quite my WhatsApp immediately and took a silent deep breath before I made a move.

Me: hi, please can you borrow me your power bank, my phone is already half dead…

Lady: OK no problem, you can take it

Me: (***wow, this is good approach, Ttech the bad master planner***) thanks, which side of IMO state are you heading to?.

Lady: upe..

Me: ok, am heading to owerri

Lady: OK

Me: anyway, am rely and you?

Lady: chioma…

Me and chioma was getting along with each other. We became good friends immediately, we played together, even people in the bus with us was wondering if we new each other before. But she had a habit which I don’t like but I have to adapt with it. She always like to eat everything she see. I spent almost #2500 on her head before we get to Ore in Benin. I was trying to avoid her because if I continue with her, she is going to dry my pocket.

Our bus stopped at Ore where we can eat and rest a little bit. Me and chioma went to the restaurant together, I was surprised when she ordered a plate of food which cost #1200 and she expected me to pay. Out of pride, I paid the money while I was boiling inside me.( *** God, who even ask me to talk to this girl now, Ttech you shouldn’t have given me the orientation, you are the course of all this now. Look at my pocket now***) after spending exertly #3000 in that restaurant, I decided not to talk to chioma again.(*** but if I didn’t talk to her, all my money will just go like that. I have to finish what I have started***). We continued with our journey after the brief chill pill. Me and chioma was still gisting and laughing together until we got to IMO stated at around 4:45pm. Everybody highlighted from the bus to find his or her own square root. I waited for chioma to come out so I can collet her phone number..

Me: hi dear…so when are we seeing again after today..

Chioma: I don’t know..

Me: OK , give me your number so I can call you?

Chioma: aaaagh, phone number kee, I don’t have phone ooo

Me:( nah amadioha go strike you, after chopping my money you are telling me phone number kee, no nah baba ijebu number. Oloshi) so how can I reach you. There must be away.

Chioma: I don’t know..

I was still trying to convince her to release her number when she mounted on a bike and drove off. I turned back and found Ttech, AY and lastborn laughing at me, calling me mumu and other names. I couldn’t cry nor talk to them. We got to the grooms house around 6:30pm. They accepted us, gave us food and drink. After eating. I was resting under orange tree in front of the grooms house thinking about what happened between me and chioma when I noticed a lady coming towards me.

Lady: hi, hope there is no problem, these one you are outside when your brothers are inside.

Me: no, am ok, I just want to receive a fresh air. You know the journey was stressful because of the traffic.

Lady: eyea, well am chiamaka

Me: am rely

Chiamaka: tell me about Lagos please, you know I haven’t been there and I have had many things about it and I wish to go there.
We gisted for about 1 hour before she decided to show me the pictures of the groom being her brother and the pictures of the bride. I watched the pictures of the husband. He is a cute guy, with pointed nose and yellow in complexion. I asked her to show me the pictures of the wife.

Chiamaka: wow, you will sure like her, because she is very beautiful..

Me: wow, you don’t mean it…

Chiamaka: (searching her gallery) see her…

Me:(shout)aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagggggggggghhhhh

Chiamaka: (surprised) why are you shouting like that..

Me: (silent and scared)

Chiamaka: rely what is it

Me: (still silent and gasping at the same time)

Chiamaka: rely tell me nah, what is it.

Me: nothing, she is very beautiful?

Chiamaka: are you sure?

Me: of course yes

Chiamaka: OK, I want to take something from the kitchen, I will be back.

Me: OK.

I was still scared and gasping because of the wife pictures that I saw. I saw BBLONDON on the pictures wearing wedding gown which means she is the one wedding tomorrow morning. Another wahala….