My S-x Adventures with Corpers - Season 1 - Episode 4

6 years ago

My S-x Adventures with Corpers - Season 1 - Episode 4

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I got to the corper louge and met ufuoma and peace aka BY @ BB

‘gud afternoon corpers’ i greeted them ‘afternoo boy,u are among those students that help us carry our load ryt?ask ufuoma

(BY) “yes ma,i came to render any help u may need” i quickly look around and start doing some arrangement,ufuoma stays in the rum close to peace,they were gud frds. 1hr time i was done with d ranging of things both for BY & BY,i later cook rice for them,when it was ready i dish them in plates and i join them to eat since they eat together that day.

BY: ahh jaytb u are such a good cook

Me: thank you

BB: wow the food is so delicious,who taught u hw to cook?

Me: i learnt it frm my mom.

BY:i thought it was ur gf*blushing*

Me: lol noo oh

I quickly change the discussion so that make he for nor cast.

Me: so corper ufuoma what did u read in skul?

BY:well i read english language*no wonder she speaks like an american despite she is a yoruba gal*

Me:wow intresting,what about you corper peace?

BB: well i read civic and govt in the university.

We talk and talk,i was throwing question at them,it was so fun to be with.i later check my time,gush,7pm,

Me: pls ma seems i wil be on my way so i get prepared for skul

BY & BB: ok take care of urself.

I storm out of their rooms and starts heading home,on my way i met eric at merrybet store,he was checking his slip,he saw me 1st

Eric: goat hw e b

Me: fool after b na c

Eric: were u dae come frm nw?

Me: mehn i go corpers louge oh

Eric: eh eh go do weytin,hope u nor go press my BB tins oh

Me: u dae craze,na ur own?

Eric:sure na me get am mo.

Me: ok oh,i just go there go help them arrange tins oh frm them i kon dae ask them question oh

Eric: sharp guy,u bad wella

Me: no i good wella mumu

Eric:dnt worry we go plan our strtegy hw we go take enta them

Me:yes na. So weytin u dae do for merrybet store?

Eric: i come price hw much for coffin for ur papa burial idiot

Me: mitchewww

Eric later check his game and all went through,he won 3k,wow thz call for celebration,we left the store and went to indomie joint.we got there and did indomie fried with egg and bread,we ate to our satisfaction.so we went to the suya joint,the aboki man was preparing everything when we saw BY & BB coming towards our direction probably they were coming to buy suya.i pinch eric and pointed at them frm afar.

Me:eric those corpers don dae come oh

Eric:na true oh,be like say dem dae come this direction oh

Me:yes and i sure say na suya dem wan kon buy.

Eric: lol make we go meet them.

We just approach them quickly as they were coming to our direction.

Me: ahh corpers what do we have here.u guys are taking stroll?

BY: ah sure,we just came to buy suya

Eric: really ok lets go.

We got there and eric use his money and order for suya for everybody,each holding their cellophane.so we left there and decide to excort them to the louge.

BB:thanks guys for the company

Eric: its our pleasure

We left there and we started moving home,i bade him gudbye wen i get to my junction and he took his route,i got home and rested not after receiving questions frm my parents. I dash in to bed after taking my bath and slept off.

I woke up the next day hale and hearty.got ready took my bath and march to school.i met eric along the road and we match together.we got to skul and assembly just kick off.several songs were heard and prayers were prayed for the skul.our principal came out and gave announcement.

Principal: Good morning student.

All: Good morning sir.

Principal:Remember i told u that corpers will be coming to this school?.

All:yes sir

Principal: yes they arrived yesterday.

All: *shouting and screaming,they were so happy*

Principal:so i would want them to introduce their self to you*he call all the corpers out,they were sparkling in their nysc clothes,they were so beautiful,their smiles was killing.All the students were shouting as the corpers were marching to the podium,i look at eric by my side and he look me with the eye of “are u seeing my BB there” i look back with the eye of “what abt my BY over there”. We just laff,introduction started going on all the corpers were introducing demselves,what they read in skul,nationality,tribe etc. After the whole thing was done they assured us they wil make our skul the best.we clapped for them as they came down frm the podium.students started marching to their classes,me and eric left the line and went to were the corpers were standing

Me: *hugging BY,she was so surprise* welcome corper ufuoma to our school.

BY:wow thanks
eric hugged BB and say the same tin she reply bck smiling,i also hug BB while eric hug BY and we wish them best of luck as they left.

Eric:jesus oboy thz corper na blast,the b----t fit wake up blind man,as our boy touch eh, ”hw i wish am pressing it ” *he was bitting his lip and using his hand to touch his cheast*

Me: mumu,my BY yansh eh nearly kill me oh,i never felt like loosing the grip so sweet.

We continue as we got to our class