Diary Of A Stingy S

Episode 6 years ago

Diary Of A Stingy S

“no be only yankee choco, na yankee J0yst!ck you go sU-Ck ”. Neyo replied and hung up.

I forgot that mofo in gv and opened my phone to reply the Bunmi S£x chatting me.

“see, im broke now, i cant foot your bills to come or even take good care of you when u get here” i typed.


The message delivered but was not read.
While still standing, something flashed into my memory and i rushed into my room immediately.

Guys, my necklace was gone, i, sure i kept it on my tv hanger. I couldnt find it. I started upturning my room, maybe i forgot where i kept it.

My phone rang while i was still seaching my room… Maybe i was too busy to notice the sound. I got devastated, ‘could she have stole my necklace?

I took my phone to call her and comfirm that….. What i saw shocked me.

” i told you, you cant eat your cake and have it, i took your chain in exchange for my time with you, idiiot”

No need to search any further.

Should i cry?

I was a bastard, i could have just give her the money she requested, i wouldnt have lost my 20k worth necklace.

I tried thinking on how to get back at her, but i was to devasted to get a conclusion.

I went out after taking my bath, i went straight to a local bar close to my house and ordered some green bottles.

Next update..


” do you dont know i fu-Ckked a mayor’s daughter at Minnesotta? see this was how it went down”

” am i speaking with Mr Abiodun?, the owner of this phone got involved in an accident at Ilorin, she kept mentioning your name, so we had to call you”.

” Accident?, how is she doing please,…..” the call ended before i could finish what i was saying.

That was Bunmi’s phone, did they say she had an accident?

The story is just starting…