Must Read: Honorable Secretary (18+)

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Must Read: Honorable Secretary (18+)

“What” Toyin? You mean….”
She laughed gently.

“Yes. Toyin was one of those people I low key put on you to gather information. You think she suddenly picked you out of the crowd of men in this office to Bleep? I paid for all that. By the way, I’m told you’re a super Bleep. Those were her exact words. Her leaving the other day was because I told her the job was done and her services no longer required.”

Her statement threw me. Toyin? The same Toyin who took me home and bleeped me with such gusto? Who kept my soul happy with nudes and my mouth filled with b0s0m? No wonder she had been so emotional that last time, and why she didn’t even bother to say goodbye. The spy who bleeped me, gosh!
She continued.

“Like I said, I needed all the dirt I could gather on you to make sure you would bend to my will when the time came. When I learnt that you were shafting that married woman in your neighborhood, it was exactly the kind of thing I wanted to hear – a virile man who wasn’t afraid to pluck from another man to satisfy his own cravings – my kind of guy.”

“Wait! You knew about that too? How?”
Her laughter this time was quite prolonged.

“You’re so busted. Remember the strange text messages?”
I nodded and she winked. Do you have a neighbor whom you rarely see except at those times that your married woman comes to your place for some sausage?”

At that point she stood up, went to the shelf and retrieved a folder which she brought back with her to her seat. From inside the folder she extracted a couple of large photos and dropped them in my lap. Staring at me were several large glossy shots of me opening my gates for Mrs Ayiri, ushering her into my apartment and letting her out. All the photos had dates and time on them so anybody could see the interval between her coming in and going out. There were no explicit shots, but it would be hard convincing anyone that I had cooped up with a woman in my bachelor apartment for hours, let her out wrapped only in my nightwear and all she had come for was to borrow my Sunday School study outline.
I suddenly felt faint.

“Those were taken, alongside some video by your neighbor on my request, to serve as an incentive to co-operate if you continued to be stubborn. The audio recordings are even much better, there’s one of them where she was bellowing as if a train was running through her system. You must really be good with that instrument of yours to elicit such reactions from women though. Imagine all of these in the hands of her loving husband.

[B]“My neighbor?!! Jesus Christ. That was how you knew my place and that I was inside while you were knocking?”
“Exactly.”

“My God!!!”
She dropped another photo.

“Surely you remember this don’t you?”
Right in my laps was another picture of me watching those girls go at each other’s p**sys at the S£x club in Abuja. I didn’t even need to answer.

“My Abuja contact provided a lovely video of you displaying your renowned Sekxual prowess there. That’s somewhere safe alongside of the one of you dancing in this very room, in your birthday suit. You weakness for female flesh is legendary and cute. You should realize that by this time I was convinced you were worth all the trouble and would have revealed my plans to you myself but for the unplanned meeting between you and my erstwhile man at that sleazy beer parlour. His inability to find discrete bleeps would have proved more than inconvenient for me if not that I had my game locked down. However, he put in a good word for you, although I’m sure that was to enable me release him faster but headstrong you refused to show up for the meeting where I planned to reveal your new role, preferring instead to go Bleep that woman again. By this time I‘d begun to see you as my own chattel and I was pissed that you chose her over me, which was why I was so mad at you afterwards, so mad that I was ready to burn you and start my search all over again. What saved your butt0ckz was that kiss. That totally unexpected kiss broke my will and forced me to stay action.”

She stood up again and came to sit directly beside me, dragged me close and kissed my lips. I didn’t even know how to respond to her warm lips.

“The plans I had in place to punish you were mega, but I just couldn’t proceed once I tasted those lips. I admit watching you Bleep the others so skillfully didn’t help my cause too, I was willing to find out what exactly you do to them that makes them turn to jelly in your hands although I wasn’t going to cheat on hubs.
Funny right, going by what I do and the fact that we’re not actually married. However, since he has now decided to walk after completing his tour of duty, I am free to sample of all the promises your delicious looking butt0ckz holds.

Her face looked beautiful as she smiled.

[B]“Come.”
She breathed the order, obviously excited at the prospect of whatever was about to happen in her mind. I felt like meat about to be dressed and prepared for dinner as I stood and obeyed her, following her lead up the stairs and into the bedroom.

The four poster bed was huge, dominating the big room. Wall to ceiling windows with slightly parted drapes allowed plenty of light into the room, bathing the bed and making it look like some sort of stage. Karishika walked straight to the bed and took a seat then beckoned to me again as I had stopped just inside the still open door.

“Come here and strip for me. Consider this one an audition, your final interview for the chance to be a part of my world. If you ace it, I can assure you of the best life can offer. It’s up to you to choose if you want it bad enough. Do you?”

I wonder what would have happened if I had said no. That probably would have been the end of me as a living being. However, I didn’t.

“Yes ma, I do.”
“Stop being cute and drop the ‘ma’.
You’re about to give me sugar cane not a walking stick. Don’t be killing my vibe, inugo?”

“Okay.”
“Good. Now disrobe.”

I did without too much fuss and stood Unclad in a few minutes. ‘Lil J was not yet in fighting mode, curled up sleepily, although I didn’t know if that was from uncertainty.

Nodding at my shrunken boy she teased.

“I see you weapon is still holstered. Let’s hope he’s ready to make you proud today, I like my meat hard and long.”

“Don’t worry ma, he will be.”

“Ma again? You need to get up to speed real soon hon. Speaking of which, come here and get me Unclad. These clothes are becoming too much of a barrier to good conversation.”

First I removed her shoes one after the other, then her bangles, watch and other jewelry. Next I unzipped her blouse from the back and took it off, before repeating the same thing with her skirt, revealing her matching flower patterned bras and p@anties. Then I paused.

“What? Why did you stop? C’mon continue and finish what you started.”
So I did, unhooking her bra with slightly shaky fingers. Her b0s0m tumbled out, large and firm, slightly yellow with dark well defined areolas and Tips. Suddenly impatient, she grabbed my hands, moved them to either sides of her waist and motioned with her head for her p@anties to go south.

She had some pubic hair, dark, but not too long.

“I know you prefer your women clean shaved, but this meeting is kind of impromptu, so I didn’t fully prepare for it. In the spirit of superior performance though, we should remedy that. We can’t have you running through a forest down there in a bid to make me come, or running into an antelope or something bigger like an elephant, or even adopting a moustache.”

I would have laughed if that had come from anybody else but not with Karishika. I remained quiet. Pointing, she said.

“Go into the bathroom through that door, there’s a tube of veet hair remover on the shelf as well as a spatula and towels. Bring them.”

I scrambled off the bed and went into the adjoining bathroom, returning with the items as directed. Karishika simply spread her legs and gave further instructions.

“Oya open it and sq££ze out some, then use the spatula to apply.”

Fam, that was how I became a K!ttyC@t barber. I had to leave the coat of cream on for approximately three minutes before she instructed me to scrape it all off using the spatula. Then I wiped her down thrice with different wet towels and she was good. Even I had to admire my handiwork. Her exposed lips puckered up at me as if trying to steal a kiss.

“Good boy. I hope you’re hungry, ‘cos it’s time to eat.”