Must Read: Honorable Secretary (18+)

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Must Read: Honorable Secretary (18+)

I sat on the bed wondering whether to go to church or not. It had been quite a while since I attended a church service and the thought looked quite appealing to me until I remembered how yesterday had gone.


Me and Madam Ayiri met up at a discreet Hotel in Abule Egba. She was particularly insistent on going to a remote place which was ironic considering that she used to come Bleep in my place. Anyways, I got a hotel and booked a room for the whole day, then ordered for some food and drinks to be sent up while I waited at the reception for her to arrive. She did thirty minutes later, looking glam in her big dark shades and afro wig, a sort of disguise I guess. As we went up the stairs madam was humming a song under her breath and I had to ask her which it was to be double sure my ears were not deceiving me
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“Madam, is that ‘wa fee ku laleyi’ you’re singing?”
She laughed aloud.

“Yes o Seke, na im. Why? You dey afraid ni?”

“Ha madam, maybe I should just go back home now o. This one you’re already firing warning songs.”

“No now, na just song wey unconsciously dey my head. You know all these songs person dey hear for radio every day. Even if person no like am, small time person go just see say she dey sing am ni, like that jedi song. Rubbish something. She mimicked spitting then continued. But even at that sef, I know what you can do na. You nor fit dey fear kpekus now na, abi?

[B]“Forget story madam. When a woman starts telling you wa fe ku laleyi, one should be very afraid.” Both of us laughed together.
We entered the room and the first course of action was to take turns using the poky shower. After that we settled down on the expansive bed in preparation for business.

“See ehn seke, I’ve missed you gaan ni. All these while that you abandoned me, body has been asking for something. That reminds me sef, before we start, I need to ask you for a favor.”

[B]“A favor?”
I asked.

“Yes Seke. Don’t be annoyed o. You see, while I was roasting from lack of preek, a friend of mine in a similar situation like mine advised me to get this.” She picked up her handbag from the side table, flipped it open and brought out a vibrator.

“Gheun Gheun! For the madam!! I see you’ve been playing with bad shidren.” We both laughed.

“So where did you buy this?”

“Na she finally buy am for me sef, as I no soji reach that level. She say na from one Zee vashua something like that.”

“Zee Virtual Media?”

“Ehen!!! Chai Seke, you sabi that one too? I trust you die! Iziro dulling master.”[/B]




“It’s not like that madam, just one of those things one picks up from constantly surfing the web. But you really don’t need my permission to use a vibrator now, in fact, Bleep I Bleep is how the world is. As long as it doesn’t block my way, we’re good to go.”

With that I reached for her b0s0m but she blocked my hand.

[B]“Seke wait now, I’ve not finished. I never even ask for the favor sef?”

“Ehen. Oya now, ask. As long as you’re not going to ask to use that thing on me.”

“On you bawo? You get kpekus ni? Let me even drop it sef.” With that she stretched her hand and gently tossed the intimacy gadget onto the side table. Then she turned back to me.

“Better.”

“I don’t want you to be annoyed o but you see that my friend ehn, she actually also advised me to find somebody to be greasing my kini steadily. I told her I already had someone and that the person sef sabi wella, only that he has been busy for some time. You know how we women are with gist na, immediately she heard say you sabi wella, she asked and asked until I started telling her stories of our various kpanshings o. Walahi enh, the thing turn am on like juju. In fact she tell me say her na flood her kpekus flood like Ogunpa stream for rainy season from just hearing about your wonderful magic stick.”

[/B]“Madam!!! See my life outside. I’m sure you exaggerated so much that the poor woman now thinks I am Mandigo.”
“Who

be Mandigo?”
“Don’t worry about him. So doesn’t she have someone who can grease her kini too?”

“She used to, but the bastard started feeling like one champion. One undergraduate like that from Unilag was helping her until his head started getting too big for his shoulders. You know how these small boys misbehave when they start eating adult meat. They will just start blabbing about, not like you are, matured and able to keep a woman’s secrets secret. You sabi code well well. So for now she is singu to stupor, and roasting until she can find someone like you.”

“Taa, single indeed. Someone who is married.”

“Leave that married thing Seke. Her battery powered rabbit is more of a husband to her than that her foolish man who is more interested in money than anything. She married him just for status.”

“Hmm, I see. This story don dey too long. What exactly is the favor you need? We didn’t come here to do tales by moonlight o.”

“E get as the thing be for mouth ni. After all the gist about the wonderful taste of your Vitamin Q, she requested that I should discuss with you, that next time we have a meeting if she can come.”
“You mean she wants to join our parole?”[/B] She nodded.

“Well, I really don’t know what to say but that shouldn’t be a problem if you’re comfy with it. Next time we have an outing you have my permission. Can we now start?”
I moved close to her again.

“Oh Seke wait now. I never finish.’
I was getting really exasperated now.