Must Read: Doctor VS Nurse VS Patients (18+)

7 years ago

Must Read: Doctor VS Nurse VS Patients (18+)

The days turned into months, I was about rounding off my housemanship….

I was posted to the trauma section…..

Yes, that place where emergencies would just pop up from nowhere….

Ranging from medical to surgical…..

But I focused more on Surgical emergencies….

And my registrar was an unmarried lady, slim, dark, but not as pretty as an average chick….

However had a sweet sense of humour…
“Dr lagusta, they have come again ooo, Abeg summon the spiritual forces to close the hospital gate, I no wan see any totori for here ooo, I wan sleep”
Bit after two minutes, a road traffic victim was rushed in….
“Dr lagusta u shaa wan punish me, I no tiff your girlfriend nah”
“It wasn’t me….” I said smiling…
We did the necessary stuff to save the life….
“Okay doc, tell the nurses we are done”
I went to the nurses station, and I saw one of the prettiest nurses I have ever seen, I mean, oh my God, this lady was drop dead gorgeous, dark but fine… I mean very fine, prettie than darego….
“Good morning” I greeted..
“Good morning house boy” she answered….
Hmmm, this pretty nurse made my fast beating heart slow down with what she called me….
“Just wanted to let u know that I’m through”
“You or your registrar, what do u people know, u that just got out of medical school”
Now I was getting worked up….

What did you just say??”
“Yes you heard me right, you people just think because you have been inducted, you can do and undo, whereas you guys know nothing but how to fûck nurses”
“Hey, take it easy madam, I’m just here to do my duty, and you’re here castigating me, what have I done wrong nah”
And she didn’t say a word….
“Dr lagusta, where are u nah” as my oga bellowed from the end….

After the days work, I went home, feeling stupidly silly with myself….

Dr ola called, all my fûck mates called, but i refused to pick….

Then someone else called…..
“Hello Dr lagusta, there is an emergency at the a/e now, please come over”
I got there to see a lady with serious scald Burns all over her face and body…..

Me and my oga really did lots of work that day, but I later noticed the nurse was just eyeing me, looking at me throughout….

But I refused to be distracted….

After seeing other patients, I went to sit at a corner….
“Doc”
I looked up to see the same nurse….
“Hope no issues again ooo” I asked
“No dear, I’m sorry for my outbursts the other time, I just realized not all docs are the same…..”
“Thank God for that”
And she laughed in a Sekxy way, showing her tetracycline-stained teeth….
“Okay, I’ve closed for the day, take care” and she turned to reveal her heavy back-side towards me….

That arrseee was the ish meeehn, I had to grab my copy one way or the other….