Must Read: Doctor VS Nurse VS Patients (18+)

Episode 7 years ago

Must Read: Doctor VS Nurse VS Patients (18+)

It was that ugly nurse again, just that this time, she was in her casual wear….



She wore a top revealing her cleavage (wetin dey dere before) that showed her below-average moin moin slippers of b0s0ms….
“How was work today” she asked
“Good, thanks” was wondering why the familiarity now….
“I’m sorry about the way I shunned you today”
“It’s alright, I’m used to it”
She laughed a bit “anyway nice meeting ya, I’m Tonia…”
“I’m lagusta”
“Okay, we see later then, takia” and she catwalked away from me….


And that was when I remembered Nicki minaj’s single where she said ‘oh my gosh, look at her butt’

As in, you guys had to see the massive behind, and she was wearing pant trousers, not jeans, so the contours were imminent…. And with the way it was jiggling, jangling and bubbling, you’ll know that this arrrsssee was grabbable and massage able…..


My Jimmy was up, and dancing shoki….


I went back to the room, I had to strategize, I MUST FVCK THIS NURSE!!!!

The next day was a bit uneventful…..

We quickly finished ward round, so I decided to chill a bit in the doctors call room
As I was watching CNN, and browsing nairaland home page….

*knock knock*

I opened the door, and yep, na that nurse….
“Hello Tonia, how may I help you”
Yes doc, please I want you to see this patient, I don’t know if she is bleeding or its just lochia….


I checked the vàgîna, and it was lochia….
“Sister, this thing is pale-colored, so its lochia, no need to worry….”
“Thanks doc”
I was back in the room, watching CNN….

*knock knock*

Wetin happen nah….


I opened, and she was there again…..
“Tonia, hope no problem”
“Please this patients dressing is dirty”
“Ehhhn, change it nah” I scoffed….
“Okay, I will change it, let me go and change it” as she looked so clueless….


And after five minutes….


*knock knock*

TONIA, WHAT IS IT AGAIN!!!

I opened the door, and I saw one of my registrars…..