I arrived at Mrs bukky’s plush apartment and knocked at the gate.
Gateman: who be that?
Me: its me Adamu, open up.
Gateman: haa oga idris. How we dey na?
He greeted me as he opened the gate.
Me: *walking inside the gate* ahh no se we see am oo.. Nothing nothing. We dey pray to God sha.
I walked and entered inside Mrs Bukky’s house.
Mrs Bukky: hi honey.
She greeted as i entered inside. Wow, to say she look beautiful is an understatement. I was just standing there busy looking at her without knowing what to do.
Mrs Bukky: are you gonna stir at me all day?
Me: erm sorry ma, can we go know?
Mrs Bukky: yes my love.
Me: ladies first.
I said and she led the way.
INSIDE THE CAR
Me: wow, you look so beautiful.
Mrs Bukky: and you are looking so handsome
Adamu opened the gate and we passed through, he closed the gate as he was busy waving at us.
We got to a police checkpoint and the officer in charge told us to stop.
Officer: madam stop this car.
Me: this people and their wahala enh.
Mrs Bukky: please leave them alone, they are only doing their job.
Me: ok oo..
I said and she parked the car.
Officer: where your paper dey madam?
Mrs bukky searched everywhere but couldn’t see the paper.
Mrs bukky: erm Mr officer, is like i forgot the paper at home.
Officer: for where? How person go forget the paper of him motor for house enh? Madam come down.
Mrs Bukky: haba, reason with me na. This car was taken to the mechanic yesterday and i have to remove the papers for security sake.
Officer: na your own you dey talk, i say come down.
Me: officer na, didn’t you hear that she…
Officer: *interrupting me* shut up, shut up i say. Who you be? All these small boys wey dey sleep with old old women without respect for themselves and elders.
His statement provoked Mrs Bukky. I was sure she wanted to give him something before but he just missed his opportunity.
Mrs Bukky: are you mad to speak to me in that manner, as if that is not enough, you are insulting my guest.
She said and came down from the car angrily walking allover to where the policeman was standing.
I was looking from inside the car as she got close to the policeman, stood before him and said some unclear things and what happened their after made me laugh.
Under the hot sun, the policeman knelt down and raised his hands up. Then she walked back to the car.
Me: what do you do to him?
Mrs Bukky: *starting the engine* you won’t understand.
She said with a smile and truly, i still don’t understand