Must Read: An Incest Birthday (18+)

Episode 7 years ago

Must Read: An Incest Birthday (18+)

“Yeah I guess, and it’s not like they know we had a drunken rager or anything, ok.”



“Call mom back and find out where they are, I’ll find our stuff,” Rita said.



“No you call her, I’ll look, she’ll hear me and know I was drunk, you know mom.”



Rita agreed and called her and I looked for our stuff, some of which was in places I don’t know how it got there, like my shirt under the couch, or Rita’s pants with the underwear still in them in the fireplace, or my other shoe all the way in the kitchen. I decided to table that discussion for another time and focus on finding our stuff so we could catch up to our parents. I could hear Rita laughing on the phone with mom, so I knew everything was good on her end, I just needed to find her shirt then we could go. I looked everywhere for it but for the life of me couldn’t find it, and then I heard her hang up with mom.



“So what did she say? Are they at home yet?” I asked.
“They left the restaurant a little bit ago, they just dropped off Steph and Chris’ parents and now they’re going home, we can meet them there if we leave now.”
“We can’t leave yet, I found everything but your shirt.”
She started giggling. “Don’t worry about that I know where it is,” she said as she went into the kitchen and pulled her shirt out of the toaster, and came back to
what had to be the strangest look from me. “What! It was cold as hell, and I was a tiny bit drunk, sue me.”



“So putting your shirt in the toaster was easier than putting it in the dryer, or turning off the a/c? You know what? I’ll let it go, at least you didn’t put it in the microwave.”


“That would’ve been a whole lot easier,” she said getting another look from me. “Hey, we’re all allowed dumb moments from time to time, I just happened to use mine when I was drinking.”
“If you don’t get dressed you’re never gonna get out of here,” Ashley said.



“We’re going we’re going,” Chris said putting on his shoes. “You got this cleanup by yourself?”
“Yeah I can handle it, it’s nothing. I’ll just hold it against you three months from now.”


“For some reason I believe you. Don’t hold it against me, at least I said something.”


“And here I was thinking you were done with all that kiss butt0ckz stuff,” Stephanie laughed.