Must Read: An Incest Birthday (18+)

Episode 7 years ago

Must Read: An Incest Birthday (18+)

“Damn Becky I didn’t know you thought about it that much,” Chris laughed.
“I tend to notice features I like in all men, well mostly all men, and some women too.”
“Rita it’s on you, make it a good one, like a secret-telling question,” Ashley said.
“I have one, it’s a good one too, kinda pervy, so obviously it’s a Becky inspired question. It’s more of a two parter to set up for the second question. First, do you have a father or brother that lives at home, or did at some point?” Rita asked.



“Yeah my father, and older brother and a younger brother,” Dana said.
“Have you ever touched any of them while they were sleep or drunk?”
All eyes were on Dana waiting for her to either drink or answer the question, and oddly she was taking a while to do either, then she picked up her shot of vodka and knocked it back.
“No no no, I don’t care if you took the shot, tell us what happened!” Carina said.
“It was a long time ago, I barely remember what happened anyway, it wasn’t even anything.”
“That ‘wasn’t even anything’ made you take the shot, come on, spill!”
“It’s nothing, I was like twelve and my parents were gone somewhere, I don’t remember where, and I had a sleepover with some friends and my brother threw a party. When everybody left we was passed out drunk on the couch and my friends wanted to see what a J0yst!ck looked like, so we, for lack of a better term, ‘fondled’ my brother while he was passed out, he still doesn’t know it happened and if he ever finds out I’ll hunt every last one of you down and kill you!”
“HO-LY Sh*t! Did you get your younger brother too or just the older one?” Rita asked.
“He was way too young, all my friends had a crush on my older brother, obviously because of him being in high school, why am I still talking about this! Give me another shot!”
“That’s gonna be a tough act to follow, but yeah,” I said. “Stephanie, your choices are give oral s*x, receive oral s*x, and have s*x with, the people are
Channing Tatum, Scarlett Johansson, and Becky. Who gets what?” I asked.
“Ooh that’s a good one! Well obviously I’m Bleeping Channing Tatum with his s*xy** butt0ckz, I’m giving oral s*x to Scarlett Johansson, and Becky can give me head since I know she wants to anyway.”



“Why does everybody think I want their K!ttyC@t in my mouth? I mean what the F**K!”
“So are you saying you wouldn’t give Stephanie head?” I asked.


“No I would, but why does everybody just automatically jump to me doing it?”
“Because everybody knows Becky, there, I even just gave you a title for a TV show, win-win.”
“Somebody ask me a question like that, that was a good one,” Carina said.
“Well it’s my turn so I’ll ask it,” Dana said. “Ok, same categories, give oral s*x, receive oral s*x, and have s*x with, your choices are, Randy, Chris, and Ashley, who gets what?


Hahaha.”

“I knew you were gonna do that Sh*t, but I don’t care, I’m not scared, I’ll answer anyway. I’ll get oral from Chris, I’d get oral from Ashley, and I’d have s*x with Randy, like Becky said I like muscles, I remember you hit the bell at the amusement park, you can probably spin me and flip me and do all kinds of Sh*t that’ll get me off.”


“Hey I’m strong too! I can probably bench press all four of you!” Chris said.


“why are you trying to make a case to F**K me with your girlfriend sitting right there? Probably is not a certainty, we actually saw him hit then bell, can you?”


“Please, who do you think got Randy in shape to be able to hit the bell in the first place? This guy right here. Direct all you cutesy stares and affections towards me.”
“What! Now we need to hook YOU up to the lie detector test!” I said.
“I got the last question, and since you’re as bold as ever I might as well ask you Chris, if you had your pick of any girl in here for one night, with Rita’s permission of course, maybe even her participation if she’s up for that kind of thing, who would you pick?” Carina asked.


“We all know who he’s gonna pick, Dana and the tits she rode in on,” Becky said.
“Jealousy, thy name is Becky, I did not choose these magnificent breasts, they chose me.”
“And you choose to let everybody see them, even that pizza guy from a while back.”
“Oh yeah, you gotta admit that was funny though, his face was priceless!”
“Umm excuse me? I recall I was asked the question! And I don’t know why everybody thinks it’s Dana this and Dana that, I wouldn’t even pick her, I’d pick Ashley.”
“That came straight out of left field. “What? Did you say Ashley,” I said completely surprised.
“Yep, I have my reasons, which I will not be discussing at this time.”


“Oh no F**K that you better start talking! Holy Sh*t! Ashley?” Carina said.
“Dana you look a little disappointed, surprised he didn’t pick you?” Becky teased.


“I’m wondering why he picked Ashley like everybody else, you can’t just leave it at that!”
“Yep I can, and just for the heck of it I’m gonna take the shot anyways.”
“And on that note, everybody take a shot,” Ashley said. “One way or another Chris, you’re gonna let me at least know why you picked me, bottoms up!”


We all downed a shot, some of us a more than others (Becky, Carina) and played the game long enough for everyone to get a couple more turns. By this point you could tell everyone had a slight buzz starting to come out, so since we all had to drive home we used that as an excuse for a stopping point, which I knew was a huge sigh of relief for Rita.
“Ok, before we stop, I got one more question, for everybody,” Becky said. “What’s it gonna take for all of us one of these days to have a big butt0ckz Unclad orgy thing right here?”
“ONE MORE DRINK!” Stephanie yelled as she breezed past Becky’s request.
“Was that you answering the question or ignoring it? I’ll take it as you answering it, cheers!”
“Ok, on that one I think it’s time we went home. I don’t wanna risk taking another drink and my buzz kicks in while I’m driving home,” Chris said.


“Yeah us too, if we’re gonna be drinking all night I’d rather have a cab drop us off or make it an all-nighter, especially since I’m basically still a rookie at this drinking thing,” I said.
“Well since everybody wants to be all responsible and Sh*t I guess I’ll leave too,” Dana said.


“Ugh, fine, me too, but I’m taking the bottle with me,” Carina followed.
“The offer of you eating my K!ttyC@t is still on the table,” Becky said as she looked at Ashley.
“And that’s where it’ll stay. There’s no way in hell I’m going down on you before you go down on me, you’ll be bragging about that for years, I’ll pass,” Ashley said.


Since it wasn’t really a mess we all helped Ashley clean up before we left, which mainly consisted of throwing away empty liquor bottles and chip and cookie bags. I was surprised noone was even showing any signs of being drunk, well noone except me, we threw away five full size liquor bottles and everyone was still functioning as if it was coffee they were drinking. As we were about to walk out the door Ashley pulled us back for a second.


“Hey can you guys hold up for a second?” Ashley asked me Chris, Rita and Stephanie.
“I don’t know Ashley, we’re on a time limit, our parents get back tomorrow…” Rita started.
“Come on, I have more liquor, that’ll make the s*x that much better, I know that’s why you wanna leave, you were fidgety practically the whole night.”
“Then if you know let us leave! You still have the Ashley’s to hang with!”
“I wanna ask some questions I don’t want them to know about…”

She sighed, knowing she’d have to wait even longer for s*x. “These batter be some damn Albert Einstein NASA space center Jenna Jameson questions Ashley I swear!”
We caught back up to the others and let them know we’d be staying a little longer.
“Yeah ok, I got what I came for so I’m good,” Carina said referring to the liquor she was holding.


“Already ditching us for the new crew, don’t work Chris too hard,” Dana laughed.
“You guys are gonna bang aren’t you? Why else are you staying and we have to leave? You’re about to have a big butt0ckz group orgy aren’t you? Can I stay?” Becky asked.
“We’re not having an orgy, I just need to clear up some stuff with them that’s all.”
“If that’s the case then why can’t we stay?”
“Because it’s their business and I’m not in the business of telling peoples business anymore.”
“Oh, it really is just boring talk then? Yeah I’ll pass on that then, see everybody tomorrow.”
They all left out and got in their cars and drove off in three different directions, I know because we were all on the porch watching them as they left, don’t know why, but Ashley was, so we figured we might as well too since she wanted us to stay longer for some reason.

“Ok Ashley, why are we still here when we could be other places doing stuff?” Rita asked.
“There’s something going on with Stephanie and Chris isn’t there?” Ashley asked.

“What? Why would you ask that? What gave you that impression?” Rita asked back.
“Earlier, when we first started the questions game, when Chris was talking about Dana’s body, Stephanie was tense, like she was holding back saying something, then again when Dana picked Randy to have s*x with instead of Chris and he made a big show, she clenched up again, basically any time Dana flirted with Chris Stephanie had a tell, and you guys were acting like you were covering for them, so I’m asking, no pressure or anything, I’m not judging, is there something going on with you guys too or am I just crazy?”
We looked at each other, unsure of how to answer her, but if we stood there silent any longer then that would be the same as confirming her suspicions.


“You got all that from some body language? That’s a nice stretch Ashley, you might’ve had one too many shots tonight to think I’d be messing around with my sister!” Chris said.


“So you are messing with each other. I had a feeling you were.”
“I didn’t say we were, I said we weren’t, those are two different things.”
“You’re saying no, but you’re practically screaming yes, your body language is off the charts. I’m not gonna tell anybody or anything, I just had a feeling, that’s all.”


They didn’t try to fight it anymore, Ashley had them dead to rights and they knew it. “So now what? You’re not crazy, yeah we do stuff, you should be accustomed to it now after being around Rita and Randy for a while now,” Stephanie said.


“I wasn’t trying to cause a scene or anything, I was just curious. I used to do some stuff with my brother too, not a lot, but enough, and I made the same faces you made whenever he talked about another girl Stephanie, that’s how I knew something was going on.”


“How come you noticed her faces but you never noticed any of mine or Randy’s?” Rita asked.
“I don’t know, I never picked up on anything, I mean I noticed a few tiny things here and there but I chalked it up as a twin thing, that any you’re good at hiding it I guess.”


“So what did you do with your brother?” Chris asked going back to the subject.
“Nothing much, I was young and impressionable, and my brother and I were close. We caught our mom and dad having s*x once and we wanted to do it too, but we didn’t know anything about anything, so we just touched each other and stuff, some kissing, but we never had s*x, we didn’t know how to do it. Yeah, umm, yeah. I can’t believe I finally said that out loud.”
“Well you almost had to after playing Sherlock Holmes against us,” Chris said.
“How do we go from just me and Randy messing around with each other to everybody around us doing it? I thought this wasn’t that common of a thing,” Rita said.
“Mine doesn’t really count, I was like six and I didn’t even know what we were doing, me or Sean, we were just copying what our parents did, it never went any further.”
“Young or not you still did it. What do you think about it now then?” Stephanie asked.
“Now there’s a bunch of different things to throw in, I’m not speaking to my brother, and I have friends who do it, but looking back I’m not ashamed I did it, like I said I was young and impressionable, and I loved my brother, but now it’s to each their own I guess.”


“Why don’t you try getting in contact with your brother again, you never know,” I said.
“Why? He never tried to so why should I?”
“You might not be getting the whole story. If you were as close as you said you were you’re not just gonna up and stop talking just like that, something else happened.”


“What about him going with my mother? He had a choice then.”


“Probably not, kids don’t really get to pick where they wanna go even if the parents make it seem like it. If it was a bitter divorce one parent would never let the other get both kids, they’d basically be giving up all the leverage because by that point they just wanna one up the other.”
“Since when did you become an expert on life after marriage ends?” Chris asked.


“I used to watch a lot of those divorce court shows, basically the parents always wanna take as much as they can from the other, and kids are the biggest cash cow, child support.”


“Dad won but he had to pay to keep my mother living the lifestyle she was living.”


“Which sU-Cks, but it could’ve been a lot worse.


They system usually gives the woman everything, he’s lucky he got away with just that.”

“Even still, he could’ve made an attempt to find me, I looked for him for years,” Ashley said.
“So why stop now? He’s probably still looking, he just doesn’t know where to look,” Rita said.
“There’s Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, all he has to do is type in my name!”

“You should too, I couldn’t even imagine going all that time without seeing Randy, it’s impossible. If you still miss your brother, even a little bit, you gotta find him.”


Ashley stood there contemplating what Rita said, really what we all just said, and she plopped down on the couch and grabbed the bottle of Jack Daniels. “You’re all probably right, but it’s too much to try and process right now, instead, I’m gonna finish this bottle.”


“That’s a lot of whiskey for one girl to try and drink by herself, pour me a shot, I’ll help you finish it, Sh*t we all will, right?” Chris asked as he looked around at us.


We all nodded and sat around the table as Ashley filled up five shot glasses and sat them in front of us. “The last one to drink theirs has to tell a dirty secret,” Ashley said.


“Damn Ashley how many drinking games do you know?” I teased.


“One for each day of the year. Ok everybody, bottoms up!”
Me being the lightweight I knew I would be the last one to finish my shot at least until the later rounds, depending on how long we stayed, so I was already thinking of a secret as I was taking my shot, and just as I already knew, I was the last to finish, it wasn’t even close.
“I already knew it was gonna happen, so I was ready for it. When I was twelve I accidentally grabbed the music teacher from schools tit, and I liked it.”
What? That doesn’t count, how is grabbing a titty a big secret?” Chris asked.
Rita was already laughing. “Our music teacher was an 67 year old woman with dentures.”
In came the laughter. “Damn Randy, I didn’t know you were into the GILFS!” Ashley teased.



“I was twelve and it was my first tit grab, that soft soggy ball of fat was heaven to me!”
Chris was especially laughing. “STOP! My ribs hurt! I’m never gonna let you forget that!”
“Whatever, it doesn’t bother me, all I’ll hear is I grabbed a tit when I was twelve.”


“Ok, next shot before I start getting images of Randy and grannies in my head,” Ashley said as she poured another shot of whiskey. “I hope Randy loses again, bottoms up!”


This time I didn’t lose, Stephanie did. I got my glass on the table a piece of a second before she did, but it was obvious that she was the loser, as surprised as everyone was.



“I’m still protesting that last slam, but I’ll let it slide this time,” Stephanie said.


“My confession is a little more recent, I came in your jacuzzi earlier Ashley.”
Ashley wasn’t even upset, not even a little. “We weren’t even in the Jacuzzi today! When did you sneak away and do that… skip that, why did you sneak away and do that?”
“It was on my bucket list, and since you had a Jacuzzi, and we were over here, why not.”
“Haha, so that Stephanie juice is circulating through the water as we speak,” Rita laughed.
“You’re lucky I like women, if it had been Randy or Chris I would’ve ripped into them.”
“I make it a habit not to Pour in peoples jacuzzi’s, pools are a different story,” Chris said.
Ashley poured the next round of shots. “Ok, next shot, bottoms up!”
I was getting a little better at knocking them down the more I had, which also meant that I was getting that much more drunk. This time I finished in the middle and it was a close last place for Ashley and Stephanie, but neither would relent to being the last one, so we took another shot, and this time neither of them lost, Rita did.



“I really don’t have any more secrets I don’t think, at least nothing S#xual since that’s the only direction our conversations seem to go, but I’ll answer a question or something, but just one.”


“Nooooooooooo you gotta tell a secret, you know you have one!” Stephanie said.


“I really don’t, I can’t think of anything, except for this one little thing.”



“Well spill it, whatever it is inquiring minds wanna know!”


“I’m just gonna come out and say it, I made a s*x clip.”


“A what! Who did we ask that a while back and you didn’t say anything! When?”
“Like a week ago, it was just me by myself, I was horny and I couldn’t sleep, and Randy was worn out, and I wanted to see what I looked like playing with myself so I did it.”


“Where is this said tape? We’ll need to see it for proof,” Chris said.


“I have it, me saying it’s there is proof enough, you don’t need to see it.”


“Bullshit we don’t need to see it! go home and get it, I’ll hook it up right now,” Ashley said.


“I’ll save it for another time, isn’t it time for another shot?”


Ashley stared her down as she poured the next shots, but in a “I’m gonna see that video if it’s the last thing I do” kinda stare. “One more down the hatch, bottoms up!”


Chris was the last one to finish his shot this time. “Hey, we should probably slow down a little bit with the shots, I mean we still have to drive home.”

“You’re just saying that because it’s your turn! Come on, out with a secret,” Ashley said.


“I don’t have any more, I’m too liquored up to remember any other ones.”


“I don’t wanna hear that, you should’ve finished your shot before everybody else. Ok then, you get a choice, you either tell a secret or get asked a question and you HAVE to answer!”


“How come you’re not getting drunk? We all look like we got a buzz going and you, nothing.”


“Because I can hold my liquor better than anybody here thanks to my dad, now don’t try and change the subject, what’s it gonna be, secret or question?”
“Who gets to ask the question? I already know it’s gonna be something about s*x.”



“I will, but I know we’re all gonna ask the same question anyway.”


“Do I even need to guess? I already know what you’re gonna ask.”


“Why’d you pick me?” Ashley asked as she grabbed a full bottle of Absolut Vodka.


Chris sighed. “Yeah I figured that’s what it was. Is it really bothering everybody that much?”
“Yeah! Noone in here thought you were gonna pick Ashley, not even Ashley!” Stephanie said.

“For a bunch of different reasons I guess. You can find out a lot about somebody during s*x, me being the first guy she had s*x with in a long time, she probably knows tricks none of us even thought of after only being with women for so long, you know stuff like that.”


“I like how you said it all casual like it’s no big deal. If anything it got me curious with the whole ‘being with only women’ thing, she probably does know some stuff,” Rita said.
“I’m sitting right here! You’re talking like in not even in the room!” Ashley said.