Must Read: An Incest Birthday (18+)

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Must Read: An Incest Birthday (18+)

“I’m not surprised. Yeah Rita you should sign up, the list is probably small because there’s probably not that many women who wanna get smacked in the head,” I said.


“Probably. When do I have to sign up by?” Rita asked.
“By the end of next week with the tournament starting three weeks later, it’s a one day tournament. You get in free all the way up until the tournament starts if you sign up. I can reserve your name and give you a chance to think about it?”
“Yeah do that, I really want to but I wanna make sure I didn’t have anything planned already, my name is Rita Stevens. Do I get to bring someone to train with?”
“You can bring one person or someone from here can train with you, either way.”
“Looks like I’ll get to knock you off the platform a few more times,” Rita smiled at me. “I’ll definitely consider it, thanks for letting me know about it.”
“The way you were smacking him across the head I had no choice but to tell you about it, we’d love to have you. Thanks for coming in, hope we see you guys later.”
“Thanks, us too,” Rita said as we headed for the door.
“So you gonna come back and see your new girlfriend?” I teased.
“Girlfriend? She was just being nice and I was being nice back.”
“Yeah right you two were all laughing together and finishing each other’s sentences and stuff, I won’t be surprised to come back to the house one day and see you two on the couch watching TV, oooh you know Stephanie won’t like that, you having a new girlfriend and all…”
“She’s not my girlfriend you dork! She is pretty though, I’d probably tap that.”
“I’m telling Stephanie!” I said as we got in the car and drove off. “You’re just as bad as men, a pretty face and all of a sudden you’re rolling around Unclad with each other.”
“Don’t be jealous baby, you can roll around Unclad with us,” Rita laughed.
“That’s all you had to say, everything’s cool now,” I joked back. “For real though, if we go back, are we going back as brother and sister or as boyfriend and girlfriend?”
“That depends, will we ever go there with someone who doesn’t know about us?”
“Well I doubt…nooo mom and dad grew up on this too, they might be wanna come here just as bad as we do, especially dad. Eventually the Ashley’s will wind up here too because of us, so we might as well play it safe and use the brother sister scenario.”


“That’s one more tally for moving out of state. Oh well, let’s not worry about it now, let’s find somewhere to eat, all that moving around made me hungry.”

“No chain restaurants or anything like that, let’s go somewhere locally owned.”
“Well there’s plenty to pick from at least. Something small, something we’re not used to.”
We drove around for a while, even getting a little lost looking for something to stand out, but everything on this side of town looked like it was made of money, too big and flashy, not what we were looking for. We were about to give up when I saw a place out of the corner of my eye, almost being blocked off by two restaurants surrounding it.
“There’s a place over there, Café Stratos, wanna try it out?” I asked.
“Stratos? Like stratosphere? As in space stratosphere? What the hell, it’s better than driving around for another forty-five minutes while we look for something else.”
“Hey you never know, they might have some good food in there.”
“They better, I’m starving. You won’t like me when I’m hungry.”
“First Catapult, then The Hulk, I wonder how many more nicknames you have left in you.”

We pulled up to the place and walked in, and surprisingly it was really nice inside. Despite the name, it was a quaint little restaurant with a modern design, but still had an old school feel to it, and they had a soup and salad bar, that’s like a win win right there.
“Hi my name is Denise, I’ll be your server today, table for two?” the waitress said.
“Yeah two please, can we get a window seat please?” Rita asked.
“No problem, follow me,” she said as she walked us to a corner booth. “The soup and salad bar is free once you order something, and you get free bread also. I’ll give you a moment to look over the menus, when you’re ready just wave me over and I’ll be right with you.”
“She seems nice, she looks a little young to be working though,” I said.
“It’s probably a family business, this is a Greek restaurant. They have Greek chicken, Greek pork chops, ooh they have chicken parmesan! I don’t know what to get!”
“Let’s get all three, you get one, I get one, and the other we take home, or if we’re still hungry like a bunch of fattys we’ll eat that too.”
“I like it. I deserve to be a fatty, I probably burned like five thousand calories today.”
“Three hours of s*x and two hours of doing gladiator, hell you probably burned more than that, both of us, I say we earned the right to pig out, but you know, in a classy way.”
“Agreed,” Rita said as she waved the waitress over. “We’re ready to order. We’re gonna share the Greek chicken, the Greek pork chops, and the chicken parmesan, the chicken and pork chops with corn and green beans, and the parmesan with mashed potatoes, and for our drinks, we’ll both take a pepsi with light ice, we forget anything Randy?”
“Nope, I think you covered it all,” I laughed. “We’re gonna be so fat when we’re done.”
“Well at least you’ll be fat and satisfied, the foods amazing. Ok, and mashed potatoes with the parmesan, would you like a basket of dinner rolls while you wait?”
“Just a couple, we don’t wanna get full off the bread,” I said.
“Ok. Remember the soup and salad bar is open, and I’ll be back with your drinks.”
“When she comes back let’s try to guess her age, the loser leaves the tip,” I said.
“I was gonna leave the tip anyway but ok, I’m fine with you paying for everything, but before we guess anything, I wanna try a cup of that soup first.”
She got up and grabbed a cup of soup and a mini salad and came back just as the waitress was coming back. “What kind of soup was it?”
“Chicken noodle, the best kind. If it’s good I might just get full off of this.”
“Ok, two Pepsi’s, and a couple dinner rolls, your food is being made now,” Denise said.
“Hey would you get in trouble if you sat down with us?” Rita asked.
“Not if I only stay for a couple minutes, my father would have a fit if he saw me sitting down for a long time, especially if we had a lot of guests.”
“I told you it was a family business! We’re also trying to guess how old you are, he thinks you’re like ten but I think you’re closer to sixteen,” Rita said.
“Actually I’m right in the middle, just turned thirteen a couple months ago, puberty it taking it’s sweet time visiting me, I’m still stuck in a kids body.”
“I was like that too, I didn’t hit puberty until I was fifteen. All the girls around me were sprouting these huge chests and I was still walking around with a training bra on.”
“That’s how all my friends are! I hate it so much! I look like a boy standing next to them. My father loves it, he’d rather no boys talk to me, he thinks they’re all immediately guilty.”
“Most are, it’ll take a while to find a good one, especially one dad approved,” I said.
“I’m not even thinking about boys, it’s too much of a hassle, my dad keeps me working here all the time so I don’t have time to do anything else, that’s foreign parents for you.”
“Well at least you’ll have your own money, and then there’s always college,” Rita said.
“That’s my only saving grace, I mean don’t get me wrong I love my dad and all, but I gotta get away from him for a few years, my sanity depends on it.”


I looked up and saw a man with a lumberjack build, cleanly shaven and gray hair come from out of the back looking around the restaurant, he was no doubt looking for his daughter. “Are you sure you won’t get in trouble talking to us? Wild guess but I think that’s your dad over there.”


“Yeah I’m sure, it’s not so bad if the people I talk to are older than me, the older the better, but I should get up just in case. I’ll go check on your food,” she said as she walked away.


Rita just about finished her piece of bread and soup. “She’s so nice, and having a father like that too? If dad was like that, I would’ve ran away a long time ago.”


“And she still has five years with him. It could be a whole lot worse though, I mean he is looking after her best interests and all, trying to keep her innocent until she turns eighteen.”
“Yeah, but trust me, as a girl, that only pushes us away and makes us rebel.”
“Would you rebel against me?”
“Would you give me a reason to rebel against you?”
“What qualifies as a reason for making you rebel against me?”
“I don’t know, you the one who brought it up, what do you think you could do to make me wanna rebel against you?”
“I could keep all the food for myself when it comes to the table…”
“As hungry as I am, that would be a bad career move. I’m trying not to go back up there and get another cup of soup, it’s homemade chicken noodle soup, homemade. Homemade Randy! ”
“Oh so it’s homemade?” I joked as Denise was making her way to us with what looked to be our three plates of fatness in the form of delicious looking Greek cuisine. “Food is here.”
Rita turned around as Denise sat the Greek pork chops down in front of her. “Perfect timing!”
“Ok, since you’re gonna share everything, I figured you could start with the pork chops and chicken, then finish off with the chicken parmesan, it’s the best thing on the menu I think.”
“This all looks so good! Thank you so much! You might wanna get away from us now, we’re about to turn into two slobs. In twenty minutes, there won’t be any food left over here.”
“Oh yeah right, you two? You’re almost as skinny as me! I tell you what, if in twenty minutes all the food is gone I’ll give you another chicken parmesan dinner free of charge.”
“Then you better tell them to go make it now because that bet is as good as ours,” I said.
She was smiling to herself as she walked away, and as soon as she was out of sight we went to work on the food in front of us. We traded off a piece of chicken and a pork chop and before we knew it, we were already halfway done with our plates. Denise came out to see if we were telling the truth, and when she saw our plates almost empty with ten minutes to go, she had a shocked look on her face and went back to the kitchen area, probably to tell them to get going on that extra chicken parmesan dinner. Denise was right, even though the pork chops and chicken were really good, the parmesan was in a class by itself.



The chicken was nice and juicy and the sauce was thick and hearty. We’d went through the other plates of food so fast that we actually had time to sit and enjoy it and still make our twenty minute deadline.


“That was so good. I don’t think we said a word the entire time we were eating!” Rita said.
“That’s a first. I think we found a new favorite restaurant.”
“Yeah we definitely found a new favorite restaurant. I’m completely satisfied, not overly full where I can’t walk either, but just enough. I can even go for a piece of cake or something.”


Just as Rita said that Denise was making her way back over to us. “I can’t believe you guys ate all that in like twenty minutes, even my father is impressed, that’s a really big deal!”
“Yeah we’re thin, but we can pack it away, we’ve always been like that. We were just saying how we found our new favorite restaurant. The only thing that can make this better is a big piece of chocolate cake and some vanilla ice cream,” Rita said.



“Really? I can’t wait to tell my dad. He loves when customers say that, it always bring a lot of business if they tell their friends and stuff.”


“We’ll definitely tell all our friends, and our parents, and our parents friends, you might have too much business when were done blabbing about this place,” I said.

“I’m gonna go tell my dad, and I’ll get that cake and ice cream for you, on the house.”


“You don’t have to do that, you’re already giving us the parmesan…” I started.


“It’s ok, my dad will be happy to do it, he really loves getting new regulars.”

She walked away and about a minute later she was coming back with a huge slice of chocolate cake with two giant scoops of ice cream and two forks. “This is the last piece, there’s another in the oven now, you don’t mind sharing this do you?”

“No we’re ok, we share everything else, my brother doesn’t care about my germs,” Rita said.


“Your brother? I thought you guys were a couple! You’re so nice to each other…”
“We’re really close, we’re actually twins, but thanks for the compliment,” I said.


“My brother is never nice to me. He thinks because he’s eighteen now and going to college he has to treat me like a kid, I hate it.


How’s the cake by the way?”
“It’s really good, are these chocolate chips in the cake?” Rita asked.
“Yeah, the Hershey’s kind, we put them in the brownies too.”
“How’d you get them to bake without them melting?”
“I don’t even know, the baker won’t tell us any of her secrets or recipes, only her crew knows.”
“Well tell her this is amazing. How is it you don’t have a lot of business with food like this?”
“Because of where we are. We’re smashed in between two big chain restaurants. It’s hard to see us unless you’re looking for us. My dad bought this building because it was the only one we could afford at the time. We’re trying to buy another sign, but we need more business.”
“I think we can help out after today, we’ll tell everyone we know and tell them to tell everyone they know,” I said as I scooped up the last of the ice cream.”
“That’ll really help us out, and more business means I can save up more money, which means I can get to college earlier, it’s a win win.”
“Now I’m completely sated, and yes I said sated. I don’t need to eat anything else after that. Do you have our check? I can go home and be lazy for the rest of the day now.” Rita said.
“Yeah it’s right here, it came out to $34.57 when everything is all done.”
“That’s it? We had three full course dinners, two pops and a dessert!”
“Yep that’s it, don’t forget the free chicken parmesan and the dessert was free too.”
“Quick question, you play video games?” I asked.
“Since I was five, I even have a super Nintendo and sega genesis.”
“Really? That’s even better. I have a proposition for you. I’ll give you five video games to compare, if each one you get right, I’ll add five dollars to your tip, deal?”
“I’d be stupid to say no to that, deal.”


“These are based off of what we think is better, not the general public, just so you know. Ok, which is better, Super Mario Bros. 3 for Nintendo or Super Mario
World on Super Nintendo?”
“Ahh that’s a tough one, how you gonna start off with that one! I’d have to say Super Mario Bros. 3 because it had more stuff to explore and more secrets, and it’s a better classic.”


“Ok you got one right. Next, Mortal Kombat or Street Fighter?”
“Mortal Kombat easily. The only person in street fighter who has a chance at beating anybody in Mortal Kombat is Akuma, hell Stryker can beat most of the street fighter people!”
“That’s two. Rita do you have one you wanna ask her?”
“Yeah I got one. Tomb Raider or Uncharted?”
“Tomb Raider. Drake gets lucky a lot, Lara just kicks butt0ckz.”
“Three for three. Ok I got another hard one, Bayonetta or Ninja Gaiden on PS3 and Xbox 360?”
“That’s another hard one! I can’t pick between them, they’re both really good. Ninja Giaden has the intense boss battles, and Bayonetta has rapid fire combos, Ninja Gaiden has that charge combo thing, and Bayonetta has gun boots, freaking gun boots! I can’t pick.”


“Yeah we can’t pick between the two either, we’ll give you that one just for the explanation.


Ok the last question, I saved the best for last, you ready?”
“Hit me, you can’t possibly ask anything harder that what you already did.”
“Ok. In pokemon red or blue, who is the pokemon you pick to start with?”
“Charmander without a doubt. You can fish for water pokemon and grass pokemon are everywhere. You might, might pick squirtle, but 90% of the time everybody’s gonna pick charmander, nobody ever picks bulbasaur. So how’d I do?”
“Five for five. And I thought I was the only girl who liked video games,” Rita said.
“It was all I had to do growing up, I wasn’t allowed to have friends over, so dad was happy to buy me video games if it kept me away from boys and talking about boys with girls.”
“Well it paid off, literally, and not only that, boys love girls who play video games, and if you watch football and basketball, guys will be trying to marry you left and right.”


“Just don’t tell my dad that, he doesn’t wanna hear any talk like that until I’m eighteen.”
“Just five more years and you’re there. Well I think we’ve had about all the food we’re gonna need for the next six hours, it’s about time for us to head out,” I said.
“Before you leave let me go grab your other chicken parmesan from the back for you.”
She went to the back to get the food and while she was gone we left the bill money on the table with a $35 tip, which was more than the entire meal cost, but we didn’t mind one bit, she was gonna use the money for college, I was gonna buy candy, it was for the best. We waited at the door for her as she came back with the food already wrapped up to go for us.


“Thanks again for coming in, I hope you guys come back soon,” Denise said.
“We’ll be in at least two or three times a week, we’ll bring some friends with us next time we come. Give it a few weeks, this place will be booming with business.”
“If it does you’ll have free dessert on the house whenever you come.”
“Sold. Now you won’t be able to get rid of us. We had a good time here, we’ll definitely be back. It was really nice meeting you Denise,” Rita said.
“You too, see you guys soon,” she said back as we left out the front door.
“She kinda reminds me of you a little bit, without the controlling father though,” I said.
“Yeah I guess, I did have that same thin body frame. I wonder how long they’ve been in America, she doesn’t have an accent, or maybe she was born here.”
“We can ask her when we go back, well you can, I don’t want her dad to think I’m hitting on her or anything, I don’t need those kind of problems in my life,” I said as we got in the car.
“What time is it? Where are we going next?”
“It’s almost seven, it’s about to start getting dark in like half an hour, and unfortunately we’re not old enough to get in the good clubs yet, just the kiddie ones noone wants to go to.”
“I don’t wanna do too much moving around anyway with all the food we just ate. Maybe go sit down somewhere or something like that, I don’t know, you pick.”
“So I can suggest something and you say no every time? No you pick.”
“I promise I won’t do that, wherever you wanna go I’ll go, or we can just go home, we had a pretty good day, we lucked out and found the gladiator place and a good hidden restaurant, add that to the morning we already had, I’d say it was a pretty good day.”



“Yeah you’re right, I guess we can go home then since w…”
“Hey let’s go do that! The boat tour thing. I think that’s the one that takes you along the coast and out to the ocean for a little bit. Now is basically the perfect time too, let’s do that.”
“How do I get there? I messed the address on the sign.”
“I’ll mapquest it, it shouldn’t be too far from here since we’re already by the coastline.”
Rita got the directions and about ten minutes later we were pulling into the parking lot of Coastline Tours, the one stop hop for coast to coast exploration. It turns out coast to coast tours only happen during the daytime and evenings, but we got there in time to get the second to last scheduled tour at seven. Since it was late the last two tours only lasted for twenty minutes so they could be back before it got dark, so we would only get part of the tour, but it was only fifteen dollars a person, and it was better than nothing, so we took it. The driver was a lady who looked to be in her early forties, but still looked good for her age, she looked even more excited than we were, which is a welcoming sign on a boat. We got on the boat with a few other people and once we were all strapped in we went out into the water