Must Read: An Incest Birthday (18+)

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Must Read: An Incest Birthday (18+)

“No Rita’s your girlfriend, Stephanie’s your side chick. How would that even sound to another person? My sisters my main girlfriend and my girlfriends my other girlfriend. What backwoods down south in the bayou city is your family from!”

“Not only is that prejudice as Sh*t, but wrong altogether.”

“How? You F**K your sister more than you do your girlfriend. I bet you don’t even know what Stephanie’s K!ttyC@t tastes like do you?”

I paused for a second too long, which is always a big mistake with Ashley.

“I Bleeping knew it! You don’t even F**K her!

No wonder she was so extremely pissed when she saw us, you won’t F**K her but you’d F**K someone else. Do you even know what you’re missing? Stephanie is Bleeping beautiful, I’d eat her K!ttyC@t all Bleeping day if I were you, but you probably got your mouth full of that yummy sister K!ttyC@t don’t you? That is if you even know how to eat K!ttyC@t, wait you do right?”

“How did we even get on this topic?”
“Haha that’s a no! Answering a question with a question is a dead giveaway!”
“Awwww little Randy doesn’t know how to please a lady,” Ashley teased in a baby voice.
For a split second I lost what little cool I had. “F**K you Ashley!”
She stared at me, not saying anything, not doing anything, not even moving. The grin on her face slowly faded off. I thought I’d F***ed up, I just knew I did, everything I’d put up with for the past half hour was for nothing. Then out of nowhere, the smile came back.
“I bet you wish you could, hell you probably couldn’t even lick my K!ttyC@t good.”
I was in dangerous territory, so I tried to lure her out of it by changing the subject, hoping she’d take the bait. “Ok Ashley, I answered all your stupid butt0ckz questions truthfully, now are you gonna keep your end of the deal and give me back the phone?”
“Yeah I’ll give you the phone back, but the deal isn’t over.”
“What? You know what, fine. What other questions do you have? You can’t possibly embarrass me any more than you already have.”
“No, we’re done with questions,” she said as she lifted her butt0ckz off the couch and took off her shorts, using her bare foot to fling them behind the couch. “It’s time for some action.”
“Ashley… come on, you really don’t expect me to…”
“Let’s see just how good you are at eating K!ttyC@t.”


My heart dropped in my chest. I hoped upon hope she was just messing with me, but that’s a long way to go for a joke, well not for her apparently, but still, I had to hope.

“Come on Randy, my K!ttyC@t isn’t gonna eat itself…”
Man what a situation I was in. I was in trouble for getting caught with Ashley, now I’ll be in bigger trouble if I did what she said, but even worse trouble if I didn’t. What the hell was I supposed to do in a situation like this? “Ashley please, don’t make me do this.”

She sU-Cked in air in surprise. “That’s the first time you’ve ever said please Randy, and all I had to do was make you eat my K!ttyC@t by threatening to tell your dirty little secret!”
“So I don’t have to do it?” I said with a ray of hope.
“Now you still have to do it, but it was a nice gesture.”

My heart sunk again. It seemed there was no way I was getting out of this. I slunk back into the couch and covered my face with my hands.
“Oh quit acting like that! You know secretly you wanna eat my K!ttyC@t so quit trying to play innocent! Why are you acting like that at all anyway? Because you
don’t wanna cheat on Rita? I don’t see what the big deal is you’re just Bleeping her, you’re not in l…”
She stopped abruptly, a light bulb clicking in her head almost immediately as she gazed back at me with that Bleeping grin on her face that I’ve come to hate with a passion.

“Oh my god, you’re in love? Both of you? Oh my god this is AMAZING!”

I stared at her, saying nothing, with my emotions teetering on vulnerable and anger.

“This is rich! The two twins who fall madly in love, so in love that they don’t wanna even touch another person. Wow you two surprise me more and more as the time passes. So you’ve never, I mean, NEVER, did anything with Stephanie and Chris, ever? And remember, complete honesty still applies, or you know what’ll happen.”

She was actually giving me a way out, a chance, who would’ve thought. I wasn’t gonna take the chance in getting caught in a lie now and mess it all up. “We did, at the beginning, no s*x, just oral, but after a while we didn’t wanna do anything with anyone else, until the party, when everyone had too much to drink that is.”
She sat there for a second after I finished, then smiled. “I know. You know how I know, because Stephanie told me. Apparently you like messing around in movie theatres when noones looking. She also said a little about your p**sylicking skills, but being she hasn’t done anything with you in so long, I don’t know what to think of you.”

All I heard was she found out from Stephanie. “When did you hear all this? There was never a time where she was with you when the rest of us weren’t.”
“That you know of. Something as simple as going to the bathroom can end up in a major girl talk moment, not to mention her being here alone not even a day ago.” She at for a second and let me soak up everything that was just said, and then she was right back to business. “Ok, I believe I told you to eat my K!ttyC@t didn’t I?”
Great, all that distraction for nothing. “Ashley come on, don’t make me do that.”

“Why not? Because you love Rita and don’t wanna cheat on her?”
“Yeah that’s a big part of it.”
“Then you should love her enough to do what needs to be done to protect your relationship, and right now, that involves your lips on my K!ttyC@t. Turning down such a simple request is not only selfish, it shows you don’t really care about her, is that true, Randy?”
“Ashley don’t act like you give a damn, you could give a Sh*t about our relationship, you just wanna get your rocks off, and put us through hell in the process.”

“Yeah we’ve already established that, but it doesn’t make what I said any less true. That’s enough stalling, get over here now, or kiss you and Rita’s relationship goodbye!”

I resigned to the fact that there was nothing I could do to change her mind, every tactic I tried either backfired or failed miserably. Despite her bitchy nature, the one thing I could say positive about her was that she kept her word, if she said she would do something, she’d do it, albeit a few days later and some changed details, but she still did it, and that right there made me realize I would be eating her K!ttyC@t. I had to do this, for the sake of us, I didn’t have a choice, hopefully my phone was still recording so Rita could see that I didn’t. I stood up and started my slow walk over to her and then she put her hand up signaling me to stop.

“No, crawl over to me, you’re gonna be down there anyway might as well start now.”
I wanted to throw her out of a window. As if this wasn’t embarrassing enough now I have to crawl to her like a slave? It was getting really hard to hide my anger. I did as she said and crawled to her, and she spread out on the couch so my face was walking directly into her K!ttyC@t.

Wien I got in distance she let her leg rest on my back as I came face to face with her p@nty covered K!ttyC@t, and she cupped her hand under my chin and raised my head to look at her.
“Don’t worry, I won’t tell anyone about this, maybe,” she grinned.
“Bleeping evil B***h. You know how Rita is gonna be mad about this.”
“I have plans for Rita too, big plans, not just you. This is just the beginning of what I have in store for either of you, but for now, let’s see what you got.”
She grabbed the back of my head and pushed in down on her K!ttyC@t. She never moved her hand, or let me pick my head up, she just sort of held my head there.
“Lick me through my p@anties first, and you better do it like you’re licking Rita, or else.”

I resigned myself to my fate, a s*x slave for someone who I at the moment hated more than anyone else on this planet. I only hope that she doesn’t take it any farther, and that Rita see I had no choice in the matter. She thrust her crotch in my face to remind me what I was there for and cleared her throat, snapping my out of my thoughts and back into this nightmare. Knowing I had no way out of it, I sU-Cked it up so I could do what I had to do. I edged my face towards her p@anties and stuck out my tongue to lick her through her p@anties, but right before I could, I jumped in place on account of some very loud banging at the front door.
“RANDY ARE YOU IN THERE! ASHLEY OPEN THIS Bleeping DOOR RIGHT NOW!” Rita screamed from the other side, very much to my relief.
“Really? You pop up now of all times? Don’t you move,” Ashley said as she got up and headed for the door, not even bothering to put her shorts back on.
She opened the door and before she could say anything Rita was blowing past her, and came to a stop when she saw me on the floor in front of the couch.
“What the hell is going on in here!” Rita demanded.
“What does it look like? I was just about to get orally serviced by your lovely brother over there until you came bursting in here like your SWAT!” Ashley said back.
“Were you Randy? You was about to eat her K!ttyC@t?”
“I didn’t have a choice Rita, she threatened to expose us to everyone in town, I couldn’t let her do that. How’d you find out I was here? How’d you even get here, I have the car.”
“How do you think? Aunt Lisa told me. I drove her car here.”
“She told me she wouldn’t say anything until I got back!”
“Well she did, and I’m glad I got here in time before you touched her slutty K!ttyC@t.”
A little ray of hope. She sped up here to stop me from doing something I would never live down, showing that even though she’s still mad as Sh*t, she still cares a lot. Unfortunately, her being here won’t stop Ashley’s plan, not in the least, it would just force her to watch.
“Hey! Whatever! You being here doesn’t change anything, he’s still gonna eat my K!ttyC@t, just now you get to watch him do it,” Ashley interrupted.
“I don’t Bleeping think so Ashley, he’s not doing anything to you,” Rita said back.
“You think so? I have twenty-six pictures and a handful of texts showing up in newspapers, on TV, and even on the internet that says otherwise…”
“You do that and I’ll bash your face in so bad your own father won’t recognize you.”
“That still won’t stop me from sending anything. You both know me well enough that when I say I’ll do something, it gets done. Are you sure you wanna try me on this?”
“Why the F**K are you doing this?”
“Why? It’s simple. I don’t like being told no to, I’m a girl that has to get her way.”
“What does that have to do with me and Randy?”
“How many times have I asked you to hang out with us, that you’d have so much fun if you were to come with us instead of with Randy all the time? Each time you said no. I even gave you the benefit of the doubt and asked you again, and Stephanie, but once again you both said no, you’d rather spend time with those jackoff brothers of yours rather than with four of the most gorgeous females you’ll ever lay eyes on, well now at least I know why you chose them.”

“So that’s it? Because I didn’t wanna come play house with you and your little followers that’s reason enough to F**K up our life? That’s as stupid a reason if I ever heard one.

Why do you wanna hang with just girls anyway?

Are you a Bleeping l£sb!an or something?”

She was quiet at first, but then smiled that Bleeping smile at us. “You could say that kinda, more like 90% l£sb!an. I would say I’m a 21st century feminist. Men exist only to give us what we want and need, then get out of our way.”
To say I was shocked wouldn’t have been close.

Neither Rita nor I saw that coming. “What the hell happened to you that just have a serious distain for men?” I jumped in.
“Life happened. No matter age, race, or whatever, all men are exactly the Bleeping same. I’ve had nothing but bad experiences with men, from being slapped in public, to being treated like a stripper, talked to like I don’t have a brain, even you Randy, embarrassing me in front of a crowd at a bowling alley, you’re just like the rest of them too!”
“Hey you brought that on yourself! We weren’t bothering you, you chose to come over there and start something, you can’t fault me for defending myself!”
“But I can fault you for committing incest and not being smart enough to cover your tracks.”
“You take me down you take Rita down too, she’s a woman if you forgot that.”
“Not one that stands with me so she’s as good as a man, in mind though. It’s a shame, with a body like yours, and Stephanie’s, we could’ve all really had some fun together.”
“So what? You’re gonna take your anger out on every guy you meet?” Rita asked.
“Basically yeah. If you two had played the game right none of this would be happening, but you didn’t, so unfortunately you’re next on the list. I told you, I don’t take rejection well, and being rejected for a guy only makes it ten times worse.”

“You said you’re only 90% feminist, don’t count out that 10%,” I said.
“Don’t count too much on that, 8% is my dad, and even he does what I want. That other 2% is from a long time ago so I wouldn’t put all my eggs in that basket.”
“Not all men are bad Ashley! There are some good ones out there still!” Rita said.
“Really? Like Randy? The good guy who got drunk and felt me up right in front of you and Stephanie? Yeah he seems like a great guy.

Guys are so tainted even you didn’t believe Randy when he told you he didn’t do anything didn’t you? Because deep down you know that all guys are liars who only care about themselves, and will walk over whosever in their way.”

Rita was quiet, I guess some of what Ashley said rang true in her ears. “It wasn’t just that, I was angry, hurt, I didn’t stop and think, just the thought of Randy doing that with…”
“See? It doesn’t make a difference how faithful a man is, he’s still a man, and he’ll screw you over in the end. I would never cheat on my spouse like Randy did,”
Ashley said.


“You Bleeping set me up! You had a wig on and pretended to be Stephanie! You talk about men being assholes but what you did isn’t any better than how you pass off men!” I said.
“That’s where you’re wrong. I did it to prove that when given the chance a man would F**K you over, a woman wouldn’t do that, not as quick as a man would.”

“Someone screwed you up pretty good. An attitude like that just doesn’t pop up overnight, not without good reason. This couldn’t have gone on your whole life, has no man ever spoiled you, made you feel good about yourself, call you beautiful, anything?” Rita asked.
“HA! I almost laughed for a second. Besides my dad giving me money all the time no man has ever done anything nice for me, ever. Nineteen years of nothing leaves a sour impression. It would take something out of this world big to happen for me to change how I feel about men, and I don’t see that happening. Throughout my life men have only showed me that they’re good for nothing bastards who need to be put in their place, like on their knees, with their head between a woman’s legs for example.”
“You honestly think men are so far gone that there’s no hope for them? What if someone comes along and does something so humbling it changes your opinion of men?” Rita asked.
“I can say with confidence that’ll probably never happen. For that to happen they’d have to do something so selfless, something completely against their character, something only for the other person and not them, but it won’t happen, men are too self-centered. Ok now, enough talking, Randy, you either get over her and get my K!ttyC@t right now like a good little boy, or see your family secrets all over the news tomorrow, and if you think I’m bluffing, try me.”
Rita looked at me and I looked right back at her. We both knew she was right. If I didn’t follow through on what she said our faces would definitely be everywhere by tomorrow morning, not to mention how shitty a way it would be for dad to find out that his son is Bleeping his daughter. I appreciated what she did more than she’d ever know, trying to spare me from going down on someone I hated so much, but this was a game, Ashley’s game, and she just played it better. She walked over to me and helped me off the floor, then glared a hole right through Ashley.

“So what’s it gonna be? Snack time for me or prime time for you?” Ashley asked.
“He’s not going anywhere near you Ashley,” Rita responded.
“But Rita, if I don’t then she’ll…” She cut me off with her hand over my mouth.
“That’s too bad. All he had to do was give me a little head and all this would’ve went away, now I’ll just have to send this in and…”
“Wait,” Rita interrupted her.
“Wait for…?” Ashley said.
She took a deep breath and looked her in the eyes. “I’ll do it.”
“You’ll do what?”
“Don’t play stupid Ashley, I’ll do it. I’ll eat your K!ttyC@t.”
Ashley crossed her legs on the couch. “This just proves my point. You did something selfless to spare him from having to do it, a trait only found in women.”
“Can we just get this over with please, it’s bad enough that I’m doing it in the first place.”
“Just relishing in the fact that I’m right once again, unless, you secretly wanted to eat my K!ttyC@t in the first place, now that would be something, hmm Rita?”
“Yeah because everyone just has to eat your magnificent K!ttyC@t, you’re so full of yourself. How do we know you’ll keep your word and won’t tell anyone? How do we know you haven’t already told someone? Something like this now way you could shut up about it.”
“Now where’s the fun in that? The moment I tell everyone about you two my bargaining chip is gone. I don’t want anyone having the upper hand on you two but me, I’m kinda selfish like that, besides no matter your opinion of me, I’m not a liar, and I keep my promises, as you already know, just make sure they’re the good kind of promises. No more talking now, get eating! I’m curious to see how good you eat K!ttyC@t, this is a perfect time for you to take notes Randy, women always were better at it.”
I stood there as Rita made her way in front of Ashley and bent down so her face was in her crotch. She looked back at me with a kind of apologetic look on her face and then turned her attention back to Ashley. She hesitated at first, trying to work up the courage to do it, then finally gave in and started to kiss her through her p@anties. I had a direct view of everything that was going on in front of me, and from what I could see, she had small lips that formed a small camel toe that slowly puffed up the more she kissed, and was getting wetter the more Rita licked her through her p@anties.
“Yeah that’s it, keep going, you’re doing good,” she m0aned.
I blocked her out as much as I could, we weren’t doing this for her pleasure, but to keep her silence about everything she knew. After a while of doing nothing but kissing and licking p@anties Rita looked like she wanted to stop, but she couldn’t make herself stop, she had to make her tell her to, she had to hurt her, and by the look that popped on her face she knew just how. She started back up tracing around her K!ttyC@t until she got to the hood of her cl!t, when she did she made an O with her lips and trapped it, then sq££zed and pulled on it at the same time, she was doing everything to Ashley that I’d done to her. When she pulled back off her the wet spot Rita left on her p@anties had shown something hard, something metal, and it clicked in my head that she had her cl!t pierced. I could kinda see the ring as it stood up off her skin and Rita confirmed it by tugging at it to see if it pulled at her, it did. I will admit, I didn’t expect her to have a cl!t piercing, but Rita could definitely use it to her advantage. She grabbed it with her teeth and pulled at it, a little harder then I usually do with Rita, mom, and Aunt Lisa, I guess hoping that she’d gotten too rough and hurt her to where she made her stop, but once again, it backfired. Not only did she really like that, it made her even hornier, figures.