Must Read: An Incest Birthday (18+)

Episode 7 years ago

Must Read: An Incest Birthday (18+)

“Randy! Randy! Randy!” That was all I could hear as Rita ran up the stairs and burst through my door, jumping directly on me as I still lay in my bed.

“I got my liiiiiiiicense, I got my liiiiiiiiicense, and ima uuuuuuse it, when we go driiiiiiiiving!” she said in a siing-song voice as she waved her license in my face while bouncing up and down on me.

“Passed with flying colors huh?”

“It was so easy! I only drove around for five minutes because the instructor had to leave, so he passed me! Come on, let’s go somewhere!”

“Yea ok, just don’t drive us off a bridge!” I teased.

She playfully slapped me on the cheek, and then kissed the same spot. “Now why would I want to hurt my dear big brother? The love of my young life? You mean too much to me,” she whispered as she leaned in and kissed me. “Now hurry up and get dressed, I’ll be waiting in the car.” I threw on some pants and a shirt and met her in the car, and she took off down the street.

As were driving along I notice she doesn’t turn down any side streets, and she picks up speed on every straightaway. “Ok slow down you little speed freak were not on the freeway!”

“The freeway, why didn’t I think of that, then I could really fly!”

Before I knew it she was on the freeway doing 80 mph. Now I myself like speeding just as much as she does if not more, but I’m smart about it. “Rita this is a bad area to speed in, if you don’t slow down, were gonna get…

(siren), too late. We both look out the rear view mirror and see a cop car right behind us, sirens blazing.

“Oh crap! What am I gonna do? I can’t get a ticket, dad will kill me!”

“Just calm down, remember to keep eye contact, answer questions directly, and tell the honest truth. When he looks at your license, he’ll know you just got it and let you off with a warning, trust me, and always say sir or ma’am.” Just as I finished telling her what to do, a male officer approached her window as she rolled it down.

“License, registration and proof of insurance please.”

“Here you go sir.”

“Do you know how fast you were going?”

“Uh, I think around 75 I think sir.”

“More like 85, the speed limits 65, any reason you felt why that’s not fast enough for you?”
“I’m really sorry sir, we just got this car and I wanted to test it out, but I guess I got carried away.”

“Looks like you just got your license too, hold on, I’ll be right back.”

He was in his car for five of the longest minutes of our life. Rita was scared he might be writing her up but I tried to tell her she did fine and that he would let her go, but she didn’t seem too convinced. Just then we heard his car door slam and saw him walking back over to us.

“Everything seems to check out, and seeing as this is your first offense, I’ll let you off with a warning, but you better watch it, the next officer that pulls you over might not be so understanding.”

“Thank you so much sir! I will definitely watch my speed now.”

“Good to hear; now you two get outta here, and remember what I said.”

“Yes sir, thank you sir.”

She drove off breathing a heavy sigh of relief.

Dad surely would have taken her license and the car if she’d gotten a ticket.

“Crap that was close!”

“Yea, and you got to use your license! You know you’re not making a strong case about the stereotype of women drivers,” I teased.

“Oh ha ha very funny!”

“Well we got off with a warning so let’s not worry about it.” By now I realized even though we were driving, we didn’t know where we were driving to.

“Where are we going?”

“I don’t know, we were just driving around. I know, lets go to the mall since were already down this way.”

On that note we were headed to the downtown mall, the one with more stores for girls than stores for boys and she knew this, but as long as she’s happy, I’m happy.

We get in the mall and it is crowded beyond belief, I mean people everywhere. We walked around for a good ten minutes; all the stores are packed with people who probably aren’t even buying anything. The only thing open is a couple picture booths, so we went in for a few shots. The first roll was of us smiling, making stupid faces, the weird backgrounds, and us play fighting, the second roll was us kissing and hugging each other. It felt great to do that in a public place, even though it was still technically private with the curtain pulled back, but nonetheless made the kisses that much better.

After a while we finally emerged from the booth, pictures in hand, and looked around for an empty store to go into. We passed a Verizon phone station that had a sale on 2-line phones for $80.00 a month, so we both went in half and bought two new phones. The mall was still crowded, but it calmed down a little in the food sections, so we went to the dairy queen.

I got an m&m blizzard and she a banana split (she loves those, I wonder why), and went to the food court to eat, and mess around with the new phones we just bought.

“So mom came into my room when you left to take your test,” I said through a slight brain freeze. She stopped eating and looked up at me with a look of determination.

“What did she do?”

“Nothing, she came in to talk, about us actually.”

“Oh, yeah she did that with me yesterday.

She wanted to know if we were really for real,” she said as she grabbed my phone and took pictures of herself.

“Yea same here, but she asked me way more questions than she asked you, because she was surprised at my answers,” I said as I took her phone and took a picture of myself like she did.

“What did she ask you? What did you tell her? What did she say when you told her what u said?”

“Oh no, I don’t kiss and tell.”

“What do you think you’re doing now?”

I sat there knowing full well she was right, but I still wasn’t gonna let her win. “Yea well you’re still gonna have to ask her yourself.”

“Ok fine I will, and you better not have kissed her,” she playfully snapped. We finished our ice cream, threw away all our trash and headed out of the food court.

Finally all of the stores cleared out a little and we were able to go into some of them. I went with her into Claire’s, some shoe store and Rave, and she went with me into FYE and Foot Locker. She bought some shirts, a couple skirts, a few pairs of pants, some accessories for her hair, two hats, a pair of boots and some open-toed heels, and I bought a movie (I know right!). As we were getting ready to leave we walked past Victoria’s Secret, and she pretty much ran into the store. I told her I had to use the bathroom and I’d meet her there. I really didn’t have to go, I just said that to go to the jewelry store. I owed her a pair of earrings and I couldn’t go to a jewelry store with her, we’d never leave. As I looked around I saw a pair of two carat diamond earrings that went perfectly with her necklace, but they were $1000.00. I wanted to get them but they were just so expensive, then the manager of the store saw me and came over to help. As we were working out a deal I got a message on my phone. Since only one person knew I had a phone I knew it was Rita. She sent me a picture message. When I opened it up my eyes nearly popped out of my head, she was wearing the sexiest piece of red lingerie I have ever seen, damn if she didn’t look beautiful! I finished up with the manager and went to find her.

The store was a little empty, but not enough where anyone would pay attention to a guy walking in and looking around. I saw her poke her head out of a dressing room and wave me over. I eased my way over trying not to draw attention and slipped into the room she was in, still wearing the lingerie she took the picture in.

I stood there to look at her for a minute; she looked so good a gay man would consider going straight again.

“Well I can see you like what I’m wearing,” she giggled.


I didn’t say anything, I just attacked her, kissing her while stripping off my pants.
She took off the lingerie so she wouldn’t get it dirty. As soon as my J0yst!ck sprang out, I picked her up off the ground and pushed it right into her. We both bit our lip so we wouldn’t scream, then she put her arms around my neck for balance and shoved her tongue down my throat.

“Oh F**K you feel so good! Ride that J0yst!ck!” I said as I broke the kiss, maybe a little too loud.

She realized if I kept talking loud we would get busted, so she grabbed her p@anties off the ledge behind us and stuffed them into my mouth. She m0aned under her breath as I rammed her, which was causing her to swing all over the place, so I pushed her back against the wall, which gave me more leverage, and I F***ed her harder, as she tried her best not to scream.

“Yes, big brother F**K me! Shove that J0yst!ck all the way in my K!ttyC@t! Yes, F**K me hard! Oh god it feels so good! Harder! Harder! Yes! Yes! Oh god yes!” she whispered in ecstasy.

She pulled the p@anties out of my mouth and kissed me hard on the lips, and then she hopped down and took my J0yst!ck in her mouth. “Oh my god” was all I could say, she had really gotten good at sU-Cking my J0yst!ck.

She would deepthroat me every time she withdrew and went back down on it and sU-Cked in long, smooth strokes that just about had me ready to explode, but she didn’t Pour yet, so I wasn’t about to. I lay her on her back, gave her K!ttyC@t one good, long lick, and forced my J0yst!ck back into her. I was kissing her as I was Bleeping her, but she broke free and let out a m0an I was scared somebody would hear.

“Keep it down Rita, someone might hear us!” I pleaded.

“Oh god, right now I don’t give a Sh*t who hears us, all I know is you better keep Bleeping me! F**K your sister hard! Make me Pour!” she m0aned.

I put her left leg on my shoulder and grabbed her thigh with my left hand, and rubbed her cl!t in a circling motion with my right hand and pounded away. As long as we’ve been in there I was surprised no one came to see if she needed help with anything. I had her going crazy. I was Bleeping her while rubbing down on her cl!t, this time I had to cover her mouth with my hand. If anyone had walked in at that moment, it would look like I was raping her, but we both know that wasn’t the case.

A few minutes later she went into her shake motions.