Must Read: An Incest Birthday (18+)

Episode 7 years ago

Must Read: An Incest Birthday (18+)

Mom looked at Aunt Lisa, then at me, then back at Aunt Lisa. “You F***ed your nephew, my son?” she yelled yanking her feet out of my hands. “How long has this been going on?”

Aunt Lisa was quiet for a minute unsure of how to answer. “Last night, it was just that one time, I couldn’t help it sis, I’m sorry!” She looked as though she was about to cry, and I couldn’t help but feel sorry for my big mouth.

“Why on earth would you want to sleep with your nephew?” Mom grilled her, but she was reluctant to answer, she promised not to tell about us, but now I had to, for her sake.

“It’s my fault mom, she caught me and Rita having s*x,” I said without making eye contact.

“You and your sister are having s*x too?

When did all this happen? What’s going on in my house!”

It was time to clear the air. I took a deep breath and let it all out. “Rita and I first had s*x on our birthday, and then again the same day, that’s when Aunt Lisa caught us, she said she wanted to be made love to the way Rita and I were doing and promised not to tell, then she tested me to see if I really care for her which I do so I passed her test, then when we thought you were taking Aunt Lisa home we had s*x again, then late at night Aunt Lisa crept into my room and had s*x with me in the dark, but I thought it was Rita, but then Rita told me it wasn’t her, and since I thought Aunt Lisa was gone, I thought it was you, but when I came downstairs to confront you I saw Aunt Lisa sitting at the table, so then I didn’t know who it was, then somebody was rubbing my crotch with their foot and I saw red toenail polish so I decided to give you a foot rub to see if you had on red polish and when I saw it I thought that in fact it was you that slept with me then Aunt Lisa took off her shoes after you denied it and she has red polish too and that brings us to now, whew!” I said gasping for air.

She just sat there for a while, in silence, taking in everything I just said. “Mom please don’t be mad, Rita and I really love each other, and Aunt Lisa probably just wanted to see what it felt like to be loved, which is why she did what she did.” Then after what seemed like forever something happened I thought would never happen considering what I just said, mom smiled!

“I always knew something weird was going on with you two, but I never would have thought you would screw each other!”

She called Rita into the living room to confirm everything I just said. “So you two are really in love?” We both smiled at each other and said “yes” without hesitation. “Well now that I really think about it, you two have done everything together, and it seemed almost inevitable that this would happen.”

“So you’re not mad at us?” I asked a little surprised.

“I’m a little ticked off that I had to find out this way, but I can’t be mad that you committed incest, after all, your aunt and I had our little experiments,” she said giggling.

I couldn’t believe it, mom and Aunt Lisa messing around with each other? Never in a million years would I have guessed our sweet mom was capable of incest.

“You’re not mad at me for using Randy, are you sis?” Aunt Lisa asked mom.

“I’m not mad, but I am curious as to why you would want to sleep with my son of all people.”

Just then Aunt Lisa whispered something in mom’s ear and giggled.

Then mom got a serious face as she started to say something. “Ok everyone, now that were all on the same page I want to get a few things clear, Randy and Rita, your father can never know of this, so you have to act as if nothings changed. Lisa, if you want to do anything with anyone here you’ll have to clear it with that person, and as for me, I’ll do what I want, since I’m the oldest,” she said sounding like a teenager. We all looked around at each other, agreed, and breathed a sigh of relief.

“So does this mean we can act like a couple around you?” Rita asked.

“As long as it’s around either me or your aunt, and your father isn’t here, then yes its fine.”

With that Rita jumped on me and kissed me passionately for what seemed like an eternity. “Oh my, I see you kids don’t waste any time!”

“It feels so good to be able to let someone see you kiss and not have to hide it all the time,” Rita added. Out the corner of my eye I swear I saw mom rubbing her K!ttyC@t through her dress, but I wasn’t sure, as I was concentrated on Rita.

“I do have one more question,” mom said out of nowhere. “What did you two think when you thought it was me that slept with Randy?” Rita caught on to what mom was doing quickly.

“Oh no mom, he’s mine! Aunt Lisa might have pulled a fast one but I’m not sharing him again!”

Mom looked at Aunt Lisa, then at us and grinned. “What makes you think Lisa slept with Randy? For all you know, it could have been either one of us!” Suddenly it all started to come together. We had been duped, and we knew it.

“You already knew about us, didn’t you mom?” Rita asked her.

“Of course I did! What kind of mother would I be if I didn’t know what was going on with my kids! I knew you weren’t gonna just come out and tell me about your relationship, so I had to give you an incentive to tell. I created a situation for Randy to find out who it was, knowing he couldn’t resist, and he walked right into it. Since I raised Randy to be a noble young man, I knew if I got mad at your aunt, he would step in and confess everything, feeling guilty. We just strung Rita along for the ride, dropping fake hints and laughing together.

Combine that with good acting and out comes the confession! Pretty good huh?”

I felt completely worked; mom was an evil genius in high heels. “So the whole foot under the table, toenail polish ruse, you getting mad at Aunt Lisa was just to get us to come clean?”

“That’s right. I even had Lisa flirt with you in my too little bathing suit to see if you’d bite.”

“The bathing suit!” I thought, mom was on to us from the beginning, she just used Aunt Lisa to throw us off her trail, which worked perfectly. Well on the bright side at least dad still doesn’t know about us, but there was still one question I needed answered.

“Since were all confessing everything, which one of you did I sleep with?”

“That my dear, you’ll have to figure out for yourself,” Aunt Lisa said as she and mom got up and left the room.

“What just happened?” Rita asked.

“We were conned,” I said ashamed.

We sat there in silence. We were found out by possibly the greatest undercover con artist ever, mom.

After a while, we decided to go to Subway so we could get out of the house, and since we were both hungry. On the way out the door mom told us she would take Aunt Lisa home (for real this time) and to help dad set up for their party if he asked. We took what she said in stride and left. It felt great to be behind the wheel, I kept poking fun at Rita that she was still a pedestrian, but that all ended when she flashed me and threatened my last time seeing them, so the rest of the drive was her poking fun at me about being abstinent. We arrived at Subway and both got the chicken and bacon ranch, our favorite sandwich, sat down to eat.

A few bites in we revisited the conversation we had with mom and Aunt Lisa.