Must Read: Adventures Of A Bad

Episode 7 years ago

Must Read: Adventures Of A Bad

I watched man o war trainning their new recruits one day but discorvered it was too tough for me so I decided to go for Army Cadet *i have likeness for millitary people*.

I went to their office one day to get form but as i was about going into the office, their oga stopped me and shouted “stop there! what do you want” I shook with fear because of his thick bass voice and also his muscular stature but then i relaxed a bit, he was human like me nau… he no fit even bit me gaan.

I got a little bold and hardened my face to look tough as if i wasn’t scared of him.

He shouted again “what are you looking for? you don’t have mouth?”

“I’m looking f-for felix” i stammered. *felix was a frien of mine in ND2. He was the one that encouraged me to join the cadet.

“Oya bang your leg before you enter” he barked at me.

I b@nged my leg but it wasn’t loud enough for him. I b@nged my leg harder till it started painning me, yet he didn’t seem satisfied as he kept asking me to bang louder.

I was already getting angry and i stopped banging my leg. Just then, one of their people came and stod in front of the door and b@nged his leg so loud you could mistaken it for banger(knockout) and said “Sir! Permission to fall in sir!”

“Granted! Fall in” the oga replied from inside. when he got inside he shouted “Sir! Moorrriinng sir!”

“Moring! where’s what I sent you?”
“Sir! I couldn’t get it sir!” the junior officer replied with fear
“Go and pin your head outside!” the senior officer said.

The guy came outside and pinned his head.

The senior officer came out to check him and adjusted him well. He turned to me and said “you! you stubborn abi? you no fit bang leg abi? oya pin your head!”

lemme explain this ‘pin your head’ punishment: you put your head on the floor, with your legs spread out and your hands behind your back.

I was like You say?

“I say pin your head”
I thought the punishment was easy so i was like WTF lemme just do it and Zap outta here.