**Must Read Story: My S*x Service To My Principal And Students**

7 years ago

**Must Read Story: My S*x Service To My Principal And Students**

****SKIT****
Let me draw a mental picture of what my life was
like during my service year.
The school I got posted to was an all-girls
government school, each class had four arms (e.g
ss1: A,B,C,D). Each arm had approximately 50
students, some arms had more.
Now a quick calculation would give you 200
students for each class so the senior section (ss:
1,2,3) had approximately 600 students. Female
students love Corpers like monkeys love bananas, I
can’t explain why, but that has been the culture.
Besides that, I am a very likeable Guy and I am a
sweet-talker too. I be homeboy with tight
orientation and I dey reason die.
Over 80% of the students were willing to dance to
my tune. It was just too easy. I didn’t have to spend
a dime, my time was diamond to them. Judging
from my calculation (80% of 600 girls), I had free
and easy access to over 500 girls.
I had eleven months to serve (340 days or less), so I
could afford a different girl everyday. Oh, I forgot
about the numerous teachers (over 90% were
female).
Some single, some married, some widowed, some
divorced… and yeah, most of them liked me…
Different shapes and ages.
Literally, I felt what its like to be like tuface or
d’banj… having so many free women and not
knowing whom to choose.
Every single day, at least three girls would come to
me and say: “sir, I want to come to your house” “sir,
let me come and cook for you” Sometimes I felt like
I was living in a dream but no I wasn’t, and I still
have my discharge certificate to prove it. This was
‘realer’ than life and I can remember it all vividly.
Omoh that period, I valued my life more, I been no
wan die.
If I wan cross road, I dey look wella make I no
waste my sweet precious life.
In the mist of these women, I was the only male
Corper and the school had only 7 male teachers
while the remaining 46 were female. you get the
picture?!
HEAVEN! !!!
If was could do it all over, I wouldn’t change a
thing. But, I got into some big troubles too. I go tell
una everything.