Story Of Addition (Love Story) - Season 1 - Episode 6

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Story Of Addition (Love Story) - Season 1 - Episode 6

Another day:

Today is the last Saturday of the month (environmental day). I went with my brother for environmental stuffs. We were busy when one of our neighbour(Ruka) came to borrow our rake.

Ruka: Femi please if you guys are through with the rake. Do borrow us.

Me: no problem.

If you are looking for Lepa… you have found Ruka. In short Ruka=Lepa. But what I like about her is that, she can speak English, Igbo and Yoruba very fluently and knows much about every aspect of life… sports, politics, Boko-Haram, education, movies, music ….
just name it. Ruka is just the bomb.

She dress very nice too and Funmilayo once told me that she is into modelling.

Bros Segun: o boy.. Ruka don dey make sense oooo

Me: badoo… Wetin make sense for this one.
Wetin you wan enjoy for this bone body.

Bros Segun: you no go understand… Na dis wan dem dey call lepa wey make sense. All styles na default settings. You no need to dey force
am.

Me: Badoo… if dem dey look for devil, na im be this (pointing at him). As you talk am, I fit enter the settings too o

Bros Segun: Na sure settings be this ooo, but it will take you time to hit the jackpot.

Me: this one… she go happy say I con toast am…. Me… under 2weeks I don sample am (forming Rambo again).

Bros Segun: Na lie you no fit do am under 2weeks. If you do am, I go respect you no be small. The girl wey me “Badoo” don toast like 3times wey no gree na Im you wan sample under 2weeks.

Me: (bros don kolo oo) I go do am but we will make a bet that all the money I spend to lure her will be refunded by you.

Bros Segun: deal but if you lose then you will watch my cloths for 2 weeks.

Me: (no be me dey watch am before)… deal Bros.

We finished the environmental exercise around 9am. That was when I remembered to call Motunrayo. Dialled her number .

Motunrayo: hello

Me: hello… Sowie for not making up with my promise. Today is environmental and I nearly forgot sef


Motunrayo: Okay oooo.. at least you called.
Thanks

Me: but don’t worry, all the other hours won’t miss.

Motunrayo: Okay sir.. how was your night?


Me: it was fine… urs?

Motunrayo: same… we will talk later… I’m cooking now.

Me: Okay oooo… later then (she ends the call).

I rushed to the bathroom for my morning drills. Went to the kitchen to see what my lovely sister is cooking.

Me: Funmilayo baby…. if not that you are my blood sister. I would have kidnapped and married you.

Funmilayo: hmnnnnn…. food is not ready.

Me: I’m not hungry jo… I’m just admiring my only sister. The guy wey go marry you must try well well oooo.

Funmilayo: Brother mi…. stop it now (Smiling). what do you want?

Me: That’s why I said I want to kidnap you and then marry you. You understand me die.

Funmilayo: (giggles) what do you want?

I explained my affection for Ruka’s but I dint tell her about the bet.

Me: just help me with her number. I know you have her number.

Funmilayo: is that all you want?

Me: Yes…. that would be all for now. or do you have any other means of hooking us together.

Funmilayo: hmnnnnn…. I will think of something but don’t call her yet ooo

Me: (gives me her number) okay ma…

We were still discussing when Mummy entered the kitchen… see you later Funmilayo (I pecked her on the chin) and I pecked my mummy too
and greeted her Good Morning Ma.

To Be Continued…