Story: The Church Accountant (+18) - Season 2 - Episode 38

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Story: The Church Accountant (+18) - Season 2 - Episode 38

Mrs. Adedokun: our husband, are you hungry?

Me: No

Mrs. Adedokun: you need to eat. Ise wa ti e ma
se lale yii sir (there will be work for you tonight
sir).

I wanted to protest when I heard a knock on
my door.

Me: come in

When the door was opened, it was Kaffie

Kaffie: Bolaji, is it when you cremate me
that’s when you will have peace?

Mrs. Adedokun: and who is Bolaji

Me: That’s me.

Kaffie: Sister Perpetua, who are this?

Perpetua: this is my Elder Sister (pointing at
Mrs. Adedokun) and this is my younger sister
(pointing at Ifeoma) Bolaji lived with them in
Ibadan.

Kaffie greeted them but asked a question that
threw everyone off balance

Kaffie: Ma (turning to Mrs. Adedokun) hope
Bolaji was a nice guy? I mean hope he isn’t
a “woman wrapper”

Mrs. Adedokun: infact, seven girls in the church
were fighting for him in order to date
him………… (everyone laughed) jokes apart, he is a nice and gentle guy.

Kaffie: (knelt down) thank you ma. Bolaji, I will
check on you later in the night.

Me: I will not be sleeping in the house tonight. I
will be going to a programme.

Kaffie: then expect me to be with you tomorrow
all day. (as soon as she was going) Bolaji, what
happened to your head? (coming to touch my
head)

Perpetua: he used his head to break coconut

Everybody laughed. But the striking thing was
that after she touched my head, she kissed me
deeply in the presence of these 3 women. I responded for some minutes and we broke the kiss. When she left, the three women came and meet me and were playfully punching me. I pecked Mrs. Adedokun, sq££zed the a$$ of Perpetua and Ifeoma borught her bvvbs to me and I sq££zed them. Afterwards, I knelt in their presence