Story: The Church Accountant (+18) - Season 2 - Episode 35

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Story: The Church Accountant (+18) - Season 2 - Episode 35

Me: what do I deserve this special visit?

Oge: our husband, we want to say hi

I laughed.

Mummy Adijat: our husband, bawo ni day yin?

Me: my day was fine. But what is happening?

Oge: I want to tell you that Jude has finally proposed to me (showing me her engagement ring)

Me: wow!!! I am happy for you.

Oge: so I want to officially hand you over
to………… (facing mummy Adijat)

Me: you no well Oge. (facing mummy Adijat) I
saw my ex-wife today in the church.

Mummy Adijat: WHAT??? Where did you see her?
What does she want???

Oge: Collins, were you married?

Me: yes I was.

Oge: hmmm. So where are your family?

Me: separated. (Facing Mummy Adijat) I dunno.
But was surprised seeing her.

Mummy Adijat: hmmm. So what will our
husband eat tonight?

As I wanted to answer, a call came into my
phone; when I checked it was an unknown
number. I picked the call

Me: hello

Stranger: it is me Halima

Me: what do you want Halima?

Halima: Collins, my husband…………

Me: I ceased being your husband when you walked out of my home in South Africa

Halima: please hear me out.

Me: you wrote the note that I was not the
father of those children and you literally wiped
the family account

Halima: but

Me: please DON’T call this line again. (ends
call)

I faced Oge and mummy Adijat and exhaled
deeply

Me: I was formerly a Church Accountant,
worked at ZOCA Church in Amuloko, engaged to Iyoaye we parted and later got married to Halima. Halima and I relocated to South Africa and we were living fine there. One day, she just walked out of the house with the children she claimed that they weren’t mine and also wiped more than 80% of our investments. So, if you were at my shoes, what will you do?