Story: The Church Accountant (+18) - Season 3 - Episode 22

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Story: The Church Accountant (+18) - Season 3 - Episode 22

I tried calling Titilayo before I slept that night but her number wasn’t reachable. As I wanted to sleep I saw a whatsapp notification from Kafeeya

Kafeeya: Mike what is happening? I sent a call – me – back in the morning but you didn’t call me back

Me: please dear, I am sorry. I ought to have called you.

Kafeeya: I’m wet and Hot

Me: I am damn tired. I wanna sleep

Kafeeya: Sleep ke? I feel like having your c^ck in my c^nt

Me: can we s3x chat?

Kafeeya: sure

We s3x chatted for about one hour and I slept off. The following morning, I also tried to call Titilayo but her number wasn’t reachable. I decided to call her Dad

Me: Good morning sir

Titilayo Dad: Bawo ni Mike? Hope you slept well

Me: yes sir, I did

Titilayo Dad: Mike what do I owe this call?

Me: nothing sir. But I have been trying her number since yesterday but it hasn’t been going.

Titilayo Dad: well, she said she was going to Jos for a wedding and she had called us that she had left Lokoja….. But, wait o, I heard it over the news that Jos was boiling yesterday

Me: mo gbe!!!!

Titilayo Dad: you said that you have been trying her number since yesterday ba?

Me: yes sir.

Titilayo Dad: (perplexed) this is serious. I will continue to try her number. As soon as you get connected to her, please don’t hesitate to inform me

Me: okay sir. (call ends)

I quickly prepared to go to the office. As soon as I got to the office, I met with Mercy

Mercy: how are you Accountant?

Me: I am fine dear

Mercy: Accountant, oro wa

Me: what happened?

Mercy: I will come and see you in the office.

After the devotion, she came to meet me in the office

Mercy: Accountant, wahala dey o

Me: what happened?

Mercy: I didn’t see my period

Me: then, go and look for it……. Wait……. Are you telling me that you are…..

Mercy: pregnant? I’m afraid it is so

Me: AH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mercy: and you are the only one I have been having s3x with

Me: mo gbe…….mo da’ran (I’m finished) what are we going to do now?

Mercy: I will keep the pregnancy

Me: I don die (fainted)

I woke up on the hospital bed with AP, Receptionist and Mercy staying by my bedside. I wanted to talk but was cautioned to keep quiet. After few hours, when I was able to talk the AP excused the Receptionist and Mercy to have a talk with me

AP: are you married?

Me: no sir

AP: but what is wrong with you? The doctor said that you were suffering from exhaustion due to s3x

Me: I want to ask you sir, how is it possible for someone who is not married have exhaustion due to s3x?

AP: I know you well enough. What about the relationship you keep with Sis. Kafeeya

Me: (shocked) Sis Kafeeya is a friend and nothing more. I have someone I’m dating and she is serving in Lokoja

AP: what is her name?

Me: Titilayo Adedokun

AP: Mrs. Adedokun sister – in – law?

Me: Yes…. Do you know her?

AP: The Titilayo Adedokun that I know serves in Abuja and I thought she’s related to Mrs. Adedokun; because she had discussed with me about her sister in – law serving presently in Abuja.

Me: No….. she is serving in Lokoja not Abuja.

AP: well I won’t argue with you; just be careful and try to rest for some days.

After taking my medications and resting in the hospital for some days, I decided to go home. But what baffles me was that Mrs. Adedokun didn’t call nor pay me a visit in the hospital. When I got home, I went straight to my apartment, entered and locked my door. I called Titilayo’s number but it was placed on waiting call. I waited for some minutes to call her number again and it connected

Me: Titilayo mi, e ku ojo meta o

Stranger: (male voice) who is this?

Me: who are you?

Stranger: I be Audu Moh’d and who you be?

Me: I wan speak with the owner of the phone wey you dey hold.

Stranger: you dey craze. The phone wey I don dey use since 2009

Me: na your papa craze. I wan speak with my girlfriend

Stranger: you don check the number wey you dial…..banza

I quickly checked the number and I discovered that I punched the wrong digit

Me: abeg no vex……

He hissed and ended the call

I dialled Titilayo number and it connected

Titilayo: Thank God I have been trying to call you and……

Me: shut the fˆckk up. Where have you been all this while?

Titilayo: is that how you will greet me? MIKE?

Me: the last time I called you were last week Monday and today is Thursday so….

Titilayo: kii se ebi re (it is not your fault)

Me: then whose fault is it?

Titilayo: the reason why I said that it wasn’t your fault is that when we were travelling to Jos for the wedding, the bus I boarded was hijacked at Vom/Kuru road. We were taken to Toro in Bauchi where we were held hostage. Then we heard that Jos was boiling then. As soon as we were taken to the compound where we were all held, they killed all the men in the bus and locked all the women in a room. we were eight including my friend that was about getting married. One by one all the women were raped except me and my friend. I was surprised that we were spared then I later heard that they wanted to keep us for their leader. As soon as the leader saw me, he said that why should they have held me hostage because seeing me is seeing trouble. And before we could say Jack, the military raided the compound, captured them and liberated us. We were all taken to JUTH for medical test/flushing and evaluation. My friend was devastated when she heard that her husband had married the best lady. it is just now that the Military Officers just dropped us back at our apartment in Lokoja.

Me: (calmed down) I want to see you in Ibadan unfailing tomorrow

Titilayo: I am sorry Mike. I am going to meet my parents in Ilorin tomorrow.

Me: then I am coming to Ilorin tomorrow.

Titilayo: don’t bother yourself coming

Me: I insist that I am coming.

Titilayo: if you insist, well I will be expecting you.

Me: I will call you when I get to Ilorin tomorrow.

Titilayo: so you are no longer angry with me?

Me: (calms down) I am still angry (smiling) but I have missed my love…..

Titilayo: ok love, I will be expecting to see you.

Me: I will call you later.

Titilayo: sure.

As soon as the call ended, I saw a message from Mercy. When I read it, I called her back

Mercy: is it because I told you that I missed my period that was why you fainted? Or is it that you have been sharing my “thing” with another woman? For your information, I am not pregnant at all. I missed you and I saw how Sis. Kafeeya was eyeing you in the church that was why I pulled that stunt

Me: Mercy, never in your life, I repeat, never in your life pull such stunt with me AGAIN.

Mercy: Mike, I know you didn’t mean what you said

Me: I mean every letter.

Mercy: do you think I was joking? I went for blood test yesterday and my period came this morning before I confirmed that I was not pregnant……….

Me: (calmed down) you should be absolutely sure before breaking such news. My parents will SKIN me alive if I break such news to them.

Mercy: ole ni e (lazy boy). so you can be fcukikkng without protection and……..

Me: no be you want it raw?

Mercy: (purred) I want to feel the flesh……..Mike don’t make me horney.

Me: just got home. I wanna try and rest. I will see you guys in the office tomorrow morning.

Mercy: take care dear (call ends)

I quickly ate my food, took some drugs and slept. The following morning as I was leaving the compound, I saw Mrs. Adedokun backing me. When I got to the gate, she called me back

Mrs. Adedokun: Mike, meet me in the car

I entered the car but I did not say anything.

Mrs. Adedokun: Mike, I know that you will be annoyed that I didn’t come to pay you visit when you were in the hospital. There have been tongues wagging in the church that I took you in to make you my gigolo and the information had reached Senior Pastor.

Me: to be candid Chinyere, I was very angry and mad at you. That you didn’t call me neither did you pay me a visit. But……

She placed her hand on my c^ck and stroked it for some minutes.

Mrs. Adedokun: I was the one who told the Doctor that you have been exhausted sexually; though the AP was there and we both laughed it off; but I covered for you and paid the bills.

Me: ma, I’m grateful. But…………….

Mrs. Adedokun: how will you pay back abi? Rest well. We will continue from where we stopped

Me: you are not serious. I might be going to Ilorin today.

Mrs. Adedokun: what happened?

Me: I want to see Titilayo’s parents. Titi was kidnapped last week and she had returned to Ilorin. So, I want to go and see her.

Mrs. Adedokun: ok Mike.

She drove out of the compound and dropped me in the church. When I got there, I told SP that my fiancée’s dad wants to see me in Ilorin. I quickly attended to the jobs on my desk and I left for Ilorin. I called Mercy to inform her about my urgent trip. But when I got to the park, a call came into my phone. When I checked, it was Kafeeya

Kafeeya: Accountant, where are you going now?

Me: why do you want to know?

Kafeeya: since the day we chatted last, you haven’t called nor chatted with me. Infact, I’m angry at you.

Me: Yes be angry at me. I was hospitalized for some days and you didn’t deem it fit to check on me at the clinic and………………….

Kafeeya: ah!!!!!!!! I didn’t know at all. So where are you heading to? Because I am seeing your ugly head from the bus I am.

Me: I am going to Ilorin

Kafeeya: enter that Ajumose (Pacesetter Transport Services) bus. It is the one going to Ilorin. (ends call)

When I turned, I saw her in the bus already seated. I went in and sat beside her.

Me: Kafeeya, I am angry at you

Kafeeya: Mike, please don’t be angry at me.

Me: can’t you even check on me in the office even when I didn’t contact you.

Kafeeya: I asked of you from Sis. Mercy but she didn’t tell me what happened.

Me: ok. But, you would have checked me at home.

Kafeeya: I can’t come to your house o. I don’t want to cause issue for you because, news is already flying around that you and Mrs. Adedokun are sleeping with each other.

Me: ah!!!!!!!!!

Kafeeya: it has gotten so bad that people are avoiding her in the church

Me: tau. I will start looking for another apartment outside.

Kafeeya: it will be better

Me: I am going to Ilorin to see my fiancée and her parents

Kafeeya: (screams) WHAT? So you have someone you are dating?

Me: yes

Kafeeya: Mike…….Mike……

By that time everyone’s attention in the bus was drawn to us. I had to stylishly divert the discussion to asking about her daughter. She never wanted to respond but since we were in the bus, she was forced to answer. When we took off I remained silent all through the journey. People in the bus were discussing about the current fuel scarcity that’s already biting into the purse and pockets of Nigeria. I was chatting with Titilayo inside the bus till we got to a place after Oyo town when we had to wait on the road because there was an accident along the way. We chatted for a while till I had a nudge on my shoulder

Kafeeya: is it because of what I said that’s why you ignored me?

Me: Kafayatuuuu, to be candid, I was. Do you think I won’t have anyone that I was dating?

Instead of her to talk we started chatting through whatsapp in the bus. We waited for over two hours before we could continue our journey and by that time it was dark already. When we got to the outskirts of Gambari (a town after Ogbomosho on your way to Ilorin), we were told to either turn back or wait till the following morning because curfew has been placed on that town. We tried linking up to the express, but we discovered that the route to the express was totally on lockdown. After much deliberation in the bus, everyone agreed to return to Ogbomosho to spend the night there. All that time, Kafeeya placed her head on my shoulder. When we got to Ogbomosho, we located an inn where we retired for the night. I called Titilayo to inform her of the latest development and after the call was ended, Kafeeya jumped on me

To Be Continued…