Story: The Church Accountant (+18) - Season 3 - Episode 6

7 years ago

Story: The Church Accountant (+18) - Season 3 - Episode 6

(few days later)

I moved into Mrs Adedokun compound but what I observed was that the place was quiet. When I was settling in the apartment she gave me I heard a knock

Me: come in.

When the person came in, she looked at me from up to down. I greeted her but she kept mute. After a while,

Stranger: (sarcastically) are you the Accountant that mummy discussed with us?

Me: I am the one.

Stranger: ok. But I hope that you don’t entertain visitors because we don’t accept visitors here.

Me: (I don enter am) I don’t have visitors.

One thing I observe was that the person looks slightly different from Mrs Adedokun she is slim and a bit tall; no assets at all.

Stranger: Accountant, I will come and see you later.

Me: ok. (she exits)

I quickly called Kolade to intimate him about what transpired. When I described the person to him

Kolade: ah!!!!! Osama bin Laden inu ile yen niyen o (That’s the principality and power in the house)

Me: I don enter am.

Kolade: she’s so saucy and she downgrades people easily.

Me: iru awon yen a mo b’a tin deal pelu won (We know how to deal with such person)

Kolade: just be careful. That girl might frustrate the living daylight outta you.

Me: I will.

I made a decision to always get home late and always stay in my apartment.

By 8.30pm I was sent for by Mrs Adedokun. Not long when I settled down she entered the parlour. After exchanging pleasantries

Mrs Adedokun: Accountant how has been your day?

Me: it was fine ma.

Mrs Adedokun: hope you find your new place okay?

Me: the place is really great ma. Thanks

Mrs Adedokun: I want you to meet my people. (she calls everyone) Accountant, I want you to meet Debbie, Dolapo, Segun and Ifeoma my sister. I realised that the tall slim girl was the one called Ifeoma. Everyone of them greeted me well except Ifeoma which greeted me casually. Before the children left the parlour a call came to my phone. It was Titilayo

Me: Baby, how are you today?

Titilayo: o ga fun e. you didn’t call me since morning and even all my chats you didn’t respond to any of them.

Me: Angel, ma binu si mi (don’t be angry at me) I was moving my things into the new apartment and (I suddenly realizes I was in the front of
Mrs Adedokun) please let me call you later.

Titilayo: you are with those girls abi?

Me: no. I am in the front of Mrs Adedokun. The person that gave me the apartment.

Titilayo: no probs. I will call you in the next thirty minutes

Me: love ya

Titilayo: love you too (ends call)

Ifeoma hissed and mumbled some words in igbo and left us. I turned to Mrs Adedokun

Me: pls I am very sorry for picking the call in your presence.

Mrs Adedokun: no probs. You were speaking with your fiancée.

Me: yes ma.

After giving me the rules and regulations for the house, I left for my apartment. I ensured that I always close very late from work and anytime it is weekend, I spend it either at Kolade place or stay indoors.

Few weeks after, I was returning from work one evening when I saw Ifeoma sitting at the parking shed reading a magazine. As I passed her, she called me back

Ifeoma: Accountant, you cannot greet person abi?

I stared at her with the look of “if you like jump into the lagoon for all I care” and walked inside. After some minutes, she came to my door and
knocked it. As I opened the door and saw her

Me: how can I help you?

Ifeoma: what is wrong with you Accountant?

Me: nothing.

Ifeoma: why did you ignore me?

Me: ma’am I am really busy. You might have to come back later

She hissed and turned back. For my mind I was like “what will someone enjoy in this smoked panla fish” I closed my door and continued with the cooking I was doing.

The next day after devotion in the office, I heard a knock on my door

Me: come in

As soon as the person opened the door it was Ifeoma. I casually greeted her and turned to the computer

Ifeoma: can’t you tell me to sit down?

Me: (coldly) sit down.

After some minutes of silence, she spoke up

Ifeoma: I came to see the Senior Pastor in his office but I was told he is in a meeting with some other pastors

Me: yes

Ifeoma: so, I felt I should wait in your office for the duration when the meeting will be through.

Me: ok.

She wanted to initiate discussion with me but I didn’t give her the chance of talking so my office was silent all through the duration she was there except when calls came into her phone and my phone. After about 20 mins, I heard a knock on my door

Me: come in.

When the person came in it was Mercy.

Mercy: Accountant sorry for barging into your office. I thought you were alone and I want to keep company with you for some minutes.

Me: well, I have been busy a little. So what’s up?

Mercy: (ignoring Ifeoma seated) I am good. Just being lonely this days.

Me: o ga o. why didn’t you call your guy to come from Badagry, or you going there to see him?

Mercy: you know that it is not possible for me to go to Badagry. He only comes to shore every 5days and he will just sleep a night before he heads back to the waters the following morning.

Me: eeyah. I know how it feels (winked at her)

Mercy: you no well. Accountant, I am hungry.

Me: come and eat me…….

We heard a hiss and that was when I realized that Ifeoma was standing up to leave my office. After she left

Mercy: who is that okprokoropo fish

Me: na my landlady’s sister be that.

Mercy: so that’s the Ifeoma I have been hearing about. No wonder she is too pompous and saucy. I overheard when she was talking to the Receptionist some minutes ago.

Me: she don carry her saara pass Mosque

Mercy: everyone has been talking about her. I even heard that she is a graduate from ABTI – American University in Yola. She….

Me: even if she graduated from John Hopkins Research University who cares Abeg, your guy is hungry.

Mercy: (locking my office door) I have been craving your c^ck since that last time and I want to taste it. (coming towards my direction)

Me: ma koba mi (don’t implicate me). Don’t you know that we are in the office

As she was moving closer, the intercom buzzed

Me: hello sir

SP: please come to my office immediately.

Me: ok sir.

As soon as I ended the call, I turned to Mercy who I already standing in front of me. I sq££zed her boob3 for some minutes. I had to wait for my c^ck to subside before going to SP office. When I got there, I saw Ifeoma seated.

SP: Accountant, prepare a cheque for the supply of 10 tons of cement in her name (pointing at her)

Me: ok sir. But she will have to wait till Sunday.

SP: why?

Me: one of the signatories had travelled and he wont return till Saturday night.

SP: ok. Just process the transaction.

On my way from his office I met Mercy on the way and she was giving me the “come and Bleep me” sign. As I was settling down in my office, Ifeoma entered

Ifeoma: Accountant, we need to talk when we get home.

Me: (indifferent) ok. Have a nice day.

When I got home in the night, I saw Ifeoma sitting in front of my apartment carrying a food flask. I smiled within myself because I knew she
wanted to be acting all nice with me. She greeted me warmly

Ifeoma: Accountant, how has been your day?

Me: fine.

Ifeoma: why are you just coming?

Me: why do you want to know?

Ifeoma: ok. I am sorry. I want to see you.

Me: give me about 40minutes I will be ready.

Ifeoma: is it about preparing food? I have already done so for you

I looked at her like “what the Bleep” I opened the door ushered her in and quickly went in to shower. When I was through, I came into the sitting room and sat opposite her.

Me: so, what do you want to tell me?

Ifeoma: Accountant, why d0 you always ignore me in this house?

Me: there’s an adage that says “ibi ti won ba fi elemo si ni nso” (I don’t go beyond my boundaries) I want to keep my boundaries and I observed that you are someone I should keep a distance with.

Ifeoma: please don’t do that. I thought since all guys are animals, you will not be different.

Me: it is okay. I will change towards you.

She came forward to where I sat. when I stood up, she gave me a hug

Ifeoma: thank you. But what is your name?

Me: I am Mike.

Ifeoma: ok mike. Hope you didn’t forget about the cheque.

Me: I wanted to “punish” you for your raunchy behaviour. But I will speed it up…….

She placed a kiss on my lips. I responded with intensity and urgency. After a while we broke from the kiss, she looked at me

Ifeoma: bad boy. So you are this starved

Me: Ifeoma, you no well.

As she turned, I playfully smacked her flat a$$. she responded by wriggling it.

Me: nothing dey there…

To Be Continued…