Story: The Church Accountant (+18) - Season 3 - Episode 4

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Story: The Church Accountant (+18) - Season 3 - Episode 4

I heard a knock on my door and when I opened the door, I saw Mrs Adedokun. I ushered her in.

Mrs Adedokun: Good morning Accountant

Me: good morning ma. I am surprised seeing you this morning.

Mrs Adedokun: I came to see the Senior Pastor, so I decided to check on you.

Me: thank you ma.

Mrs Adedokun: you’re welcome. But I want to ask; hope you are enjoying your stay with Kolade?

Me: sure

Mrs Adedokun: ok….. I want to tell you that I have a spare apartment in my compound so that you can come and stay with us.

Me: hmmmm. Ma, you will have to give me some days to think about it.

Mrs Adedokun: ok dear. but I want to ask; how is your fiancée?

Me: she’s fine.

Mrs Adedokun: where is she?

Me: Lokoja

Mrs Adedokun: ok o. when the last accountant left, I was the one in charge of the accounts section of the church. I hope you won’t siphon God’s money

Me: no ma.

Mrs Adedokun: I want to take my leave. I should be expecting feedback from you on Sunday.

As soon as she left I called Kolade

Kolade: Baba Olowo

Me: you no well. Mrs Adedokun came to my office some minutes ago and she offered to give me an apartment in her compound.

Kolade: haaa!!!!! No take am o!!!! she will use it to monitor you and she is a “monitoring spirit”

Me: what happened?

Kolade: when I joined the church, I was staying at the apartment she gave. I was doing a gentle/nice guy but I didn’t know that she was a thorn in the flesh. It even caused a rift between Nike and I then. She has about 4 grown up girls and every one of them is a snob. Although she’s nice but it will be better if a married person lives with her.

Me: ok…… but you stay in a room self – contain and I’m squatting with you. When we get home, we’ll talk.

Kolade: ok sir.

When I got home in the evening, I saw Nike sitting on the chair. After exchanging pleasantries, I took a pair of shirt and took my toothbrush, and left the house. I returned back to the office and slept there. By 9.30pm I got a call from Kolade

Kolade: why did you leave the house?

Me: I saw Nike in the house and I don’t wanna disturb both of you that’s why I returned back to the office.

Kolade: o ga fun e (Na wa for you) though I’m sorry she came in unannounced.

Me: No problem. We’ll see tomorrow in the church.

As soon as I end the call, I called Mrs Adedokun

Me: Good evening ma.

Mrs Adedokun: Accountant bawo ni?

Me: I am fine ma. Please I am sorry for calling you at this time.

Mrs Adedokun: no wahala

Me: about what you told me, I have accepted your offer ma.

Mrs Adedokun: I’ll send you my address so that you will come and see the place tomorrow.

Me: ok ma. I’m very grateful. Good night ma.

Mrs Adedokun: Good night dear. (ends call)

The following morning, I went to her house at Ile – Tuntun along Gbekuba road. When I got there, I knew there is money in this country. After inspecting the apartment, I called Kolade to inform him. I returned back to the office and I met the cleaner

Mercy: Accountant, I’ve been waiting for you to clean your office.

Me: I’m sorry. I went somewhere.

Mercy: ok. Let me clean your office

I observed that she was wearing a tight fitted jean skirt and an armless top. She has all the killer assets (boob33 and a$$) and a pouty lips that’s good for “mouth – action” as she entered my office and swayed her a$$, I warned her

Me: mercy, don’t let me misfire this morning…….

(flashback)
The day I resumed in the church, she was the one who welcomed me. No longer I settled in my office, that she came to meet me and downloaded all what I need to know and what I didn’t want to know. But ever since then, she’d wanted to move closer to me.

(recent time)
I entered my office and grabbed her a$$…..

Mercy: Accountant, if Pastor catches you don’t blame me or the devil.

Me: (whispers to her ears) I wanna Bleep you…

Mercy: (laughs) if my husband catches you eh>>>ok (whispers back) will you come to my house?

Me: (loudly) surely.

Mercy: let me clean your office and go. I will text my address to you and we’ll meet.

Me: ok

She hurriedly cleaned the office and sneaked out of the church building. I postponed all engagements I had for the rest of the day and I went to Mercy’s house at Benjamin Area after gotten the text. When I got there, I saw she was living in a modest building and she was living alone. She ushered me in and entertained me. When I was viewing her album, she came to sit beside me and rested her back on my chest.