Story: The Church Accountant (+18) - Season 2 - Episode 9

7 years ago

Story: The Church Accountant (+18) - Season 2 - Episode 9

I was awoken with the aroma of food Halima
prepared. Then I rushed to prepare and ate the
food with speed. When I got to the office I
checked my phone. I discovered that I had 23
missed calls from my wife, 13 from the Head
Pastor, 10 from Pst. Mattkelly and 4 SMS. I
quickly recharged my line and called the Head
Pastor. I went to Pst. Mattkelly’s office and I
found it locked. Then I tried calling my wife
Iyoaye: Ife, where have you been for the past 4
hours? I have been trying your number and you
have not been picking it
Me: ma binu. I forgot my phone at home this
morning and I have to rush back home to pick
it up
Iyoaye: o ga o. so if any emergency happen
now, is this how you will do?
Me: I have pleaded that you should not be
angry now
Iyoaye: it is well. I want to tell you that we’ve
gotten to Ijebu – ‘jesa and currently I am at
Mummy Marvellous house. Very soon we will
continue our journey.
Me: wow. So fast….well sha we’ll talk later.
Iyoaye: call me or send airtime.
Me: bayi n ti e (as usual) I will recharge you.
Iyoaye: ok love. Take care…..oops I almost
forgot. Please help me to tell foreman that he
should ensure that the proceeds should be
remitted to your account.
Me: (worried) why should it be my account?
Iyoaye: sweetheart please let him remit it in
your account
Me: I yaf hear. Ok; will talk to you later.
Iyoaye: ok take care love. (call ends)
Little did I know that drama just want to start
After the call I tried working in the office. But
the more I tried the more I wasn’t focused. I
decided to call Ritababe
Me: Sweerie how far?
Ritababe: the badoski himself
Me: wa je’gba si’di (I will whip your a5s)
Ritababe: I just managed the one we did at
your place
Me: you no well. When will you have time?
Ritababe: will you come to my house now?
Me: ah ah! I thought you will be in the office.
But let’s see what will happen. (thought for a
while) ok I will be coming within the hour
Ritababe: ok I will prepare something for my
husband (ends call)
As soon as I was through, I saw a Whatsapp
notification from Halima on my phone “Do you
like this? I am Hot and I am waiting” and a
picture of her holiest. I decided to call her
Me: Halima do you want to implicate me?
Halima: Collins, I really need it soo baaaaaad
Me: can we s3x chat?
Halima: (purred) yes
We s3x chatted for some minutes and when
she was satisfied I ensured that all the chats
and the picture was deleted. When I was
through, I called Pst. Mattkelly
Me: Pst. the Badoski. I checked you in the office
but it was locked.
Pst. Mattkelly: Accounts, I went out ni jare.
Me: tau. Bring something for the Levite
Pst. Mattkelly: mo ti gbo (ends call)
When I checked the time it was around three in
the afternoon. As I was about rounding up and
closing for the day, I saw an alert on my phone
notifying me of a transfer of twenty million Naira
into my account. I immediately called my
Account officer and he informed me that it was
transferred from another bank. When he told
me of the alert and the source bank it is coming
from, I discovered it was from my wife’s
company account. I tried calling her line but it
was switched off. I called her mum’s line also it
rang but she did not picked it. After trying her
number for some time and it was not
connecting I decided to rush down to the
company to see the foreman.