Story: The Church Accountant (+18) - Season 2 - Episode 4

7 years ago

Story: The Church Accountant (+18) - Season 2 - Episode 4

I returned home in the evening and met my
wife in a somber mood. As soon as she saw me,
she ran to meet me and knelt down in my front.
I took her up and hugged her. I told her that I
had a surprise for her. We freshened and went
to Ventura Cinema at Samonda. We enjoyed
each other watched some movies and went
home. As soon as we entered the house she
wanted to apologise but I stopped her with a
kiss, then I unbuttoned her shirt and unhooked
her bra. I grabbed her Weapons of Mass
Defence and sq££zed it mercilessly. She was
m0an!ng like someone in the theatre whom
they are arranging his fractured bones.
Afterwards she reciprocated by removing my
OPA – MOSE and was stroking it. But the funny
thing is that OPA – MOSE refused to stand at
attention. It was rising and falling like forex. She
knelt down in front of me and started sU-Cking
it. But as she was doing it, I started imagining
how it was Chief Ladapo standing in front of my
wife and she is performing orals on him. I
wanted to remove my OPA – MOSE from her
mouth but another part of me was saying that
I’m not innocent too. We continued and
afterwards, I started manipulation her. She was
vibrating like Nokia 2310. I sU-Cked her Weapon
of Mass Defence hungrily. Then I carried her to
where she stacked cartons of malt. I placed her
there, placed her legs on my shoulder and
inserted my OPA – MOSE into her. We bleeped
each other in that position and later we went to
the dining and did wheel barrow style. Then I
carried her to the chair we did the missionary
style and I released powerfully into her we were
exhausted and we rolled over to the floor and
cuddled up
Iyoaye: my love…….(using her fingers to rub
my chest)
Me: Iyo t’on mu aye mi dun (literal translation:
the salt that makes my life sweet) o se mi gan
Iyoaye: (breathes deeply) I know my love I am
sorry.
I was looking into her eyes…the feeling when
you really want to hold something that you
don’t want to lose
Iyoaye: my love,I was thinking that when I was
caught, it was all over. I couldn’t believe that
you could forgive me
Me: forgive you keÉ…(she want to burst into
tears)…..cry cry baby, I have forgiven you ooo
She poked me and we started playing again.
We hugged each other and slept off.
The following day, we woke up very late and we
got to church late. After the service I released
her to be going home early because I wanted to
compile the reports for the month. After
counting the money and recording, I went into
my office and was working. I was busy to the
extent that I did not know my phone rang.
When I saw the phone I met twenty – three
missed calls; 16 from my mother – in – law, 3
from iyoaye and 4 from Ritababe. I called my
mother – in – law
Me: Maami, e ka`san ma (Good afternoon ma)
MIL: Omo mi nibo l`e gbe phone yin si! I have
been trying your line but you have not been
picking it.
Me: the phone was in silent and I have been
extremely busy.
MIL: my daughter told me all what that
happened and she told me what you did. I am
very happy you were able to handle the
situation even more matured than older men. I
will be eternally grateful to God to have such a
wonderful SIL like you.
Me: I had no choice so as to kill any scandal
that will trail the escalation of the issue; and I
have promised myself that nobody will settle
any crisis I have with my wife.
MIL: my son, I an happy. But can I ask you for
one favour
Me: sure
MIL: I want your “sister“ to come and spend
some days with me in Ajaokuta
Me: mummy no wahala. When can she come
MIL: the driver is almost in Ibadan. They will
take off first thing tomorrow.
Me: Mum, she is all yours.
I was relieved because there will be free days
for me to rest and to plan my revenge on her.
Later I called iyoaye
Me: Mumsi has called me.
Iyoaye: yes she had called me first and I told
her to call you
Me: ok ma. But cook soup down o
Iyoaye: é ti e ma wale na…. well it is ready and
available
Me: thanks dear. But I will be late from office
today.
Iyoaye: ba damuwa (no problem)
Me: love you…. (calls ends)
As soon as the call ends, I call Ritababe. As soon
as she picked the call
Ritababe: are you in the office
Me: yes I am.
Ritababe: wanna tell you that I am on my way
home.
Me: ok but where are you
Ritababe: I am at the junction. Are you already
home
Me: nope. Im still in the office
Ritababe: we will see tomorrow