Story: The Church Accountant (+18) - Season 2 - Episode 2

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Story: The Church Accountant (+18) - Season 2 - Episode 2

Fast forward the next day. I decided to close in
the office early. As I was tidying up my office
Ritababe entered.
Ritababe: Accountant, where are you going?
Me: I want to close early so as to go home.
Ritababe: Ekun fun ‘ra re (strongman himself)
Me: iwo lo mo (na you sabi).
As I was talking, a call entered and when I
checked the screen, it was Dcns. Emeka
Dcns Emeka: hope you are on your way?
Me: no. I am still in the office
Dcns Emeka: I will be waiting (ends call)
Ritababe; is that mummy calling you?
Me: no. it is a friend.
Ritababe: a friend? (she sneered)
Me: abegi leave me alone jare.
As soon as I was leaving my office, she pulled
me back and kissed me. I responded by kissing
her back and sq££zed her Weapons of Mass
Defence. She stopped abruptly, went to her
office, locked the place up and before she
returned from her office, I have locked the door
of my office and went home. As soon as I got
downstairs at the main gate, I saw Dcns
Emeka’s car. I wanted to run back inside but
she has already seen me. I went up to her and
greeted her
Dcns Emeka: I knew that you will not want to
come that was why I came to wait for you
outside the church premises. Can we go now?
A part of me wanted to go but another part of
me was reacting against it. While
contemplating about what to do, she held me
by the hand and pulled me towards her car. We
got to her private guest house and I was
ushered in. the place was furnished up to taste
and one thing I saw is that the walls, interior
decoration, chairs, floor tiles were all painted
blue. She immediately jumped on me and
started kissing me. We continued that but
suddenly my phone started ringing……..guess
who was calling me
Iyoaye: dear, when will you be coming back
home?
Me: I went somewhere urgent but I will be at
home before 8.30pm
Iyoaye: don’t stay long dear.
After the call has ended I saw Dcns Emeka
frowning her face
Dcns Emeka: why did she have to call at this
time (she turned her back on me)
Me: ma, that is my wife
Dcns. Emeka: before nko? I hope you told her
that I was the one taking care of you before you
got married
Me: (laughed) mummy, you are funny. Well I
didn’t forget that at all ma
Dcns Emeka: I had to run back to Nigeria
because my husband got a new job at World
Bank and he is currently in Geneva branch of
the bank and trust the kids, they followed their
father. And I have been starved of straffing.
Me: (standing in front of her and holding her
hands) Sweet-pie, I am happy that you still
have feelings for me and you could still come
back to eat my sweet BANANA…..but dear, I’m
married. I can’t be bleeping you like before
again. And for me to be back in the church
working as the Church Accountant all eyes will
be on me and on every of my movement. Please
try to understand ma.
Looking into her eyes I saw passion burning in
there and I decided to leave. As soon as I
turned my back about going, she held me at
my back and started crying. I cleaned the tears
from her eyes but the more I cleaned it the
more it freely flows. I held her head up and
kissed her; she responded back and this time
the kissing was more intense than before. I took
off her shirt and unhooked her bra. I touched
the tip of the Weapon of Mass Defence and
started rubbing it gently. As I wanted to start
sU-Cking her b0s0ms, a call came into my
phone….alas, it was my wife
Iyoaye: dear, I remembered that I have to go
for a night programme at that place I discussed
with you last week.
Me: why are you just telling me?
Iyoaye: I am sorry for not informing you since
morning. Though, I had prepared something for
you.
Me: ok dear, take care of yourself (call ends)
After the call was ended, I couldn’t see Dcns
Emeka but I was hearing water splashing in the
bathroom. I sneaked into the room, undressed
myself and went into the bathroom. She was
backing the door and was crying. I cupped her
Weapons of Mass Defence from the back and I
sq££zed it. She responded by grinding her
Weapon of Mass Destruction to my hips. I
turned her and started kissing her. Then, I went
to her t!ts and started sU-Cking it hungrily. She
was m0an!ng like Sagem phone. Then I went
straight down to her holiest. As soon as I got
there, I discovered the place was thicker than
sambisa forest. I stopped and looked at her
Dcns Emeka: I’m sorry the place is bushy. I left
it like that since my husband did not Bleep me
I lost interest immediately and I stood up, left
the bathroom and cleaned myself up. She came
in later to join me on the bed
Dcns Emeka: accountant why are you doing
this?
Me: nothing.
Dcns Emeka: so why didn’t you Bleep me?
Me: I’m no longer in the mood
Dcns Emeka stood up and went to the drawer
and took from a bag shaving stick and she sat
down and shaved her holiest clean. When she
did, she spread it out wide and I was seeing the
Ark of the Covenant. Like someone who is under
a spell, I went straight for her holiest and
started sU-Cking it.
Dcns Emeka: (in between m0ans) I know you
like it……ushhh….you should have said so……
assssssshhhhhhhh…….mmmmmm………
pleeeeeeeeeeeeeaasssseeeee stoppppp ittttt.
I was sU-Cking it and as the same time I was
blowing air into the holiest. I tongue – bleeped
her and she was gibberish. After a while she
climaxed and she was panting heavily.
Dcns Emeka: please Bleep me
I was about going to the cabinet assuming that
I will find a pack of cd, she pulled me back and
I fell on the bed. She straddled me and was
riding me slowly at first then she increased her
tempo as she progressed. She was saying all
unprintables, and she was scattering her hair
like a Rasta man. I sq££zed her Weapon of
Mass Defence and in reply she was riding my
OPA-MOSE furiously. We changed positions I
carried her to the table, la!d her there, her
Weapon of Mass destruction was looking at me.
I spread her legs and entered her from the
back. we bleeped in that position for about 10
minutes before turning her with her back on
the table, rested her legs on my shoulders and
entered her. What I noticed is that her holiest
was very hot and tight. We bleeped in that
position for about 5 minutes. We went to the
bed and I spooned her. She couldn’t control it
any longer and we both exploded powerfully.
After we rested for about 30 minutes,
Me: ebi n pami (I’m hungry)
Dcns. Emeka: I am hungry too
Me: but after eating I am going home
Dcns Emeka: for where? You ain’t going
anywhere boy. You are here with me till
tomorrow
Me: lailai. Ko jo rara (it is impossible)
After we ate dinner, I called Iyoaye again to
confirm if she had left for the place. When it has
been confirmed, I turned to her
Me: Dcns. Emeka, I saw the picture you
uploaded on your whatsapp when you delivered
in London
Dcns. Emeka: the baby looks like you. (she took
her phone out, and showed me pictures of the
baby)
Me: omo ti Ogidan ba bi, Ogidan ni n jo (the
child the tiger bore resembles the tiger)
Dcns. Emeka: hhunnmm hunnmm you would
have said that the child that an elephant bore
resembles the giraffe….. (she lightly punches
me)
Me: ahhhhh Dcns….. ma show yin lale yii……
I started chasing her all around the house and
we were doing like little children. I caught her
and we both fell on the bed together…..i
holding her Weapons of Mass Defence from the
back
Me: I’d wish that you were younger than I……
we would have married each other…….
Dcns. Emeka: me too
We cuddled each other till when we both slept
off.
I woke up about three hours later when I
perceived a smell of incense blowing in the
room. When I stood up I realized that I la!d
down in the midst of a large hall. I saw a group
of unclad women surrounded me and making
some chants. I wanted to stand up but I
realized that I was tied down. Then their leader
spoke:
Leader: I greet every initiate
All: isee
Leader: may the great mysterious and mighty
bird be with us all
All: isee
Leader: as you can see, a meat has been
brought to us this year…..(when I heard that I
started shaking) and we want to appreciate the
person who brought the meat. (everyone
started laughing) but first let’s check the level
of the meat
I wanted to say something but it was like I was
gagged in my throat. I started crying. After
they consulted the oracle it was found that I
was not suitable to be used. Then the leader
spoke
Leader: Idowu Emeka why did you bring this
meat Well you have to provide another meat
before 48 hours. Then the leader came to
where I was tied down and went straight to my
OPA-MOSE. As soon as she took it to her mouth
and started sU-Cking it I woke up to a feeling on
my
OPA-MOSE……
Dcns Idowu Emeka was sU-Cking my OPA-MOSE
hungrily. But the speed at which she was
gagging it I was seriously scared thinking that it
will suffocate her. After a while she straddled
me and started riding me in reverse cowgirl
position and I was rubbing her back at the
same time. After then we switched to canine
style and we bleeped as sl^ts and we exploded
together. After we rested till around quarter to
six in the morning, I went quickly to shower
and prepared to run home before Iyoaye will
come home. When I was through
Dcns Emeka: I wished that you will be with me
all through today
Me: Dcns you know that it is not possible now.
Dcns Emeka: I know but can we do one more
time?
Me: (for my mind “Alakoba niyin sha” – this
woman want to implicate me) no ma!
Dcns Emeka: ok I don hear you. Pick up that
envelope that is on the desk.
After appreciating her I picked the envelope
and left the place. As soon as I got home, I
quickly changed to my pajamas so that Iyoaye
will not suspect that I was just getting home. I
didn’t know when I slept off.