Story: The Church Accountant (+18) - Season 1 - Episode 12

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Story: The Church Accountant (+18) - Season 1 - Episode 12

I received his call and after he had given me
some directives, I ended his call
Aisha: please switch off your phone. Like a
zombie, I switched it off. I started sU-Cking her
Weapons of Mass Defence while she was
massaging my OPA _ MOSE. Then as I went
down to sU-Ck her holiest, I discovered that she
was “PADDED”. Chei market don spoil today.
When she knew I discovered, she placed my
OPA-MOSE to her mouth and sU-Cked me until I
exploded into her mouth, and she swallowed it
all and clean me thoroughly,
Aisha: I’m sorry it started some hours ago..
Me: Don’t worry.
I stylishly sprayed air freshener into the office to
kill the odour. As soon as she left, Iyoaye came
into my office.
Iyoaye: hope you had a nice time with her?
Me: as how Iyo?
Iyoaye: I was at the back of your window when
she came in and I overheard all what you
people said……listen Accountant, today I will
expose you.
Me: please Iyoaye. There is absolutely nothing
going on between me and her
Iyoaye: You are a liar Accountant. I recorded all
what transpired so leave me alone you dog!!!
As she was about leaving, I held her but when
she turned to me I saw a face that blood was
dripping and she had the teeth of vampires and
as soon as she wanted to open it to bite me……
I woke up with a start……
Aisha: you have slept for over 20minutes. O n
sun bi efon (you are sleeping like a mosquito)
Me: I didn’t know when I fell asleep.
Aisha: I’m about going. I just wanna check on
you.
Me: Thanks.
Aisha stood up where she sat and came to my
place and gave me a kiss and sq££zed my
OPA-MOSE. I returned by squeezing her
Weapons of Mass Defence. We broke up and
straightened up. I escorted her outside only to
see Iyoaye face red with anger. As soon as I
returned, Iyoaye came into my office
Iyoaye: what did that s1ut came to do?
Me: excuse me?
Iyoaye: you heard me correctly. What did that
s1ut came to do in your office?
I was boiling inside but I had to keep my calm.
When I was about to respond, Pst. Onihaxy
came into my office
Pst. Onihaxy: Accountant, what about the
consumables that you ought to have bought?
Me: I haven’t bought them
Pst. Onihaxy: so, when do you want to buy it?
Me: when I have the time
Pst. Onihaxy: ok. But I want to ask for a small
loan
Me: Kudi/Ego/Owo is not available
Pst. Onihaxy: what do you mean by that? I need
it and I need it now!
Me: sorry Pastor. I can’t.
Pst. Onihaxy: do you realize you are talking to
me?
Me: yes of course.
He left in annoyance and I ordered Iyoaye out of
my office. After a while, I went to the bookshop
but before I got there, I overheard the
conversation going on in Pst. Onihaxy office
Pst. Onihaxy: that your accountant is too
pompous
Iyoaye: that is not his nature; he is a gentleman
to the core
Pst. Onihaxy: wetin? He don dey sexvice you?
Iyoaye: pastor! You are taking it too far! Iru oro
yen ko gbodo ti enu yin jade (it is too costly for
you to say such words sir)
Pst. Onihaxy: I told you to decamp to our party
and let us take good care of you….
Iyoaye: (sneered) hmm. Pasito wey dey ask for
loan dey tell me say make I decamp
Both of them fell into laughter and I tiptoed
back to office.