I sat down on the bed, having no idea of what
next to do.
Different thoughts started running through my
*like say i know, i for don go house on time
yesterday, na the useless konji wey hold me kon
cause this wahala* i said to myself.
I took my phone and dialled clara’s number but i
got a response saying my account balance is
I quickly borrowed airtime from customer care,
since that was the only option left for me to
recharge my phone.
Dialling clara’s number again, i placed the phone
on my ear. The response i got made me froze
Clara’s number is switched off, what do i do
Not knowing who else to call, i dropped the
phone on the bed.
I headed straight towards the door and decided
to seek help from whoever i set my eyes on, i
turned the door knob and pulled the door
The door didn’t open, it was locked.
At this junction, i could hear my heart beat.
I began to regret why i came to this party in the
I knew i had to get out of here, but i just
couldn’t figure a way out. Banging the door and
shouting for help may create a scene which am
sure the outcome will be so embarassing for me.
So in order not to make matter worse, i went
back and la!d on the bed and started thinking of
the next step to take.
I took my phone and log into bbm to have a chat
with Jaga *the fool wey introduce me to clara*
Me: Jaga, u dey mad oh
i typed on the screen and sent it to him, i waited
for few minutes but there was no reply. I began
to look at the screen waiting for him to type a
message but i got frustrated after none came.
My stomach started rumbling and i began to feel
hunger pangs, it then occured to me that i
haven’t eaten anything since yesterday evening.
This was when i started raining abuses on the
two fool wey put me for this condition, which was no other person but clara and jaga.
Then something caught my attention.
I stared at the display picture on jaga’s bbm
profile and it was a female picture i saw.
I began to think it was jaga’s new crush until i
viewed the picture and i was surprised at what i
Isn’t this clara’s picture? I asked myself
oh yeah it is definetely clara’s picture. I began
to wonder why jaga uploaded her picture on his
i checked his status and what i read made me
jump off from the bed, forgetting that i was
This can’t be true
so clara is jaga’s ex-girlfriend *he kon dey lie for
me say clara na him cousin*
i was running out of battery so i quickly log out
of bbm, and kept my phone.
I must get out of here as soon as possible
before i die of hunger, i said to myself.
As minutes rolled by, i became more hungrier
*next time again for my life, i go avoid party like
poison, dis 1 don teach me lesson* i said to myself
I was still lost in thoughts, until when i saw the
door flew open, and then clara walked in with a
smile on her face.
She was looking more sexier than ever, she wore a
mini skirt which brought out the curvy shape of
her hips, her bwests were *chai, see wetin i dey
imagine, instead of make i strangle this girl*
Clara: good morning dear.
Daniel: where the hell have u been, i said with
Clara: am sorry i left u here all alone, jay called
me to come over and i escorted him home. I
didn’t want you to leave without seeing me, that
was why i had to do it.
Daniel: so why was your phone switched off?
Clara: i had a flat battery, please am sorry now
you don’t have to react this way.
Daniel: sorry for yourself, where are my clothes?
Clara: i didn’t take your clothes, i left it in the
wardrobe for you, didn’t u checked there?
*i no even remember say wardrobe dey the
room, over thinking don format my memory*
I walked to where the wardrobe was and opened
it and i saw my clothes neatly arranged there.
Taking the clothes, i quickly wore it, she didn’t
say anything again, she just stood where she
was and watched me.
I will be on my way now, i told her.
Won’t u eat, i bought u snacks on my way
coming, she said, raising up a polythene bag she was holding.
No am not hungry yet, i will prepare something
when i get home, i lied.
*i no fit spend anoda minute for this place*
alright, no problem she said.
We bade each other farewell and i took transport
back to where i live.
Immediately i got home, i took off my clothes
and ran to the kitchen to prepare something to
eat, i took out some noodles and put it in a pot
of boiling water. I went back to my room and
relax while i waited for the food to be ready.
Still couldn’t believe clara was once jaga’s boo.
My phone vibrated, i took it and check the
notification panel at the top screen and i saw bbm icon which signified that i
have a message on bbm.