Adebimpe The Facebook Girl (Season 6)

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Adebimpe The Facebook Girl (Season 6)

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****** FEW DAYS BACK ********

It was that same week that I took the decision and bold step to stay away from Adebimpe and avoid her completely. I planned to start my driving lessons and I began to imagine a new life with my new car.
“Now, I will be driving into the bank premises”
“That rich girl called Amanda won’t oppress me with her pencil camry again”
“I’m sure people will start envying me in that office”
“Infact, there must be a new gossip”
I was still imagining the new life when I got a chat from segun.

SEGE: hello

ME: sege, how far jaree?

SEGE: I’m good. You didn’t give me feedback since last weekend.

ME: no vex jaree. You know I was having a visitor.

SEGE: I know, did our plan worked out?

ME: yes. It did work out. Thanks jaree

SEGE: you are welcome. Onihaxy, the earlier you stay away from that witch called bimpe, the better it will be for you. That woman will bring you nothing but doom.

ME: Thanks boss. That reminds me. I get gist for you sef.

SEGE: hope it’s not about bimpe?

ME: haba, na so you hate her reach?

SEGE: na so ooooo. So what’s the gist all about?

ME: it’s about Betty and funmi

SEGE: what happened to them? , they met each other and fought each other?

ME: funny you. Rara ooo

SEGE: Did Betty found out about funmi?

ME: no joor.

SEGE: then tell me what happened.

ME: two days ago when Betty was leaving my place, she gave me her car.

SEGE: waooooooooh. Nice one, congratulations my guy, you don get car be that.

ME: she didn’t give me completely ooo. She said I should hold it and be using it till she returns.

SEGE: well, the Betty I’m seeing will definitely buy or be given another car on her arrival to Nigeria. A whole multi-millionaire daughter?.


ME: hmmmmmmmmm.

SEGE: so, have you started driving?

ME: no oooo. You know I’m not that perfect yet, I only used to drive baba folake’s old Nissan car within the compound back then in Akure, so I still need to learn professional driving and I would be starting this weekend. And also, I want to get a driver license.

SEGE: that’s cool.

ME: after when Betty left my place yesterday morning, I went to work moody and feeling so sad because I was missing Betty so bad. Funmilayo saw me and she noticed my mood. She then invited me over to her office for questioning.

SEGE: hmmmmmm. What did you now tell her?

ME: I lied and told her I owed a rent and the landlord threatened to throw me out of the house if I didn’t pay my balance of 30k before the weekend. To my surprise, she requested for my account number and later credited my account like 15 minutes later, seriously, I was amazed.

SEGE: she don dey love you be that. Good boy.

ME: I guess so, but I don’t know what to do next. Should I approach her myself?, or wait for her to show more green light?.
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SEGE: do want to marry her?, or keep her as sugar mummy?.

ME: marry kee?, where my betty dey?, rara oooo. Just for the purpose of office goodies. She even told me yesterday that the management was planning to convert few of us to permanent contract staff.

SEGE: hmmmmmmmm. For her to say that, then you must be one of her candidate/slot. Just keep the romantic waves going.

ME: so should I approach her? Or wait for her to approach me?.

SEGE: for now, none of the above. Just keep getting closer to her, keep doing things that will make her love you more, buy take away lunch for her often, send her texts often, visit her once a while, make her see and feel you as someone loving and good. Then let nature decides on who approaches who later.

ME: that’s my guy.

SEGE: don’t drink and drive, always use your seatbelt. It saves life.

ME: funny you, see person wey no get okada wey come dey advise me wey get car.

SEGE: you dey craze ni. I dont just get interest in car at the moment. I need to finish the house project on my site first.

ME: hmmmmmmm, you be boss oooo.

SEGE: let’s chat later, my babe don arrive.

ME: babe kee?, At this time? 9:40pm?. Is it kike?

SEGE: no oooo. This one is latifat. Na my new catch sha.

ME: segun sege!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

To Be Continued….

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