Adebimpe The Facebook Girl (Season 5)

6 years ago


“She had caught me red handed”
“What do I do now?”
“Should I tell her the whole truth?”
“How do I explain how the wristwatch got to my
” hope it’s not the beginning of the end for Betty and

My brain went blank and I couldn’t think of a possible
solution. I couldn’t reply Betty anymore on bbm and I
couldn’t make calls because I don’t even know what to
say or type.

I switched off “mobile network” on my phone and I began to think of ideas. I thought and
thought but I couldn’t provide any meaningful idea or
solution. I have no other choice than to contact segun.
I couldn’t reach him from my phone because I had
switched off the mobile network.

I then remembered I
saw a recharge card umbrella towards to entrance of the estate and I walked towards to place. I met the
vendor who happened to be a slim and fair lady, I
asked if she operates a call center and she replied
that she only sells recharge cards, I then begged her
to allow me recharge on her phone and call with it
which she agreed.
>>Story From =>

I purchased an airtime of N200 and recharged her phone which I later used to call segun.

ME: hi segun.

SEGE: how far onihaxy?. How far with the lunch date?

ME: it was fine

SEGE: gist me na. You bleeped her abi?

ME: segun, that will be another time. I’m not in mood
for that now. I’m in a serious problem and I couldn’t
think of any meaningful solution

SEGE: what happened?. Is it with your boss?

ME: no

SEGE: with Betty?

ME: not really

SEGE: then what is the problem?.

ME: it’s bimpe.

SEGE: bimpe kee?. Is she related to your boss too?

ME: no

SEGE: then what?

ME: she has caused trouble between Betty and I.

SEGE: how?

ME: segun, let me confess to you, I can’t hide
anything from you. It happened that I was on my way
from oshodi last week saturday when she was driving
by and parked beside me.

SEGE: I’m listening.

ME: then she asked of my destination and I told her I
was going home. She then offered me a ride which I
accepted. She dropped me at home and stopped over
to relax a bit during that period.

SEGE: then you bleeped her again right?.

ME: no I didn’t.

SEGE: then what?.

ME: she pull off her wristwatch before she relaxed
and forgot to take it along while going. So I kept the
watch in a safe place. I don’t know how Betty dug it
out and saw it.

SEGE: and how did Betty knew the watch belongs to

ME: she said Bimpe’s trademark is on the watch
which I didn’t even realize.

SEGE: what trademark?

ME: letter “B”.

SEGE: onihaxy, there is something you aren’t saying.
How can someone pull off her watch just to relax?.

ME: I’m serious segun. Ok, she helped me in the
kitchen before relaxing. I think that was when she
pulled off the watch.

SEGE: so what happen now?

ME: i don’t know the explanation to give to Betty
concerning the watch.

SEGE: then tell her the truth, just the same way you
are telling me right now.

ME: haba segun. You know that is too risky. How do I
explain that her brother’s wife helped me in the
kitchen and left her watch at my place?

SEGE: haven’t I warned you several times to back out
of this bimpe of a thing?, haven’t I warned you that
one day, you will expose yourself?. Now it has
happen, so deal with it.

ME: segun please help me, there must be another
way out. I trust you as my last solution bustop please.

SEGE: onihaxy!!!!!!!!!. I will offer this last assistance
just for the sake of friendship.

ME: thank you very much ore mi.

SEGE: next time you have any problem with this your
witch woman called bimpe, don’t just try to involve
me because if you do, I will turn you down.

ME: haaaaaaa!!!!!.

SEGE: I mean it onihaxy. If as a friend, I advised you
on something and you still decided to follow your own
path, then bear whatever comes out of your sturbon

ME: ok sir, so what do I do now?.

SEGE: shebi you said you told bimpe to make a
medical report for you the last time you came to

ME: yes.

SEGE: and the report was dated that particular

ME: yes

SEGE: do you have a copy of it at home?

ME: no, I submitted the one I had to my Teamlead.

SEGE: then stop by at a cafe and make another copy
from your email. Make sure it’s a coloured copy.

ME: ok, what do I do with it.

SEGE: when you get home. Tell Betty that the bank
wanted to have medical examination of all staffs and
you decided to do yours at bimpe’s hospital since her
brother’s wife works there.

ME: ok, I’m listening.

SEGE: and on getting there. Bimpe was the person
that attended to you and you saw the wristwatch on
her hand and you liked it. Then you asked for the
product and price so as to get your own. >>More Story @

ME: ok.

SEGE: but you aren’t sure to remember the shape and
description so you begged her to borrow you her own
watch so that you can take it along to a watch shop
and get the exact type.

ME: but the watch is feminine.

SEGE: then tell her you wanted to get the type for her
as a surprise package. So you wanted to make sure
it’s the exact type, so you borrowed bimpe’s own to
show the watch seller.

ME: what if she asked for her own copy of watch that
I bought?.

SEGE: tell her the seller said he didn’t have the type
at the moment and he promised to get back to you as
soon as he has it. And that he had already seen the
watch from you and recognised the brand. So you
haven’t been chanced to return it back to bimper, And
thank God she is around. She would help you in returning the watch to bimpe.

ME: SEGE the genius!!!!!. Thanks so much ore mi.

SEGE: just make sure you have a copy of that medical
report, because that will be the only thing that would
convince Betty that bimpe didn’t come to your house.
Make sure you stylishly drop the paper somewhere
first and then bring it out when you start telling the

ME: thank you so much segun.

SEGE: one more thing. Call your evil wife bimpe
before you get home and update her on the game
plan so that she won’t be caught unaware.

ME: ok boss.

SEGE: on a final note onihaxy. Whenever you have
problem with bimpe again, don’t try to involve me
again because I will never be part of it.

ME: thanks boss. Talk to you later.

***hanged up***

****chaiiiiiii, segun don tire for my matter********

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