Adebimpe The Facebook Girl

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Adebimpe The Facebook Girl

ME: hello sir

MANAGER: how are you?

ME: I’m fine sir

MANAGER: ehn ehn onihaxy!!

ME: sir,

MANAGER. I won’t be around on monday and tuesday.

ME: hope there is no problem sir?

MANAGER: not really, just that I wanted to
obtain a form
somewhere on monday, and its outside ekiti
state

ME: ok sir

MANAGER: so please, take charge of the
activities of the
company

ME: ok sir

MANAGER: and make sure you are vigilant about those boys in
the packaging section, they always steal bags
of water to sell.

ME: ok sir.

MANAGER: I hope the spare key of my office is
still with you?

ME: yes sir.

MANAGER: ok, take good care of the factory, I
have informed the
chairman that I won’t be around.

ME: ok sir. I wish you safe journey sir.

MANAGER: alright bye.

It was saturday morning. I have sent my
detailed address to
lolade in the morning and she replied me that
she would be
coming by 11am.

In the speed of light, I
removed all the cobwebs in the room, I changed my bedspread, I placed
a pack of condom
under my mattress incase of incasity. I
removed the chairs in my
room and kept it in my neighbour’s room so
that she would be able to sit on the bed when she arrives.

I shuffled my photo album and removed the
pictures containing
me and ladies in a romantic posture, I went
outside to buy 3
bottles of malt, 2 digestive biscuit, 50nair oranges, 3 apples and
filled them in my fridge. I sprayed the room
with air – freshener
and I went to the filling station to purchase a
3 litres of petrol and
filled my “I better pass my neighbour” small generator. I removed
the dusts on my electronics and everywhere
was neat and
looking nice.

On a good day, I used to clean up
my room once in
a month and yet, it won’t be sparkling as the way it is now. When
I was through, I went out to make printouts
of her new CV
because I made only one copy the previous day.

11am, lolade called to inform me that she was
on her way.

On hearing this, I switched on my generator and
also my DVD player
and slot in a romantic nollywood movie.

Few minutes later, I got a missed call from
lolade, I called her
back and she informed me that she was standing infront of my
house. I wore my 3 quarters and a white round
neck top and I
went out to see her.
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On getting to the front
of my house, I saw
lolade standing at the opposite side of the road. She was putting
on a popular short gown with white and black
stripe. That type of
gown that is usually fitted to the body and
brings out the real
shape of the a$$. Her hair was loosed and packed with rubber
band. She smiled at me as I waved at her.

Lolade crossed over
from the opposite side and came to where I
was. She knelt down
a little and said “good morning sir”.
“How are you” I replied her
and she said “fine sir”.

We entered into my
room together.

ME: have your seat dear

LOLADE: **sat on the edge of the bed*** thank
you sir

ME: you are looking more gorgeous and
prettier than the last
time I saw you

LOLADE: ***blushing** thank you sir

ME: what can I offer you?

LOLADE: anything sir

ME: hmm. Anything?, then let me give you
weed then

LOLADE: **laughs** so you smoke weed?

ME: just kidding, don’t you know that I’m a
bishop?

LOLADE: loool. Bishop of which diocese?

Lolade and I continued to crack jokes as I
opened my mini fridge
and offered her maltonic and apples which I
purchased before her
arrival. We were flowing along as if we have
met each other long time ago.

LOLADE: thanks so much sir for your help
concerning the job. I
needed the job badly

ME: really?, why badly?

LOLADE: you won’t understand sir

ME: then make me understand. I actually
assisted you because
I’m interest in knowing you, so I’m listening.

LOLADE: hmmmmmm, its a long story sir

ME: summarise it for me

LOLADE: ok, actually, I finished my secondary school 2 years ago

ME: **cuts in** yeah, I saw that on the form
you submitted

LOLADE: so immediately after that, I lost my
dad

ME: eyah, I’m so sorry about that.

LOLADE: thank you sir. And my mum cannot
finance my
academic to tertiary institution because she is
a petty trader.

ME: eyah. What about your elder brothers and
sisters?

LOLADE: I’m the first born. But I have 2
younger brothers.

ME: eyah.

LOLADE: thanks sir. So that’s why I wanted a
job which I can
save little money out of it to obtain jamb and finance my studies
to some extent. And also sustain myself with
the rest so as to
ease the burden on my mum.

ME: that’s a nice idea. But do you know how
much you will be earning before talking about savings?

LOLADE: honestly, I don’t know, but I just
know that I will be
getting paid.

ME: well, its a small money.

LOLADE: how much sir?

ME: just 10k

LOLADE: 10k?, its ok sir. I so much appreciate
it. I’m grateful sir.

Me: you are welcome, what about your
boyfriend?, is he not
capable of financing your education?

LOLADE: boyfriend kee?. Mtchew, which guy is
ready to be
committed this days?, all they want to do is
to have se*x and go.

ME: so you are telling me now that you don’t
have a boyfriend?

LOLADE: what do I want to do with it?. I want
to focus on my life
for now.

ME: “oluwaseun oooo”. Thank God.

LOLADE: why saying so sir?.

ME: because I won’t be having competitor and rivals

LOLADE: I don’t understand sir

ME: **moved closer***. Lolade, I know this is
too early, but its a
burden on my heart. I like you right from the
first day I set my eyes on you, I got home and I dreamt of you all
night. Infact, I
have never stopped thinking about you since
then,. To be
sincere, I went through stress to convince my
manager to hire you out of the all the applicants. I did all this
because I love
you…………………. “Format continues”

LOLADE: but you are just knowing me, how can
you claim to love
me sir? And don’t you think I’m young enough to be your younger
sister?

ME: ***held her hand**** lolade, don’t say so
please. You are
hurting me and my heart is bleeding because of
what you just said. I seriously love you, I mean it.

LOLADE: so what about the person you are
dating presently?

ME: I swear to God. I don’t have a girlfriend.

LOLADE: and why?

ME: because my heart was waiting to meet you for the past 2
years since I broke up with my ex. My spirit
chose you on first
sight.

LOLADE: so is it because of the job, is that why
you want to use the opportunity to use me?.

ME: lolade, I swear to God, my love for you is
real and genuine. If
only you can dissect and open my heart, only
then will you know
how much I love you.

LOLADE: I’m so sorry sir, I’m not interested, if
its about your job,
you can keep it sir.

ME: lolade, why are you talking like this now?

LOLADE: I mean it. ***stands up and about to
walk out****

ME: ok, have the copy of your CV, you don’t
have to reject the job.

I knew how far I went to secure it for you.

***i turned to the opposite side and stared at
the space with my
eyeballs wide opened, few seconds later, my eyeballs were
soaked and fake tears was dropping.

LOLADE: thank you, let me get going

ME: **faint voice** ok, let me see you off

LOLADE: ***noticed my voice and looked at my
eyes***. Don’t tell me you are crying. Has it gotten to this
stage?

ME: lolade, you won’t understand

LOLADE: then make me understand sir

ME: **still in faint voice*** its been over two
years that I stayed out of love since I broke up with my ex. Now
that I’m drown in
your love, I’m been denied and rejected.
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LOLADE: **smiled and wiped my tears**. Ok,
what do you want
from me?

ME: I want your love. I love you, I want you to
love me.

LOLADE: well, the truth is that I like you too.
You appeared to be
kind and loving. But don’t you think I’m too
young?, I’m a school cert holder?, and I need to forge ahead to
tertiary institution
before thinking of love?

ME: I knew all these before asking you out. I
love you and that’s
all. Love over sees all things.

LOLADE: are you sure of what you are saying?

ME: yes, I’m so sure

LOLADE: ok, I heard you. Give me time, let me
think about it. Is
that ok by you?.

ME: ****smiled****,

LOLADE: that’s better, you look good in that
smile

Me: thanks dear. When will you get back to
me?

LOLADE: sebi we would see on monday?

ME: you mean you will give me a feedback on monday?

LOLADE: don’t know yet. When I think it
through, I will let you
know,

ME: ok dear. Thanks my love.

LOLADE: **smiled** I need to start going now. I have some
house chores to do at home.

Me: should I follow you home?.

LOLADE: to do what?

ME: to meet my inlaws off cos

LOLADE: ***laughs*** honestly, you are so funny and fun to be
with. I so much enjoyed your company.

ME: thanks dear

LOLADE: by the way, what’s your name?

ME: onihaxy

LOLADE: so let me call you uncle onihaxy.

ME: no, call me by my name.

LOLADE: no, I can’t, how do you want people at
work to see it?.
That’s bad.

ME: na you sabi

LOLADE: come and see me off abeg.

I walked along with her till we reach the door,
she was about to
open the door when I pulled her back, I held her
hand with one
hand and held her waist wit the other, I stared
straight into her eyes and she did the same, our heads began to
get close until my
lips located hers.

My eyes was closed
immediately as we began
to kiss. I was expecting a resistance but none
came. Instead, I felt a hand on my neck as she held my head
and sU-Cked my lips
as she gave me the kiss of life.

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