Adebimpe The Facebook Girl

6 years ago

It was 5 months into my new job, I had saved
enough money to
get a decent self-contain accommodation in
Ado ekiti. I had
purchased another blackberry phone and
retrieved my line. I have missed my friend of life “sege the event
planner”. It was
as if a chord had been disconnected from my
system as I
couldn’t reach him easily like I used to do
before. But thank God for instant messaging apps like whatsapp and
bbm, we are able
to keep in touch.

Most times, I always feel like getting in touch
with Adebimpe
even despite the fact that I want her dead, I still miss her most
times. I wish I could save her number before
the night I was
robbed but I didn’t.

I confided in my uncle and I told him that I lost
my credentials when I was robbed and that I only came to
Ado with the print
outs of the copy I scanned to my email and he
told me that there
would be no problem since it looked like
original. And incase the need arises, I can easily go back to school to
request for another
one. He even told me that the one I lost was
just a statement of
result and not the real certificate. He said the
real certificate would be available at about 5 years after my
graduation from
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This made me to think less about the
credentials that was in
Adebimpe’s custody, since I didn’t have her contact anymore, I
didn’t really care.
About 3 months later, I was at work when my
phone beeped and I
checked the screen and noticed that I got a
message. I opened the message and its from a familiar number
and the content says
“I didn’t hear from you again?, I guess you
don’t need your
properties anymore. If I didn’t get any
response from you in 7days Time, then consider it gone forever”.
I just laughed immediately after seeing the
message, I already
knew that its from my one and only
Adebimpe. I don’t really know
what prompted the laughter but I just found myself laughing. I
don’t really know what to reply with after
dialling her number and
I was still getting the same response of “the
number you are
calling is unable to receive calls”. Honestly, I suddenly began to miss adebimpe
again. I sent a
message to segun on whatsapp

ME: hi sege

SEGE: padi mi, how you dey ooo, how that
side?, I don miss you for here ooo

ME: me sef miss you. Abeg I wan show you

SEGE: wetin?

ME: one person sent me a text. ****sent the
screen capture of her text****

SEGE: ***looool**** that should be bimpe?

ME: your guess is as right as mine

SEGE: ***loool*** your wife don broke be that
oooo, she needs

ME: you no well. What should I reply her with?

SEGE: try to dial her number na to Confirm the
sender first

ME: its still saying the same thing “unable to
receive call”

SEGE: then no doubt, its definately your wife.

ME: you no well

SEGE: sebi you don’t really need the certificate

ME: yes na

SEGE: instead of you wasting 200k on bimpe,
you can always apply for another certificate with less than
50k sef.

ME: my guy, you are right oo

SEGE: just tell her to eat the certificates,

ME: **laughs****.

I did exactly as segun told me, I replied bimpe’s text
” Hi dear, you can eat the credentials or do
whatever you like
with it. I have already made a police report
that it was stolen and
I already applied for another certificates from my school and
NYSC. You have lost this time my dear, have a
nice day”.

I laughed as I sent the text, I knew that she
will felt disappointed
and pained.

Few minutes later, I got a response of “ok, we shall
see who truly loosed”. I laughed again as I
resumed chat with

ME: sege, I don send the message ooo, I tell her
say make she eat the certificates

SEGE: ***loool*** mad man, why you come
wicked your wife like
this na?

ME: you no well

SEGE: na wetin she come talk?

ME: she replied with “ok, we shall see who will

SEGE: **hahahaha*** e don pain her be that

Na Empty
threat jor,
Segun and I chat and laughed over it for few more minutes. I
closed for the day at 5pm and proceeded to
take a cab to my

I just felt some kind of relieve as I
counter bimpe with
boldness that very day. I pulled off my clothes and prepared
dinner. After dinner, I had my bath and was
about going to bed
when I had another message. It was from
bimpe again. Before I
opened it, I just laughed again and I was like “wetin she wan talk
again?,” I opened the message and it was a
short message which
says “check your facebook inbox”.

Immediately, I just got curious
and was scared, “what did bimpe meant by facebook inbox?.

I opened my facebook and found a new
message from “shantel
damsel”. I opened the message and found
some pictures
attached to a message. The pictures contained the images of me
where I was totally unclad with my face shown
inside of it. I was
so scared, I downloaded the pictures and
zoomed it to be sure if
it was me and behold, it was me. I looked at the background and
I saw my self sleeping on a tiny hospital bed
with my leg spread
open and my d!ck shown along side with my
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Immediately, I remembered the night I had se*x with bimpe in the
hospital, I remembered that I slept off after
the se*x only to wake
up and couldn’t find bimpe by my side.
“Chaiiiii, yeeeee!!! This girl don kill me” I yelled. I
returned to the message to read the content and it says
” Hi sweetheart, you have the gut to tell me
that I had lost abi?.

Well, for your information, I have 25 clips and 2
videos of your
unclothedness, and I’m ready to finish you on every social
media. My terms are simple, just credit my
account with 20k
between 25th and 30th of every month to
save yourself from
social media revelation. Failure to meet my terms or to renew your
dues, I will upload
your pics on facebook, twitter, whatsapp, and
I will tag every
contact on your friend list, I will upload your
video on youtube for the whole world to see. And let’s see who lost
this time.

Expecting your deposit alert honey”. Don’t try
to trace me or
involve police because none of my social
accounts is real.” I fainted immediately.


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