Adebimpe The Facebook Girl

8 years ago

Adebimpe The Facebook Girl

Segun arrived my house at 5:50am in the
morning and met me
and my co-tenants outside mourning and
discussing in groups
as if someone died .

SEGE: guy, wetin do your number?, e no dey waka? And wetin
dey happen here?, person died?

ME: phone kee?. Our compound was robbed last
night and my
phone was taken away with my laptop

SEGE: haaa!!, no wonder you were all outside at this time.

ME: **sober** na so we see am ooo

SEGE: se na only you dem rob?

ME: at all, they robbed the whole compound
and took away all
valuables. Mummy tolu and her daughter was even raped sef

SEGE: haa, na wa oooo.

ME: the thing tire me

SEGE: hope you have prepared for your trip?

ME: prepare kee?, how will I go about my
credentials when my phone and system had been stolen?. Even my
nokia torchlight is
gone? And how will I contact my uncle?

SEGE: no wahala. I will give you my android
phone with my line,
I will be calling you with my nokia touchlight that has my second
line.
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ME: then how will I go about the documents.

SEGE: along the journey, you would re-
download the stuffs on
this phone and print it out using the card reader I will give to
you.

ME: ok pal. But how about the one you wanted
to scan to me?.

SEGE: I will give the guy your mail, so he would
scan it and send directly to your mail and you can print it out
also.

ME: what about my uncle, I need to contact
him. I have never
been to his place in Ado before. And my line is
gone, how will I locate him? Since he won’t be able to reach me?

SEGE: don’t you know his line offhand?

ME: I swear I don’t

SEGE: its easy, sebi you dey use blackberry?

ME: yes

SEGE: and you registered blackberry account with your email
address?

ME: yes

SEGE: and your uncle’s number is saved on the
blackberry?

ME: yes SEGE: then all your contacts are backed up on
your email

ME: how?

SEGE: just log in to your yahoo mail address
and on the
homepage, click on contacts.

Me: are you sure I will find it?

SEGE: yes, I’m very sure.

ME: chaii, its really good to have a “tech guru”
as a friend.

SEGE: **laughs***. Time is no more on our side,
go and bath and then dress up

ME: ok, help me to sign in into my mail and be
doing the stuff
while I bath.

SEGE: ok, wetin be that your password sef?,
“adebimpe” abi?

ME: you no well. Its the same with the one I
used for facebook.

SEGE: **laughs*** ok.

I rushed to the bathroom to shower and brush
my teeth. I
dressed up and picked my remaining credentials, some other
things. And by 6:08, I’m done and ready.

By
this time, segun was
busy downloading my credentials from my
mail. We both walked
out and I locked the door. He followed me to the taxi and we
boarded the taxi together, he showed me how
to access my
contacts from my email and behold, all my
phone contacts was
backed up on my phone. I checked for my uncle’s number and
dialled it.
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ME: hi sir

UNCLE: hi, who is this?

ME: onihaxy sir

UNCLE: what happened to your line ?

ME: my phone was stolen sir, so a friend
borrowed me his phone.

UnCLE: anyways, where are you?

ME: at the park.

UNCLE: by this time?. I expected you to be
almost here by now, this is 7:05am

ME: I will soon be there sir. Akure to Ado is just
45minutes sir.

UNcLE: ok, safe journey

ME: thanks sir **hanged up****

Segun and I arrived at the park by 7:12am, he gave me the phone
and promised to keep intouch and also ensure
to tell the guy to
scan and send the stuffs to me. Segun
returned home and I
sought the service of the food sellers at the park to fill my tummy
before the bus was filled up.

At about 7:35, the
bus was filled up
and set to move.

I was in the bus and I downloaded all the files
into the memory card. The phone battery was at 55% and segun
didn’t give me his
charger. Oppps!!!!, I even forgot to collect the
card reader from
him.

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