Adebimpe The Facebook Girl

6 years ago

Me: segun, today is wednesday and I have to
travel for this job
tomorrow, where will I get 200k now?

SEGE: onihaxy calm down, getting the 200k
isn’t the issue.

ME: why is it not an issue?

SEGE: Adebimpe is the major issue

ME: how?

SEGE: can’t you see it clearly that this is a
blackmail business?

ME: I still don’t understand

SEGE: the way I’m seeing it, Adebimpe will never send any
credentials to you even if you pay a million

ME: why did you say so?

SEGE: someone who is so desperate for a
revenge and even went to the extreme of having your vital credentials
in her custody,
why should we trust her when it comes to

ME: hmmmmmmmm. “Ayemi ooooo, Temi

SeGE: onihaxy, come to think of it, someone
who switched off
her phone all this while and only send text once
in a while, it is
so obvious that she would switch off again
after getting the deposit alert.
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ME: it seems you are right. So what do we do

SEGE: let’s do it this way. Call her number first
and let’s
negotiate with her.

ME: ok **dialled her number***

SEGE: is it going through?

ME: ***phone: the number you have dialled is
unable to receive

Its saying unable to receive call, what does that mean?

SEGE: it means she barred all incoming calls.
You see what I
was saying?, this girl don upgrade to
“blackmail business”

ME: **wanted to cry** segun please come to my aid, my world is
crumbling, what do I do?.

SEGE: calm down onihaxy, I just thought of

ME: what is that?

SEGE: you remembered that you scanned your credentials and
sent to a particular firm you applied to in lagos
few months ago.

ME: oooh yes I remember!!!, how about it?

SEGE: yes, we will make a coloured printout
and laminate.

ME: will it look like the real one?

SEGE: at least 80% real

ME: so how do we go about it?

SEGE: the time is just 8pm. Let’s rush down to
the cafe down the
street to make the print outs

ME: Are we still going to find a cafe by this

SeGE: hopefully, we should.

ME: but I don’t have much on me at the

SEGE: don’t worry, I still have like 1k on me.

ME: ok, how about the original credentials with
Adebimpe?, am I
going to forget it just like that?

SEGE: my guy, when we find a successful
alternative, then we
can now talk about how to retrieve the one your wife is holding.

ME: which wife be that?

SEGE: your lovely Adebimpe **laughed**

ME: you no well, the girl wey be say I go kill any
day I see her

SEGE: the onihaxy that I know will always fall again and again on
Adebimpe’s lap anyday anytime.

ME: **laughs**. Seriously sege. You know well

SEGE: na lie?

ME: honestly, e be like say that girl dey use
charm on me sef.

SEGE: no be charm, na her juicy honeypot dey
kill you.

ME: abeg forget bimpe matter jaree. Let’s go
to the cafe first.

SEGE: ok

We walked out of the room and I locked my door, we walked
down the street and found out that the cafe
had closed. We
trekked to the next cafe and we found out
that it had been closed
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ME: sege, what do we do now?,

SEGE: maybe till tomorrow be that.

ME: ok,

I saw segun off and I returned back to my
house. I felt relieved
and eased. I began to get hungry and regaining appetite for food.

I dropped my phone on my bed and went to
my kitchen to
prepare noodles. I was about to empty the
sachet of the noodles
into the pot when my phone was ringing.

I rushed to see who is
calling and it was my uncle. I picked up the call

ME: hello sir

UNCLE: aburo, how are you?

ME: I’m fine sir

UNCLE: ehn ehn. My chairman said he is travelling by 10am
tomorrow morning,

ME: haaa,

UNCLE: you know what that means?

ME: no sir

UNCLE: you have to follow early morning bus. You must be here
latest 8am in the morning so that he can
attend to you before

ME: ok sir. Thank you very much sir.

UNCLE: ***hanged up***** I suddenly lost appetite again and I began to
soliloquies, “this
must be the handiwork of the people from my

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