Adebimpe The Facebook Girl

6 years ago

Its 6am on wednesday morning, I was feeling
so weak, sad, heart
broken and depressed.

My eyes were all
swollen and my joints
were so weak, I knew it that if I go to work
that day, I would be so sad and it would be so obvious on my face,
but I couldn’t
excuse myself from work because I didn’t
inform my boss the
previous day, I thought of travelling to Abuja
that Wednesday morning maybe I could get to see bimpe, who
knows, she might
be in abuja and pretending to be in lagos.

But I
had a second
“What if I couldn’t find her in Abuja?” “Do I even know where to locate her?”
“What if she had destroyed the certificates?”
“What would be my gain if I couldn’t return
with the certificates?”
At that moment, I just wished I have a black
magic to command the credentials to disappear from wherever it
is and re-appear in
my room.

I began to think of locating a
powerful herbalist who
could help me to summon and command the

My mind and head were just fill with different
thoughts as they are
coming and overlapping.

I needed someone to talk to and segun
couldn’t be the person
due to the fact that I was still so angry with him. In fact, I don’t
feel like seeing him again. If he hadn’t pushed
me to treat bimpe
badly earlier, who knows, she wouldn’t have
gone to the extreme
on me. I went to the bathroom to have my shower
and I dressed up. I
couldn’t eat anything as a result of my lost of
appetite for any
food. I just managed to cheer up and
proceeded to work. I got to work and I was so moody. I refused
to talk and associate
with anyone as sadness was all written on my
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Segun was
calling me but I refused to pick up, after
several missed calls from segun, I decided to switch off my phone
and force myself to
concentrate on my job.

I closed from work in the evening and went
home straight. On
getting home, I saw segun seated on the bench infront my
compound. As I approached him, I was so
annoyed and furious
within me, I just felt like hitting a plank on his
head. I walked
pass him and he greeted me but I ignored. I entered into my room
and he followed me inside.

SEGE: bro, wetin happen?, you just dey ignore
my calls since
yesterday, I was feeling uncomfortable and I
decided to visit, you still ignored me. Why?

ME: ***raised eye brow*** why won’t I ignore
you segun?. WHY?

SEGE: what have I done wrong onihaxy?

ME: so you don’t know what you did wrong

SEGE: **pats me on my shoulder** we are no
more friends but
brothers, if there is anything wrong, why not
just tell me?.

ME: Are you not the cause of all the atrocities
I’m facing from Adebimpe?

SEGE: my brother, how?

ME: you dey ask me how?. If you hadn’t pushed
me to hurt this
girl in the first place, this wouldn’t have

SeGE: I’m so sorry about that onihaxy, if you
say I was wrong,
then I admit it, though I never knew I was
wrong by teaching her
a lesson.

ME: which lesson?.

SEGE: she is a prostitute and a scammer
onihaxy!!, don’t you get
it?. She used your money to travel down here
to visit another

ME: and I’m here paying for the consequences sebi?.

SeGE: I’m so sorry about that, let’s put that
aside and let’s focus
on how to solve the problem at hand.

Tomorrow is thursday that
you are supposed to travel for your new job, how do we go about
it?, that is why I’m here.

ME: Mr segun, there is no solution as I couldn’t
retrieve my
credentials, so I can’t travel anymore.

SEGE: haaa!!, so what do we do next now?

ME: ***frowned*** nothing, you can go now.

SEGE: are you chasing me out of your house

ME: segun. I am not only chasing you, this
Friendship is over!!!,
let me just face my destiny alone abeg,

SEGE: ***moves closer to pat me on my

ME: ***removes his hand***

SEGE: onihaxy!!!

ME: **yelled*** ehn ehn!!!!, what happen!!!!!?

SEGE: we have been friends now, its close to 8 years

ME: and what does that teaches us?

SEGE: it teaches us that we have gone too far
to split up.

ME: thats none of my business

SEGE: ok, even if we must break up, we must first find a solution
to the present problem first.

ME: **screamed** ogbeni, sebi you heard me,
there is no
solution!!!, you can go.

SEGE: onihaxy, calm down, I will never leave you like this and I
will never leave this place until this thing is
resolved. If you like,
go and call police for me or get me arrested, I
won’t leave here.

ME: ***ignored him***

SEGE: that reminds me, I think I have found an

ME: ***began to smile gradually***

SEGE: that’s my nigga. You are always
handsome in that smile.

ME: sege talk to me jaree, what is the

SEGE: before I shipped in the alternative, why
not try bimpe’s
number again whether it will go through

ME: it doesn’t go through since 1960

SEGE: werey!!!, just try am first jaree.

ME: ok ***stretched my hands to my bag and
brings out my
phone and switched it on***

SEGE: oloshi!!!, so you switched off your phone
before?, no wonder the thing no dey reachable since
afternoon wey I don dey

ME: ***switched on my phone and saw an
envelope sign
followed by a message tone*** e be like say I get message

SEGE: ***hissed, na those silly MTN people, dem
no dey let
person rest, na so so silly messages dem dey
send. Abeg try her
number jaree.

ME: ** opened the inbox and noticed a familiar
number*** sege,
no be MTN oooo, na from a familiar number.

SEGE: ok, maybe na one of your concubine

ME** I read the first line which says “its me
bimpe”**** sege!

SEGE: ehn!!!

ME: na from bimpe oo

SEGE: really?, wetin she talk?
Segun came closer and we sat together to read
the message
which says “Onihaxy, its me adebimpe, if you still need
your credentials,
deposit a sum of 200,000 naira to the account
name and number
below, as soon as I confirm your deposit, I will
give you a call and send the credentials to you via a public
transport, if you try
anything funny, you will be the one to suffer
the consequences,
bye and take care”.

ME: what!!!!!!!!

SEGE: 200,000 what!!!!, where do we get such
amount between
now and tomorrow?

ME: what do we do now?

SEGE: I’m clueless onihaxy

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