Adebimpe The Facebook Girl

8 years ago

Adebimpe The Facebook Girl

After the long sermon………….

DOC: ***hand over an envelope to me*** here is
your result

ME: **** sweat was flowing down from my
head to my neck.***
what does the result says?

DOC: you are HIV negative.

ME: ****screamed**** praise God, I opened the
result to see for
myself and I found it to be truly negative.

DOC: like I said, you just have to be careful. You
are negative today, what about tomorrow?. So please. Use
condom if must
have sex, never share needle or sharp objects
bla…bla…bla…

ME: I jumped up and ran out of the office with
a heart filled with joy. I was so happy as I approached segun and
showed him the
result. We were chating as we walked down to
road back to his
house.

ME: sege, you need to know how joyous I am.

SEGE: thank God say you dey negative sha.

ME: oluwaseun

SEGE: even if you have STD, that one is still
better and its
curable.

ME: STD?, why didn’t you tell me earlier so that I can do the test
altogether, or should we go back to the clinic?

SEGE: No, e no need. That one na small thing. I
will recommend
a herbal mixture for you. The thing dey flush
any infection wey dey body. And e dey also give horse power and
boost stamina
when you wan Bleep.

ME: hmmmmm. Segun sege!!!!

SEGE: na me be that jaree.

ME: but segun, I’m still worried.

SEGE: what is it again?

ME: remember I told you that adebimpe
threatened to pay me
back in hard way?

SEGE: “abegi forget.”, there is nothing she can do.

ME: you think so?

SEGE: yes. Since you don escape from HIV, and
you no die since
you return from her hospital, and your J0yst!ck
never disappear,
“fokanbale”, nothing go happen.

ME: if you say so sha. But me sha dey fear sha.

SEGE: relax abeg, nothing go happen.
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Segun and I continued discussing until we reach
his house.

There was light and we decided to play winning
eleven on his laptop before I returned back to my house.

On getting home and opening the door of my
room. I dropped my
phone on my bed and began to thank God for
scaling me through
the Hiv test. I began to confess my sins and I vowed never to
have unprotected sex again. While I was still in
the mood of joy, a
text entered my phone. I picked it and open,
behold, I was
surprised at the content of the message.

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