Adebimpe The Facebook Girl

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ME: ***laughs out loud***. You no well ooo
segun. Se na only
abortion you fit reason?

SEGE: before nko?, no be runs girl she be?. Abeg
knack me the
gist jaree.

ME: well actually according to the doctor. I was
unconscious as
a result of the accident and couldn’t wake up
until the second
day.

SEGE: ***sits down properly*** ehn ehn?

ME: when I woke up. Bimpe was the first
person I set my eyes
on. She was wearing a white nurse outfit, just
like the dream I
told you about.

SEGE: are you sure you aren’t dreaming at that time too?.

ME: at first I thought it was a dream. But
later, I found out that it
was a reality. The colour of the room, the bed,
everything just
looked like the dream. The only difference was that, my legs and
hands were not tied and bimpe wasn’t holding
a gun.

SEGE: this is serious!!!

ME: according to the doctor, she was the one
who stood my me from the moment I was rushed in and all
through the night.

SEGE: but wait ooo, sebi you said she was a
uniport student that
year na,. How come she now works as a
nurse?. I don’t get it.

ME: me too, I was confused. But she later told
me that she was
actually in a school of nurse when we met. She
just decided to lie
due to inferiority complex.

SEGE: o ga oooo, then how did she got to abuja. Abi na aristo
she do reach there?

ME: segun!!!, you just hate this girl sha. Haba!!!!

SEGE: answer my question abeg. Bimpe’s
maga.

ME: anyways, she said someone linked her with the hospital
owner from PH.
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SEGE: so how did she get home from akure the
other day?. Abi
she offered free punny to the driver and
conductor?.

ME: no ooo, she said she sold her phone at the
park.

SEGE: eyah. Make she pele oooo. Hope she no
inject you sha?

ME: **smiled**, actually she did. Twice

SEGE: **screamed*** haaaaaaaaaa!!!!!. Onihaxy!!, you don die.

ME: she said she can’t kill me. That if she
wanted to do so, it
would have happened when I was unconscious

SEGE: are you sure?

ME: yes. She was even the one who provided all the food I ate all
through.

SEGE: you mean she took you to her house to
feed you?.

ME: no, it was in the hospital. She never
allowed me to know her house.

SEGE: why?

ME: she said she was living couple’s life with her
new boyfriend.
So she doesn’t want any trouble.

SEGE: SMH for her. Na Bleep go kill that girl. So na abuja d!ck
she dey Bleep now?.

ME: **smiled** we actually had sex sha

SEGE: haaaa onihaxy!!, tell me its a lie. You wey
get accident?

ME: I’m serious. It happened on saturday/ sunday night.

SEGE: ***oremi wa gbayi** that one sef dey.
Na where you come
see condom?

ME: *** I wanted to say the truth but I lied***
she brought it herself.

SEGE: hmmm, she self don miss your stick be
that. I no blame
her sha. She Bleep you on hospital bed with your
condition?.

ME: yes

SEGE: sebi I tell you say na girl na runz girl and
ashawo. She fit
Bleep ontop a moving okada. And now wey she
don turn to
nurse. Na all the male patients she for don
Bleep finish. And even the doctors sef.

ME: hmmmm. Segun!!!, you and this your bad
mouth on bimpe.

SEGE: I no lie now. Thank God say you use
condom, I for
congratulate you on hiv/aids acquisition.

ME: aids kee??** my heart began to beat
fast***

SEGE: yes na. I’m very sure say that girl na
carrier.

ME: hmmmmmmm

SEGE: do you have her number, so that I can call her to thank
her.

ME: she didn’t give me her number.

SEGE: why na?

ME: I don’t know the reason why oo.

SEGE: then I’m suspecting she has a hidden mission and
agenda.

ME: yeah that reminds me. She issued a threat.

SEGE: that what?

ME: that she only forgives, but never forgot.
She said I would pay in a hard way. But not today.

SEGE: hmmmmm, I dey suspect that babe sha.
But no worry, na
mouth she get. She no fit do anything.

Since she
no inject you
with poison, nothing fit happen to you.

Segun and I had gist until he left for his house.

Two months went by, I had retrieved my line, I
resumed my
delivery job in akure and I haven’t gotten any
single call from
adebimpe. At a time, I couldn’t hold it any longer , I had to inform
segun to ask if he saved the doctor’s number I
used in calling
him when I was hospitalised. I was glad he did.
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I dialled the
doctor’s number.

ME: hello doctor.

DOC: hi, who am I speaking with please?

ME: onihaxy

DOC: from where?

ME: I was the one who was admitted at your
hospital in abuja 2 months ago when I was hit by a car and a
passer by brought me
to your clinic.

DOC: well, we used to have many similar
patient, can’t really
remember, and how may I help you by the way?.

ME: I was the guy who used your phone to call a
friend to send
money to me. And your nurse helped me to
withdraw it.

DOC: ooook, now I remember. The guy whose phone was also
smashed right?

ME: yes sir

DOC: How are you?

ME: I’m fine sir. I just want to thank you for
the other day. I should have called you all this while, but its not
long that I
retrieved my line.

DOC: its ok. Hope you are good?

ME: I’m fine sir. How about this nurse that was
so nice to me, remind me of her name sir.

DOC: you mean nurse bimpe?.

ME: yes.

DOC: well, she had resigned two weeks after
you were
discharged. I guess she got another offer in another hospital
outside abuja.

ME: ****shocked!!!!, resign ?**** ok sir, do you
have her
contacts sir, I would like to greet her
personally.

DOC: well, her number which I used to have had
been
unreachable for close to 3 weeks now. I guess
she had changed
her line.

ME: ok sir, thanks. ****hanged up****. I sat down at my office and worried. What
could be going on?.
“Bimpe resigned?”
“Her number isn’t reachable?”
“And she hasn’t called me?”
“Or is she a ghost?” “Or na akudaya she be?”.
***Chaiii, onihaxy!!!, you don enter am ooooo.

Na ghost I Bleep
oooooo, I don die******* I became
uncomfortable and restless.

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