Adebimpe The Facebook Girl
ME: ***laughs out loud***. You no well ooo
segun. Se na only
abortion you fit reason?
SEGE: before nko?, no be runs girl she be?. Abeg
knack me the
ME: well actually according to the doctor. I was
a result of the accident and couldn’t wake up
until the second
SEGE: ***sits down properly*** ehn ehn?
ME: when I woke up. Bimpe was the first
person I set my eyes
on. She was wearing a white nurse outfit, just
like the dream I
told you about.
SEGE: are you sure you aren’t dreaming at that time too?.
ME: at first I thought it was a dream. But
later, I found out that it
was a reality. The colour of the room, the bed,
looked like the dream. The only difference was that, my legs and
hands were not tied and bimpe wasn’t holding
SEGE: this is serious!!!
ME: according to the doctor, she was the one
who stood my me from the moment I was rushed in and all
through the night.
SEGE: but wait ooo, sebi you said she was a
uniport student that
year na,. How come she now works as a
nurse?. I don’t get it.
ME: me too, I was confused. But she later told
me that she was
actually in a school of nurse when we met. She
just decided to lie
due to inferiority complex.
SEGE: o ga oooo, then how did she got to abuja. Abi na aristo
she do reach there?
ME: segun!!!, you just hate this girl sha. Haba!!!!
SEGE: answer my question abeg. Bimpe’s
ME: anyways, she said someone linked her with the hospital
owner from PH.
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SEGE: so how did she get home from akure the
other day?. Abi
she offered free punny to the driver and
ME: no ooo, she said she sold her phone at the
SEGE: eyah. Make she pele oooo. Hope she no
inject you sha?
ME: **smiled**, actually she did. Twice
SEGE: **screamed*** haaaaaaaaaa!!!!!. Onihaxy!!, you don die.
ME: she said she can’t kill me. That if she
wanted to do so, it
would have happened when I was unconscious
SEGE: are you sure?
ME: yes. She was even the one who provided all the food I ate all
SEGE: you mean she took you to her house to
ME: no, it was in the hospital. She never
allowed me to know her house.
ME: she said she was living couple’s life with her
So she doesn’t want any trouble.
SEGE: SMH for her. Na Bleep go kill that girl. So na abuja d!ck
she dey Bleep now?.
ME: **smiled** we actually had sex sha
SEGE: haaaa onihaxy!!, tell me its a lie. You wey
ME: I’m serious. It happened on saturday/ sunday night.
SEGE: ***oremi wa gbayi** that one sef dey.
Na where you come
ME: *** I wanted to say the truth but I lied***
she brought it herself.
SEGE: hmmm, she self don miss your stick be
that. I no blame
her sha. She Bleep you on hospital bed with your
SEGE: sebi I tell you say na girl na runz girl and
ashawo. She fit
Bleep ontop a moving okada. And now wey she
don turn to
nurse. Na all the male patients she for don
Bleep finish. And even the doctors sef.
ME: hmmmm. Segun!!!, you and this your bad
mouth on bimpe.
SEGE: I no lie now. Thank God say you use
condom, I for
congratulate you on hiv/aids acquisition.
ME: aids kee??** my heart began to beat
SEGE: yes na. I’m very sure say that girl na
SEGE: do you have her number, so that I can call her to thank
ME: she didn’t give me her number.
SEGE: why na?
ME: I don’t know the reason why oo.
SEGE: then I’m suspecting she has a hidden mission and
ME: yeah that reminds me. She issued a threat.
SEGE: that what?
ME: that she only forgives, but never forgot.
She said I would pay in a hard way. But not today.
SEGE: hmmmmm, I dey suspect that babe sha.
But no worry, na
mouth she get. She no fit do anything.
no inject you
with poison, nothing fit happen to you.
Segun and I had gist until he left for his house.
Two months went by, I had retrieved my line, I
delivery job in akure and I haven’t gotten any
single call from
adebimpe. At a time, I couldn’t hold it any longer , I had to inform
segun to ask if he saved the doctor’s number I
used in calling
him when I was hospitalised. I was glad he did.
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I dialled the
ME: hello doctor.
DOC: hi, who am I speaking with please?
DOC: from where?
ME: I was the one who was admitted at your
hospital in abuja 2 months ago when I was hit by a car and a
passer by brought me
to your clinic.
DOC: well, we used to have many similar
patient, can’t really
remember, and how may I help you by the way?.
ME: I was the guy who used your phone to call a
friend to send
money to me. And your nurse helped me to
DOC: ooook, now I remember. The guy whose phone was also
ME: yes sir
DOC: How are you?
ME: I’m fine sir. I just want to thank you for
the other day. I should have called you all this while, but its not
long that I
retrieved my line.
DOC: its ok. Hope you are good?
ME: I’m fine sir. How about this nurse that was
so nice to me, remind me of her name sir.
DOC: you mean nurse bimpe?.
DOC: well, she had resigned two weeks after
discharged. I guess she got another offer in another hospital
ME: ****shocked!!!!, resign ?**** ok sir, do you
contacts sir, I would like to greet her
DOC: well, her number which I used to have had
unreachable for close to 3 weeks now. I guess
she had changed
ME: ok sir, thanks. ****hanged up****. I sat down at my office and worried. What
could be going on?.
“Her number isn’t reachable?”
“And she hasn’t called me?”
“Or is she a ghost?” “Or na akudaya she be?”.
***Chaiii, onihaxy!!!, you don enter am ooooo.
Na ghost I Bleep
oooooo, I don die******* I became
uncomfortable and restless.
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