Adebimpe The Facebook Girl

8 years ago

Adebimpe The Facebook Girl

After dropping kemi’s call, I was confused on
how to bail myself
from the web I just entered. I had just lied and
now, the lies were
hunting me. I thought through and couldn’t get
a possible way out. I decided to involve segun the event
planner himself on
whatsapp.

ME: sege, how you dey?

SEGE: oko bimpe, oko kemi, I dey oo

ME: you no well ni

SEGE: how far?, you don call your wife?

ME: that was what I wanted to discuss with
you sef

SEGE: gist me, wetin happen?

ME: the plan backfired

SEGE: how?

ME: I called her to informed her that my boss
told me to come to
work tomorrow bla..bla..bla……

SEGE: wetin come happen?

ME: she told me that she would come to meet
me at my work place.

SEGE: heeeeeeeeee, smart counter move

ME: she said we would go out for the shopping
from there. And if
the shopping won’t be possible, she would
collect the money and the gift you bought for her.
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SEGE: haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

ME: tell me jor, what should I do next?

SEGE: can’t you think on your own?

ME: I couldn’t figure out any idea jor

SEGE: you no well ni.

ME: so what next?.

SEGE: ok, let me give you few ideas, then you
would pick anyone
out of them.

ME: ok, I’m all ears.

SEGE: first one, call her tomorrow morning, and switch off there
after. Switch on the phone on sunday night.
Call her and inform
her that you had a flat battery.

ME: hmmmmm, nice one. Any other idea?

SEGE: here is another one. Don’t call her at all tomorrow, switch
off till monday, don’t call her, wait till she calls
you herself and
then tell her that you were robbed and your
phone was stolen.

ME: hmm mr sege!!!!!

SEGE: and here is another one. When its
tomorrow morning, call
her to inform her that you are going to work.
And call her 2 hours
later to inform her that you are travelling with
your boss to somewhere to inspect a project and you don’t
know when you
would be back.

ME: this your small head, na so so bad things
full am.

SEGE: that’s why I am referred to as the event planner.

ME: lool.

Segun and I had some moments of chats
before we end it at
9:30pm.

I then sat on my bed thinking of the one to follow one of segun’s
game plans.

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